User blog comment:IndigoOnIceCream/What Would They Think/@comment-30228680-20120329212727/@comment-4727448-20120331040859

Me and Napoleon:

Me: Oh yes, they'll defeat you and send you away-

He: WHAT?!!!!!!!

Me: Correct and then you'll come back.

He: Oh good.

Me: And be defeated by the Duke of Wellington at Waterloo and sent all the way out there and France will become a big republic.

He: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *runs around shooting books off the shelf*