User blog:Saturn120/ASB Map Game Turn Contest

So, with all of the tension on the wiki lately, I have decided to make a contest for all of our users to laugh ourselves over on; ASB and Map Games. I had a idea a while back to make this, but it somehow got off my "list to do". So, with all of the tension and inner fighting on the wiki, I have decided that this would be somethhing we could all have a good laugh over. So, here are the rules.
 * Be as implausible as you like. In fact, the more implausible the better your score will be.
 * There will be a time of 3 days for one turn, then we shall move onto another era in time (We will first start at the Birth of Christ and then move onto the Fall of the Westrn Roman Empire, ect.)
 * You can only post as one nation for an era, but it can be any nation from that time frame.
 * Points will be given from 1-10 by me and to be selected users.
 * Have fun, and be creative in trying to create the best (worst) map game post of all time!

The contest will start on November 21st, so come up with the best turn ever, and may the best if us win.