User talk:SouthWriter/sandbox/An atheist's objections/@comment-1593341-20100706095938

Christianity: The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie, who was his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magic tree.

I laughed.

Anyway, if there is a god all evidence is that he's a huge dick. He creates mankind with all sorts of natural urges and tells us we can't give in to them or we will be punished. Punishes all of mankind for the transgressions of one couple. Creates a son for the sole purpose of dying then brings him back to life, rubbing in our faces that we are all mortal. Then says that this sacrifice (the sacrifice of killing an immortal and bringing him back to life) was so that we can be saved from a punishment he gave us for something we had nothing to do with.

Also: Omnipotent, he knew Adam and Eve would eat from the tree before he created them. Therefore he created Adam and Eve in order for them to eat from the tree. Therefore he punished Adam and Eve and all of mankind for an action he purposefully set in motion.

God is a dick.