User:SkyGreen24/(In)famous quotes

"Here shall be a list of the numerous quotes of known wikia users. I hope I'm not offending anyone with this, but I thought it'd be a fun idea to write down all the hillarious things some of the people here accidently or just by being oct, wrote. If you do feel offended by this, feel free to contact me and I'll remove it. And to anyone who has more quotes to share, feel free to add them.

'''Note: I've noticed that some users (Spar) put up several quotes from the same person in a row, without mentioning the user name every time. The username MUST be mentioned (and it should link to the user's user page) unless the poster thinks the author of the quote ought to remain anonymous.'''

Also, here's the official quote format

"Quote" - Username (additional text)

Please follow the format or the following might happen:
 * 1) I will personally change the format of the quote.

Do not add any overly offensive quotes.
 * "Cogitavi."/"I thought." - Scarlet Outlaw
 * "LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT REX NOW WEARS A DONKEY AS A HAT! SHAAAME!" - Mscoree, when asked about Reximus55 in chat.
 * "I thought I was popwerful enought" Scarlet Outlaw
 * "got suspended yesterday for playing baseball in mexiccan clas" - Octivian Marius
 * "Bfox shit the fuck up" - The Royal Tank
 * "Geg u lat" - Octivian Marius
 * "Why dobt u just explode urselr guns" -Octivian Marius
 * "Bah" - whenever Monster Pumpkin dismisses something
 * "i know a few mexican words" - Octivian Marius
 * "you must know the number one rule of the wiki. Im fucking awesome" when Toby2 first met BattleStriker99, who later turned out to be Ratc3333
 * "I would highly suggest choosing a different nation in PMIII. There are already a ton of people in Italy and it's going to be a bloodbath. Unless you want a really short tenure in Italy, I'd advise choosing a non-Italian nation." - CrimsonAssassin, discussing the game with fellow Italian nations.
 * "That would be sikh." -SkyGreen24 In response to Toby2 suggesting the Mughal Empire should be sikhist.
 * "The Safavid dynasty is the shi'ite!" -Toby2 while previously stating that SkyGreen24 is not the only one who can make puns.
 * "Everybody do the SCRAW!" -IATG
 * "This is the Mod Page, not Detroit." - Mscoree
 * "You already own those, dont invade your own nation." - SwankyJ on the Ancient Mediterranean map game, turn of 250 BC.
 * "He PMed me one time, he sounds bipolar." -Kiwi884 whilst stating her opinion about a wikia user who shan't be named for the sake of peace and sanity, (but not in the name of the Doctor).
 * "You bet my sweet chocolate behind it is." -Vivaporius in response to his own question "And is this a longa** defense?"
 * "it's incroatian sat, not spainish" -Sky's response to Saturn's question of a Croatian article.
 * "He's like Ms, but more rude and less useful."-Sky during a discussion with Andy about an user who will stay anonymous
 * "i don't even like shit coming out of my ass" - Feudalplague, on the topic of his sexuality.
 * "Damn non-English "letters", and by "letters," I mean they take a legit Latin letter and add a random scribble above it." --Bfox complaining about umlauts.
 * "when I do not understand something I try and sound like I do understand it" -Scarlet Outlaw in response to SwankyJ telling him he sounds idiotic the majority of the time.
 * "not map games, but Ratc Games." - Saturn120 when talking about a banned users unstated map games.
 * "Not interested in Brass myself, but surely someone is worthy and would do it." - Our very own Supreme Chancellor of the Nemit Masi quoted here, denouncing his interest in becoming Brass just three months before he became Brass.
 * "Crim Sat on Cookie, and that's how Cookie became damaged." --UglyTurtle adding Saturn120's, Crim's, and Cookie's usernames into one sentence.
 * ":V" -- Sine dei Gloriem, very frequently.
 * "Also I have a penis, it never would have worked out" - Mscoree in reflection of Spartian's attempted sexual advances.
 * "I collect the pretty little things. They are so cool. Penises, I have a room full of them." - Spartian300 during his cyber-spree.
 * "Okay, cool." -- CookieDamage, a reply to an answer that is not as pleasing but not as disappointing as he expected. More of a neutral reply.
 * "I CARVE PUMPKINS FOR HALLOWEEN, EVEN MONSTER ONES" Pita addressing MP when he interrupted a conversation with him and Mitro.
 * "how colombia is more left than ny" - Scarlet Outlaw
 * "More beefy men" - One of Josh's arguments because of which, according to him, rugby is better than american football.
 * "I came up with a mode for the whole thing to work without penis horror"- Vivaporius
 * "Blocky, if you do the have sex on chat one more"- Eric4e
 * "that bunny wants to get my gibblets, but he can't have them!"- MP when quoting a popular horror video game.
 * "I won't ivade Saudi arbia becuse I'm not dumb"-Trevor
 * "Its a shame my sister broke my dick; i wanted to use it again before its old." - Saturn120 when talking about his broken EUIV disk.
 * "Do this again, see not Sex on this Art!" - Eric4e, when talking about his Wreck it Ralph porn in chat.
 * "U seem to NOT BE ACTIVE can i adopt 1983:doomsday." - Oct,  when asking the clearly inactive creator of 1983: Doomsday if he can adopt the whole timeline.
 * "r u gay lololol" - A common rallying call against the user Guns.
 * "GUNS NIGGER PLEASE" - An anonymous user who joined the chat and uttered this phrase, before immediately leaving.
 * "RARTC RATC TFRTAC ITS RATC" - Ratcolor dramatizing Saturn120's overreaction upon meeting him.
 * "I can't watch a jpg" - Mscoree explaining to Eric4e that you cannot obtain an entire movie through jpg format.
 * "It may be dark, but it's only a matter of time until all cronies kill themself" - Anonymous user after the End PM3 hiatus.
 * "Yeah I wish those Slavs would just kill each other... oh wait..." - LightningLynx89 during a discussion on how Slavs ruin everything.
 * "Whata da fucka" - Eric trying to curse in Italian, failing miserably.
 * "But Wreck It Ralph is reallity" - Eric explaining why he should add Wreck It Ralph-inspired nations on Zeitgeist.
 * "I im expert speaks English" - Eric trying to defend his (lack of) ability to speak proper English, after having used Google Translate for a whole conversation.
 * "WHAT GONGING YOU TO DO?" - Eric trying to uhh... something.
 * "I not uses Google Translate" - Eric while attempting to defend his english "skills".
 * "The wiki didn't make the star, the star made the wiki" - SkyGreen24 commenting the fact that Mscoree used a star image on NotLAH's main page.
 * "Anyway, while Viva measures his dick with strawpolls, let's work on the ISIS game" - Tr0llis after being annoyed by Vivaporius insisting on strawpolls.
 * "ha" [x300] - Rallying call in response to Mscoree making the best pun ever spoken, which was started by Upvoteanthology.
 * "I shall play some kick-a-mole" Toby when multiple users started spamming "ha"
 * "oh god, the ralph is gonna wreck it part" - MP after Ms linked a slightly horrific picture off wiki relating to users opinions of Eric.
 * "Just bring her some pills, slip it into her food when she is not looking, and BAM" - Edgeofnight, while talking about the ideal version of sex. The Pill in question is Birth Control, not a roofie.
 * 'NO I WANT JAPAN AND PLAY IT - Eric4e, after being told he can't play as Japan in a map game
 * I NOT GONKING A PERMABAN - Eric4e, after being reported to the TSPTF
 * "i want to be remembered by my stone cold bitch attitude and amazing sense of glamour and finesse" - Cookie
 * "Btich please Everyone got raped by me at one point or the other Except Up" - Edgeofnight
 * "Tumblr has good porn; I mean really good porn" - JoshTheRoman
 * "dat rainforest is as thick as a black girl's booty yo" - SkyGreen24 when talking about the density of the rainforest between Panama and Columbia.
 * honeslty cronies are loyal. i. am not." - CookieDamage
 * "So i have never played any nations in PMIII before, i must play any nation in PMIII to get more map games badges." - Eric4e
 * "I not hunting for badges now." - Eric4e, when told badge hunting may result in a ban.
 * "But not as powerful as the fucking AK-47"-TechnicallyIAmSean, after Vivaporious stated that the pen and paper were powerful
 * "well istill hate america as one of the countries on my list of ated countires in the world" -Scar, when talking about his native nation, The United States of America.
 * "ace I am an elf captian not a boy" - Scar, when referred to as male.
 * "sat i you are killing chrisy=tians you are a christian" - Scar, when complaining about Sat killing Christians as Japan.
 * "I really don't need my dick to be online" - Sky talking about genetic implants with Ace.
 * "Go ahead and suppress; never fix" - Tr0llis  after a half-dozen of bans and kickings within two hours. He would be kicked a few seconds after.
 * "I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THREATENED BY JIHADISTS ON A WIKIA" - Sky while disscussing about a joint timeline with Josh.
 * I am a master of military strategy, and know all about supply lines, tactics, etc. - Spartian300 claiming to be a military genius, even though he's been destroyed a lot of times.
 * "But I like it Backwards" - Upvoteanthology
 * "got add some curves to that bitch" - LightningLynx89 to Edgeofnight about his rough draft map
 * "I know how you like curves LL" - Edgeofnight in response to LightningLynx89's"criticism"
 * "Lions look buff when having the sex. Shit. Even the lioness." - JoshTheRoman after returning from Reddit
 * "Man when I worked at a gummy bear factory to get money for college I wrote a whole story in my head. Worst summer of my life, I thought it would be a warehouse job; nope fuck me stuck in the sorting room for 12 hours a day. When you stand around for 12 hours you have to entertain yourself or you might go insane, either that or you purposefully vomit or sneeze on the conveyor line. Where they have to stop work to desanitize the whole sorting area. I can see how that'd be funny. It is funny looking at it from your perspective, but from mine I... felt like shooting my own dick off. Oh yeah I purposefully gave myself a bloody nose to stop production. Yep... well not really. I forgot to clip my fingernails, and apparently I got a good fucking angle on the skin and sliced it right open." - Sad Tale of LightningLynx89 and the Gummy Bear Factory
 * "Forgot to add the bloody period." - Ace009 after a grammar error on chat.
 * "Screw, you here?" - Sat accidentally typing Scraws name on chat while trying to contact him.
 * "Alright, since I got my DP over with, I'm going to bed" - Sat misusing the acronym for "Diversa Pars" while talking about his turn before going to sleep.
 * "And then when Putin over! Tackle the Obama!" - Stalin 2, a user from the Russian Altermate History wiki, talking about his political interests with Dae.
 * "Anyone know what date AvA Erection is starting?" - Sat asking for when AvA is starting, but then autocorrect changed what he said.
 * " It's the game of thrones;  You either win, or die...  Or something."   - SkyGreen24
 * i like the stealers in american football - Scarlet Outlaw
 * "Gaius Marius is sexy in my avatar" - JoshTheRoman
 * "her and her dried up pussy" -LightingLynx89 talking about I have no idea.
 * "Bitch tits" -Edgeofnight, regarding his religion.
 * what i can play for god and satan to die everyday -Scar when justifying his interest in Satanism
 * "I never knew the Romans had slaves that dark. I thought the darkest they could get was Brown. some are dark dark. Like they came from Nigeria or something." JoshTheRoman
 * "r u geg lololol" - A parody of a popular chat saying.
 * "Saturn120 shits up, Ah crap" -Saturn responding to MP's command to shut up, making a typo and reacting to it.
 * "I rubbed his dick against my bomb vest and moaned" - Toby2 when speaking about making 72 Shades of Yemen
 * "Your on weed again. Calm yourself" - Sat learning how to inject marijuanas.
 * "Nah. They lost their virginity. They are useless to me." -Saturn120 
 * "Ms has to be a girl, no male can be that manipulative" - A TSPTF member
 * "If they have to remove my left testicle, I will send it to your place of residence if you don't shut up. - GBUSA
 * "ive sucked a few dicks before, ill admit but im not fag" - Nlenhardt, in response to Bfoxius
 * "I'm a Nazi?" - Saturn120, upon learning his politics align with a certain Austrian Corporal via an online test.
 * "if canada were a country i would fuck it or something. It mighta been fantasy of mine." - Nlenhardt on Canada
 * "Swagger! Swagger! SWAGGER!" - Spar upon getting a new avatar.
 * "Yeah that's when you know it's good Spar when you ram a girl through the wall" - LL upon learning that an obese man rammed his girlfriends head through a wall during sex.
 * "Though seriously, thank god there's gonna be no shitstorms [anymore]" - anonymous member of chat when Ms was banned.
 * "we've gone from writing DD to discussing shoving estrogen up our butts" - Bfox on the chat
 * "I don't think most of DD would look anything like it does now without the widespread use of anal estrogen" - Benkarnell on the natural progression of the wiki
 * "anything free sucks" - Spar on free things
 * "Gimme a sex" - Saturn 120, haunted by autocorrect yet again
 * "I never got into DP, the concept was just a bit too odd" - Monster Pumpkin
 * " democracy is the worst form of government,   except all the others" - Bfoxius
 * "Because last time I went to the doctor, he was like, "You have, like, twelve brain tumors. Were you near a nuclear reactor or near Sarah Palin or something?" And I'm like, "No, I read Solar Wars" And the doctor is like, "Oh, I have a brain tumor now" - CrimsonAssassin
 * "becayse the birth place is always located near the shit hole" - Indianasean when comparing Africa the birthplace of humanity to the human body.
 * "chloroform doesnt care how you swing" - SkyGreen24
 * "SOMEONE USES THEIR PHONE TO ACCESS THE INTERNET?!" - Supergamer is behind the times.
 * "Fuck children" - CrimsonAssassin
 * "Yeah. I hate the smooth. I like it rough." - Upvote about maps, or so we think
 * "Oh noes, the leperchaun is mad" - Dream after calling Spar's parents baby boomers
 * "see? you've made me mad enough to mispell" - MP to Spar and Dream while they were having a flame war, unaware that there is a spelling error in that sentence.
 * "Will i murdered a minority in my nation so what?" -Scarlet Outlaw
 * "Because burning things is so funny." - Ace009
 * "What do you think I used to tie down your mother?" - Spar to Nlen on Ms's penis
 * "Nothing, my mother died before I was born" - And Nlen saves it
 * "Peace Viva" -KawaiiKame
 * "viva is not peace, viva is war, the worst of wars, viva... viva never changes war isn't hell hell is hell and war is viva, tell me, who suffers in hell? those who did wrong and committed sin who suffers in viva? all players .the innocent the npc the allies the enemies viva is a thousand times worse than hell because he is asb as fuck and pulls some bullshit out of his ass to believe it. {If} I pulled the same bullshit out of my ass people would poke holes and mutter about how stupid it was when viva did it people kept their tongues or said their minds but were quickly silenced by the thought police" -Scrawland Scribblescratch 6/26/15 at circa 19:04 PDT in reply to KawaiiKame.
 * "PM3 is a ladder. Many who try to shitstorm are banned and will never get to try again. The ban breaks them. And some are given a chance to invade their neighbor, they cling to the algo or the mods or spam. Only the game is real. The shitstorm is all there is." - Fritzmet, describing World War One in PM3
 * "If we lived in Oceania, I would have reported at least five of you to the thought police." - Spar
 * "Most Christian churches accept Christianity" -Dreamcaster1
 * "i am done here bush is shit and lets rape bush" - Scar
 * "gentlemen we have lost this poor wayword soul troops prepare your rifles murder the poor bastard brony" - Nk on Spar being a brony
 * "A United west coast sounds orgasmic" - TechnicallyIAmSean, talking about playing as California in | this map game on MGW
 * "I am murican but english is hard" - Legendaree
 * "Victory at Gettsyburg you dumbfeck shit ass whore cocksucking racoon licking Negro hating hillbilly" - Spar insulting UR
 * "who is romania" - Scar after he was compared to Romania
 * "spar why i know what romania looks like" - Scar after being told to google Romania
 * "you failed the tits" - Fires(in my defense, UR said it first)
 * "I need a good airsex logo" - WILD
 * "Rimp the Great, lived till the age of 200 and fucked over 5000 girls in one night. What a great hero." - Sith
 * "I feel like I just accidentally bought a copy of Mein Kampf in front of a German" - Spar, after learning a user he called Russian was really Ukrainian
 * "Glory To Ukraine! Death To Europe!" - Лобачевский (mentioned above)
 * "If you do not know, Ukrainians are at war with Europe." - Лобачевский
 * "NATO and Europe invaded Ukraine!" - Лобачевский
 * "I am Ukrainian, I'm at war with NATO for independence." - Лобачевский
 * "When Ukraine will become a democratic, Europe will die." - Лобачевский
 * "Europe and Russia are the enemies of Ukraine." - Лобачевский
 * "I am an agent of the SBU." - Лобачевский
 * "ALTERNATE HISTORIANS!!!!! TODAY WE HAVE BEEN INVADED BY THE RUSSIANS THEMSELVES SO TONIGHT WE DO WHAT NEEDS DOING WE DO THE THING AN ALTERNATE HISTORIAN DOES BEST TONIGHT WE STRIKE AT THE HEART OF RUSSIA ITSELF TONIGHT WE DO WHAT MUST BE DONE TONIGHT WE WILL RAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Spar, calling on users to raid the Russian Althistory after it became obvious they were raiding chat.
 * "nigga fuck Kansas" - UR on Kansas City, Missouri
 *  I'd say he is an amateur pornographer - Candies regarding LL
 * "The only place that doesn't have porn or sex is the church, oh wait..." - Sat answering to Candies' problem with porn.
 * "Even an SS soldier pees his pants when he sees this gay." - User:IstocnoSarajevo being haunted by Sat's buddy, auto-correcture.
 * "A SMILEY FACE DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING" -  Candies responding to UR's smiley face in chat
 * " O fuck you mexico"  -Donald "United Republic" Trump
 * "THERES NO FUCKING THING CALLED A RAJDOM" - Rimp educating Anglo-Americans
 * "bandon why you a hre state in MdM.  you want your ass raped brandon" - Scarlet Outlaw threatening Bandon23, in regards to Bandons choice of nation in MdM.
 * "i squirt" -United Republic on sqrts (specifically the quadtratic formula)
 * " And it sounded like a dying high-pitched frog.  No offense" ~ Candies, on Japanese people speaking english
 * "emos make great pets" ~ United Republic referring to "emus"
 * "Why are there 2 nazi ovaries" - United Republic countinues to be haunted by the horrors of auto correct.
 * "I like to suck dick for nickels in alleyways" ~ Sithlent, when told to say a random sentence.
 * "I love getting butt-fucked by 40-year-old virgins. Their dicks are really stiff and delicate, and penetrates great in my large ass" ~ When I told Sithlent to say another less inappropriate sentence.
 * "Shit. Shit. Shit. Horny people. Waiting for the right moment. For surprise pussy sex. All I could say is. Wont 2 maek baebis?" ~ Candies replying to Sithlent's whore-ish statements.
 * "The profile picture makes it painfully obvious. My shirt in the profile picture is made out of period blood." ~ Candies on her profile picture.
 * "Don't make me spread catholicism up your protestant ass, you puritan!" ~ WILDSTARKAORI the Converter
 * " canada is very unstable it's like afghanistan" ~United Republic during a discussion about said Canada.
 * "now LESBIAN SPAR SEX *SPACE FUCK." ~ United Republic during a sexual rp.
 * "I'm not on this list" - Nate making a now false statement
 * "'just have enough sex, and you'll eventually get crabs' the sheer visual is fantastic" ~Nate, making the above quote even more false
 * "i've been told if you eat in front of people in arabia during ramadan, you will be called Kafir" ~ Nate
 * "you would think breasts would have more useful purposes like they would also make spider silk" ~ Josh
 * "miami is the capital of Turkey right?" ~ tech
 * "Ram@ could you tell me the chirstmas lotto numbers?" ~ Person talking to somebody who thinks hes from the future
 * "ohhh poop i thought you said Sakuya nvm * United Republic is a stoopid - UR, after confusing Saitama with some maid.
 * "Sat is offically black." - Sat trying to make a dramatic entry and misspelling "back"
 * "Considering that's an Asian cartoon, it's probably not a woman or she has tentacles hidden somewhere. I don't wanna go through THAT again." - GBUSA. I'm not sure what he went through, but I am sure I don't want to know
 * "OG GOD. JUST THING ABOUT A PENIS SABERSTAFF IS SO WRONG. ITS DOUBLE SIDED" - Wild
 * "sperm was considered life-forces in many tribes" -SkyGreen24 educating KawaiiKame on the Angu Tribe
 * " what he dais " - Feudal when replying to Nathan's comment regarding Savoy's possible survival into the 19th Century in Ninety-Five Theses.
 * "Give me a sex" - Andreas.martonosy after apparently being asked who knows how many times to get in a document by Ace009 or help with Pax Romana with Josh.
 * "how do you do the spacing thing with bullets" - Belial