User blog:Upvoteanthology/Rap Battles

So, two days ago the whole wiki chat accidentaly began rap battling each other. I compiled all the raps that happened in that time, and posted them here for brevity. My raps were mostly meant as jokes, which is why they were really shitty. Ms' and Guns', however, were almost on a professional level.

Verse 1: Upvote -> Tr0llis Edit

 * Yo
 * My name is Upvote
 * And I have a big tongue
 * People like my boat
 * And I'll poop you out like dung
 * Word

Verse 2: Mscoree -> Upvote Edit

 * Upvote, you got a boat but it sinks
 * Because if you take away all the fluff from your TL it shrinks

Verse 3: Upvote -> Mscoree Edit

 * Yo ms, you got no skill
 * They might as well call you Bil
 * Copy-editing like the admin you are
 * Looks like I went too far

Verse 4: Mscoree -> Upvote Edit

 * Your rhymes are all over the place
 * Like a swerving truck that's swerving bad
 * I ain't even mad
 * You disappear like a passing fad

Verse 5: Upvote -> Mscoree Edit

 * Five sterlings? that's low
 * I can win seven
 * You're just a phony with no foe

Verse 6: Upvote -> Mscoree Edit

 * Look at you, sitting over there with your tea
 * My anthology is bigger than yours will ever be

Verse 7: Mscoree -> Guns Edit

 * Fuck the police
 * coming straight from chat underground
 * The admins hate me like I'm brown
 * And not the other color so TSPTF think
 * They have the authority
 * To ban a wiki minority

Verse 8: Josh -> Guns Edit

 * Cause there ain't no such thing as
 * Halfway mods
 * He's scared to death
 * Scared to look
 * In his fucking banbook
 * Fuck the TSPTF

Verse 9: Guns -> Mscoree Edit

 * Please, child
 * You ain't got no skill
 * Just lining up there
 * For me to kill
 * I'll ban your ass
 * Like my five bitches
 * And then I'll end this battle
 * Like yo Momma's snitches

Verse 10: Upvote -> Mscoree Edit

 * Look at you
 * With your map games and your zombies
 * I'm over here
 * Wearing Nordstrom and Abercrombie

Verse 11: Upvote -> Mscoree Edit

 * You're so ASB
 * Your map games never work
 * Why don't you go cry in the corner
 * With your weird shaped fork

Verse 12: Guns -> Mscoree Edit

 * You're not a challenge
 * You ain't a fight
 * And I'm not going gentle
 * Into that good night
 * Go back to school
 * Work on your wits
 * 'Cuz your raps
 * Are just fucking piss

Verse 13: Guns -> Upvote Edit

 * You want to battle?
 * This is just sad
 * You rap worse than Bill Cosby's dad
 * Ms and I, we're the real deal
 * Not you and the cock-sucking steal

Verse 14: Mscoree -> Guns Edit

 * Let's go, Guns' edginess gives me a quick lol
 * He might as well live under a bridge and rename himself Tr0ll
 * I got him nervous like you hurting from my last sermon
 * Your brains are still on the curtains
 * Better grab the detergent
 * 'Cuz when I'm done I'll down some bourbon
 * And go swervin' down the streets in the suburbs
 * Blowing up your shit with a matching turban
 * I'll fix your fucked up face I'm a pretty good surgeon
 * You gonna need it when I'm done with this servin'

Verse 15: Guns -> Mscoree Edit

 * You think like shit, you little perv
 * This battles ends with your face on a curb
 * I don't get wrecked, I'm the di-wreck-tor, fools!
 * Go back to yo momma and cry, you tools

Verse 16: Mscoree -> Guns Edit

 * Guns how are you even breathing?
 * You get fucked by the whole ms-crony crew and team and
 * drip more semen - from your day job - Then I choose to believe in

Verse 17: Mscoree -> Guns Edit
To see why this happened, check this page I made with the complete conversation.
 * We leave you bleeding,
 * Like a pack of demons,
 * You sleeping heavy thinking
 * About all the things that caused you grieving
 * And what are you even achieving?
 * Who are you even deceiving?
 * Guns you must be thirsty cause you barely eating!