User blog comment:Arstarpool/Competition: Worst TL Idea/@comment-1988424-20100730195645

Sooo, to summarize,

Some Dinosaurs teleport to the future (modern day) where they are lead by an immortal Space Hitler to Mars. Meanwhile, Anderson creates a race known as the "Smurfs". With the help of the Smurfs he holds a bloody coup against the Fijin Government. Fiji (under the leadership of Anderson) invades the US in 1801. Soon, the entire world is under the leadership of Anderson and hist Smurfs. Hitler and his Space Dinos lead an invasion of Earth. After many are killed, Anderson becomes a pacifist. He finds a Mystical Gorilla who teaches Jainism in Nauru. The Gorilla tells Anderson that if he is to ride the world of Evil, he must destroy his evil creation. The Smurfs. He leads an army of Mystical Gorillas and other small woodland creatures. The Smurfs fight back, and create a powerful weapon called "The Sandwich" which they use to destory Anderson and his army. The Smurfs embark on a bloody campaign to conquer all of Earth. Only Monaco and the Vatican hold out against the powerful Sandwich. Together, Monaco and the Vatican are able to Liberate the world. But then, the Vatican undergoes an Islamic Revolution and Balkanizes. Only Monaco is left. Hitler creates his own powerful weapon, called "The Pizza" and uses it to destroy Earth. Monaco (with the help of Paul the Octopus) escapes and creates a new nation on Mercury. The only other nation to escape is Stalin's Hungary, which goes to war with Hitler's Dinos. The Rest of Earth is killed. Monaco, which has been saved by Paul the Octopus, starts a new religion worshipping Paul. The End.