User blog comment:Arstarpool/Competition: Worst TL Idea/@comment-2144052-20100730115958

A Catholic America is sent back to 10000 BC, where dinosaurs (correct plural?) have evolved like we humans did, and now have our current level of technology etcetera. This is because a giant tentical monster which controlled a galactic empire helped the dinosaurs. America panics and makes a massive anti-dino weapon, a robotic Godzilla, which quickly takes over America and becomes a dictator. Canada then also arrives, and succesfully conquers much of the world. This is because Aruba, in our timeline, after America suddenly disappeared, conquered both North and South America. Canada then vanished, like America had done before, but with Canada, the gigantic army of Aruba also vanished (it was stationed in Canada for unknown reasons). So with the help of this gigantic army, Canada conquered the world, defeated Godzilla, and installed Hugh Hefner as the new dictator of America. For some time, there is peace all over the world. However, Japan suddenly appears too, but not from our timeline. No, the Japan of the sixteenth century appeared, and the power struggle continued on forever, leaving a destroyed and balkanized Japan. Then South America and Europe both appear, but with strange changes. Venezuela possesses nuclear weapons, and uses them to destroy Cuba. Eventually, many city states vie for the control of Cuba. Germany tries anew to conquer the world, beginning in Europe. It now has the help from an army of zombies, made with the combined DNA of dinosaurs and humans. Poland is quickly conquered and remains a loyal ally of Nazi Deutschland. Bulgaria however, with the help of Russia, who sees no other way to oppose Germany then to become communist again, manages to defend itself succesfully and also becomes communist. Germnay then resurrects Franco (all with the help of dinosaur DNA), from Spain, to counter this new threat, ad installs him as the ruler of Hungary. The taliban, who was in an airplane towards America for a new 9/11, somehow is transported to this new timeline too, and crashes in Colombia. The plane explodes in a nuclear explosion, and Colombia is an hunhabitable wasteland. But the taliban, horrily mutated and deformed even while he was wearing a special protection suit, lives, and becomes the ruler of Colombia (although none besides the taliban still lives there). With communist Russia and nazi Germany on its doorsteps, Switzerland revolts and becomes the Islamic Caliphate of Switzerland. After all, the taliban somehow survived and now rules a nation, he must have godlike powers granted by Allah the Magnificent! The Vatican takes offense and launches a crusade to Switzerland, which fails because Switzerland willingly joined Germany to protect itself. Then the Vatican joins Russia, in order to protect itself, and thus becomes communist. Russia, furious because of Switzerland's treachery, launches 666 nuclear missiles at it, but somehow, they don't explode and are harmless. Then the Vatican also becomes Islamitic, because surely Switzerland has gained godlike powers. Russia and Germany sign a peace treaty shortly after, because they noticed the Falkland Islands. They both try to colonize it, but the Americas want it for theirselves, and a world war begins. Everyone wipes each other out including dinosaurs (the Hivemind of the Dinosauric Tyrranids lived on the Falkland Islands, and the Imperium of Mankind influenced all the nations to wipe it out), and we're back in our original timeline. An eternal loop...But, how come that the Imperium of Mankind exists then?