King George I of Texas (When the world stopped making sense)

Life:
He was born in Britain on the 26th of March 1819. He entered the army at a young age and was seen as stubborn and Tricky to Work with. He was sent to Texas to negotiate peace. Somehow the Texan Delegates liked him and put him into the running for the Texan Throne. He won by a slim Margin. He married Sarah Fairbrother and had 3 kids including king Adolphus I. He died of old age in the Imperial Palace on the 17th of March 1904. He was the first Recipient of the Nobel Prize for Diplomacy. He is known as the Greatest Diplomat of the 19th Century.

Reign:
In 1875 he ended Slavery in Texas, Mexico and the U.S. and paid off the National debt. He is celebrated as the Greatest Texan King and on his Birthday kids get a day off from Schoo.

The Cuban Exchange:
In 1893 George was tasked to secure an Spanish alliance. He was so skilled that he managed to buy Cuba for a small price. The Spanish people didn’t know until 1924.