User:Spartian300/Random Stories

Hello. This a collection of stories that concern Spartian300's life, and are mainly meant to be comic. Spartian is the only one allowed to edit this page. PERIOD.

THEY'RE DEAD, ALL DEAD!!!
''"When I was a young boy, I loved dinosaurs. I really did. I would buy toys of dinosaurs, movies about dinosaurs, books about dinosaurs, anything. So, one day, my mother was in the kitchen, cooking, or something. I am not very sure what she was doing. So, she was in the kitchen, and my aunt and uncle were over from America. I was in the living room at the other end of the house, watching Walking With Dinosaurs. As my mom was talking with my aunt and uncle, she heard a loud cry of horror from the living room, and rushed to see what was wrong. She found little old me, crying and bailing over something. When she asked what was wrong, I saidm tears streaming down my face, "THEY'RE DEAD, THEY'RE ALL DEAD!". "What? Who's dead?" my mother asked me. So, I told her who was dead. "THE DINOSAUARS! THEY'RE ALL DEAD!", I cried, sniffling. "AND I WAS GOING TO BE A DINOSAUR HUNTER!" My mother had no idea that I thought the dinosaurs were still alive. The special effects on Walking with Dinosaurs with so realistic that I thought the dinosaurs were still roaming this planet. So it came as a horrible shock to discover they were all dead. I can't remember the event myself, but I can remember wanting to be a dinosaurs hunter. How I miss childhood."''