First Deseret Rebellion (When the world stopped making sense)

Buildup:
Slavery had been a powder keg ready to explode. With Pío Pico being a African Calian and the leader of the revolution. The Mormon had been angry not getting a Arch Priest instead of a governor. When Pío Pico declared every slave free, Nevada declared secession with Arch-Priest Joseph Smith taking charge.

The War:
Joseph Smith rallied up Mormon missionaries and anyone willing to fight to his cause. The troop count went up to 150.000 to the Mormons and 340.000 to California. General Frémont took 20.000 and expected to meet 5.000 Mormon soldiers but Smith had 30.000 troops. Frémont getting word of this dug a trench along a mile and stuck troops down there, put leaves over them and waited at Hawthorne. When Joseph Smith saw 200 defenseless troops and Frémont he sent the entire army to get them but when the troops walked near or went over the soldiers shot at them, the first wave took 5.200, when the reloaded another 17.000 fell. Smith and his sergeants fled back to Carson city.