User blog:Scrawland Scribblescratch/The Pontiffez and North Korea's Relations with "False" Korea

So, two   three  four things in this blog. Here's my I'mreallyboredanddecidedtojokearoundalittlebit theory of what will happen if North Korea tries to pull anything with the so-called "False" Korea and 'Murica.

Taken from Rev's blog on NK:

NukNukNookNukNookNookNookNookNukNuk as a precursor to the war, followed by three nukes over Pyongyang and the elimination of North Korea. Kim Jong-un and his inner circle will escape to China and another Kim will rise from the ashes a decade from now and attempt to remove "False" Korea from power, Gangnam Styling his way into the country and then proceeding to fire a bazooka upon the "traitors" of Pyongyang and North Korea. Then he will be exposed as a fake by his brother and the first Kim will be "executed" and the second will work his way to power in the new nation of Korea and then change it into a new DRK, ringing the bells of doom upon the world. This will be followed by Pope Francis fleeing to South America and leaving a double in the Holy See while Korea nukes the crap out of the rest of the world. 2025: Doomsday, anyone?

Also, as the whole world knows, the Cardinals just elected a Latin American pontifezzer. (Pope, for those who don't speak "Pontiff" or slang.) People think this is an advancement, and I agree in some fields, but I really do not expect any major changes in policy. Also, he chose the name "Francis" after a Saint who related to the poor, much like himself. Interesting choice.

Theory on the future of the Papacy: I guarantee at least one of these predictions will come true, at which point I will remember this (six days late) and attempt to come back here and find someone I know that's left.
 * In two to five years there will be a major assassination attempt on His Popeliness. (Think along the lines of '81 on JP II.)
 * The next pope will be from one of three places: Europe, Latin America, Asia/Oceania. He will be a John Paul or Francis. (I'll be an adult by this time, guaranteed.)
 * This Pontiffizzy (Francis I, that is) will carry out with massive convertion efforts.

Last point: The new Papacy has broken my writer's block. I'm writing about the Vatican and stuff now. Thanks to the Pope Emeritus.

02:01, March 14, 2013 (UTC)