User blog:SkyGreen24/Sensual Sky Weekend 9 - Skai teech u how 2 git gud

Welcome to the ninth installment of Sensual Sky Weekends!

Following the reformation of the wiki I decided to put some effort into making the wiki more alive again, and, being such an interesting person, I decided to act on it through blog posts. Sensual Sky Weekends™ is a blog post series in which I talk about stuff in hopes that people might find it interesting.

Today's topic will be Skai teech u how 2 git gud or just me explaining how you stop being a newbie.

Intro:

Happy Easter bbybois and bbygurls. Skai now teech u how 2 git gud. Including manners, wiki coding and much much more. This is only a guideline and your road to becoming the hokage a respectable wiki user will probably be different and last a while. But it's fun, so why not?

Analysis:

The first step would of course be reading the following pages:

Have you read all of this? Of course you haven't, reading is for losers. Let's get on with it.

The second step is obviously to have a cool signatures. Everyone starts with something liek dis SkyGreen24(talk),but you're cool and hip so you got to use something more edgy.

I suggest something liek dis Sky Green 24

Is this edgy enough? Of course not, you should never actually put ur username, try it with a shitty quote, especially if you don't spell it correctly. And make the flags a bit bigger. Liek dis A gurl knows her limes  But a white gurl knows she got none  -Sum drug addict kek

But is this cringy enough? Nevar! We must gaze further into the abyss

 ...  A gurl knows her limes   -  But a white gurl knows she got none

This might be cringy enough for a begginer like yourself, silly reader. I mean, you don't want a a compact and simple signature liek dis one SkyGreen24

Now dat uve got a sig, u can start with joining the communatee. U gotta be on chat to git famus. I recommend talking to chat expert Octboi

U got dat done? KKK, let's ethnically cleanse this land cover the next step. So you're cool and well-known now, but you haven't written a TL yet. What should it be about?

Originality is lame, nobody wants to know about Crete and the Minoans or sum shizzle. Try to use either Confederate or Nazi win, or combine the two. An even better one would be a TL where one or a few nations control the whole world, and probably the Moon and Mars too if you're smart. It's cause it shuld and wood happen and it's probably the bestest idea. By no means make a TL where it includes a complex yet intricate PoD that slowly affects the whole planet. These are hard and boring and nobody ever reads them.

So you got your TL up and you made a few articles. That's enough, you don't want your TL to be finished, it leaves room for imagination. Now you should make a cool new map game! Why? Because everyone loves map games and there's hardly ever any issues about them. First off, you gotta decide when to make it. Most people prefer the World Wars or some late medieval/early rennaisance stuff. If ur goin' for WW you should take an underdog nation and rule it via mod powers. Speaking of mod powers, mods should be reliable users who rarely come online. They should be able to argue for ages because they'll need it. Also, make sure they don't have a habit of actually doing anything about the map game. Events are overrated. Next, u gotta prepare an algo. But only after the game starts so ur sure the players want to play. Try to do it yourself and fail, then give it to someone who'll need atleast 2 weeks to do it. No wars will be fought in that time anyways, especially if it's a World War map game. Ok, done with that? Now go on a vacation for 2 weeks, hopefully so that few people know why you're gone.

You're map game was a success. Now you have a possy around you that worships you, so you're ready to join the TSPTF. You've made great contributions and just wrongly categorized a ton of shit + argued with LG a lot, no matter. You'll win it. But what if I don't? Well then you try again every 6 months, obviously. If it doesn't work the first time, you're not the problem, the others are. Try to not improve yourself at all during those 6 months of waiting. While you do that make sure your possy does the arguing for you, although you somehow still get blocked. No problem m8, u still got them, even though they're mostly just there to start shitstorms.

So your cool map game is over, but ur waiting liek 6 months to get omnomnommed again so you join a new map game. Make sure it's part of a franchise and pick an easy nation. Act cool at start so you become a mod and then use your powers to expand rapidly, conquering half of the world. When people question your power, make some lame mod events that should weaken u but don't cuz ur awsum. When a huge coalition forms against you cry ASB and ragequit.

Rinse and repeat as you see fit.

By now you're probably the most-well known user on the wiki and u can just bask in ur greatness. You don't have to work on anything anymore, but try to get yourself involved into every heated discussion to keep your status stable.

You could start a lame blog series and add some weird adjective and force people to read it. Everyone will love it for sure and you'll finally get as stirling.

If you ever get offended by anything report it to the TSPTF, wait for a few responses and try to start an impeachment. Don't actually use facts and evidence, just your feely-feels. If someone talks about something on chat they should immediately stop because it's ur chat not therez. Attack them personally so they stop and feign innocence if you ever get called out.

Congratz bby, u can now enjoy your stay on the wiki! Now get the hell off my blog

Conclusion:

To sum up, you need to focus on interpersonal relations and try to minimize actual contribution to the wiki. It's all about spending your time on chat and going on the occassional hiatus so that when you come back there's a new batch of users to harras socialize with.

Thoughts? Comments? Leave them below! Will I answer? Eh... you guys can be pretty boring, I'll probably avoid it.

I'll talk about some other stuff on next week's installment of Sensual Sky Weekends™.