User blog:Nlenhardt/Nlenhardt's Luau Number 2 - Supreme Commander Vinny and his ultimate army

Hello guys its Nlenhardt here again, hosting a second Luau. and as traditional luaus go there will be a roast served, but we are going to serve an appetizer first, with our response corner. I only got one response on my roast and it is from Supreme Commander. Vinny himself. Lets look at it.



so here is his response roast. First thing im going to point out is the "me a communist". It should be "I'm a communist". Thats to help you out vinny. Also he proceeds to call me a weakling. If you guys managed to catch me when I post a link to a picture of myself, I will admit my arms look kinda small, but I am no weakling. I can bench 145, so get rekt vinny, get rekt.

Secondly he goes on to say I have poor knowlege on communism, but back in the day I was a communist. I know how that stuff works. He also says I want the poor to die. I am poor Vinny. I come from a family that makes less than the poverty line. SoIi would be wishing for my own death.

I would like to point out he did change his avatar, from a dead guy to a dead system. So that is a good change I guess. But Vinny get pepared for my response rost to your roast, when we have for the first time a triple roast.

TRIPLE ROAST.
Today I have caught myself 3 creatures to serve in our roast today. They have been identified as Jbw Scar and our beloved Supreme Commander, Vinny

We will first be roasting Scar.

So idk if you guys are aware of this, scar get turned on by women, men, children, with green hair. The people he currently has a crush on is Oscar the grouch and the Grinch. He once said to me* "I would love to see a porno with Oscar and the Grinch." I guess i can understand why he would want to see so much green, a person who flunks community college would problably want a bit of green in their pockets. If you rearrage the letters in Scarletoutlaw you can get Outlet Scaraw. Outlet, this is the relationship he had between him and his father. His father gave him a fork once to clean in an outlet. Alright that was a tasty roast guys. Dont take this roast personally Scar, infact I encourage you to roast me back if you wouldnt mind.

Next we will be doing the response roast to vinny since the roast again Jbw will be hardcore.

Im going to go easy on you this time Vinny, with a very small roast. Your dreams of an independent flanders will never happen. Even if it did it would be shittier than africa and north korea. Communism rhymes with im inside your moms bosom. I want another response roast from you vinny.

Alright now I'm nott going to roast Jbw

I'm going to fucking destroy him.

First off, im going to post a picture of Jbw.



If you met him in real life you could almost see the 100% resemblance between the 2. If you superimposed this over a real picture of Jbw, the nose and ears and head would match up purposly. The only difference is his body is much much smaller.

Jbw is a stinky person I heard. His Grandfather was a holocaust survivor and said "Dont use the showers." He has taken it to heart guys. He is so stinky you can smell it through the computer screens it is crazy.

Jbw is such a big head, they thought about using him for the mascot of airhead candy.

Jbw actually got roasted by Viva. That shouldnt be possible yet it happened.

Alright I just fucking rekt Jbw. Im done with roast for today.

sorry Jbw if you take that seriously. Make a response roast bruh.

Welcome to the inspirational quote corner.

Inspirational quote corner.
This is one by Vinny. I take it to heart.

Here is one from Ace. completely just reking the american dream absolutly rekt



Goodbye corner
That is the end of the Luau today. hopefully our roast victims will make response roast. make sure to catch our next one that will be created anytime from wednesday to saturday.