User blog comment:RevenantAscension/North Korea/@comment-4780584-20130314013639/@comment-4727448-20130314014208

NukNukNookNukNookNookNookNookNukNuk as a precursor to the war, followed by three nukes over Pyonyang and the elimination of North Korea. Kim Jong-un and his inner circle will escape to China and another Kim will rise from the ashes a decade from now and attempt to remove "False" Korea from power, Gangnam Styling his way into the country and then proceeding to fire a bazooka upon the "traitors" of Pyongyang and North Korea. Then he will be exposed as a fake by his brother and the first Kim will be "executed" and the second will work his way to power in the new nation of Korea and then change it into a new DRK, ringing the bells of doom upon the world. This will be followed by Pope Francis fleeing to South America and leaving a double in the Holy See while Korea nukes the crap out of the rest of the world. 2025: Doomsday, anyone? (PS: I'm just kidding. Of course this has no plausibility involved whatsoever, but I'm bored.)