Timeline (Tyrannosaurus Sapiens)

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c. 65,000,000 Years BGE

 * An upsurge in volcanism brings the dinosaurs to their knees. An asteroid nearly hits Earth, lighting the skies up.

c. 54,000,000 BGE

 * The dinosaurs make a comeback

c. 40,000,000 BGE

 * Dinosaurs begin looking more hominid

2,000,000 BGE

 * Tyrannosaurus Habilis evolves

c. 20,000 BGE

 * Last glacial period ends.
 * Tyrannosaurus Sapiens evolve.
 * First known cave drawing
 * Tricerotopa Sapiens evolve

c. 15,000 BGE

 * Tricerotopa Sapiens Sapiens evolve
 * Alligators begin being kept as pets

c. 10,000 BGE

 * The Tricerotopan Neolithic Revolution begins. They begin intentionally growing plants.
 * The Tyrannosauran Neolithic Revolition begins. They begin growing animals to eat later.

c. 8,000 BGE

 * The Banshees (which are herbivores) begin both farming and animal husbandry.
 * The Tyrannosaurus Sapien creates their first empire: the AWROOOAAARR (Humans cannot pronounce this very well. Please don't make fun of them for it.)

c. 4,000 BGE

 * The Banshees form tribes and begin settling Britain and France.
 * The Dwarfosaurus creates the Lower, Middle, and Upper EGYPIAKARAAAAAN Empire.

c. 1,500 BGE

 * The EGYPIAKARAAAAAN Empire reaches a golden age. HATSHEPSAAAAAAWROAR (This translates to Hatshepsaurus in Human) rules.
 * The Mayauran civilization in Mexico starts.

c. 1,400 BGE

 * The Myceniasaurans capture Crete.

c. 1,200 BGE

 * ROARsese the Great rules EGYPTIAKARAAAAA

c. 1,100 BGE

 * Beginning of the Trojaraptor War
 * Archaeic period in Greece begins.