User blog comment:I am that guy/PM3 Polandball Comics/@comment-4206034-20140401223830/@comment-3967693-20140401225804

Ah yes, Polandball. I can see it now--

Ottomans: "Hey guys! Look at me! I may be a Muslim nation, but I accept your Christian faith! Let's be friends and trade! I'll even give up some of my land to avoid an international incident! See look, no war declared!! Let's be friends!!!"

Ottomans: "Look look, guys! I even helped Georgia from being totally taken over from the Timurids! I even peacefully expand my influence in the Balkans and Anatolia, no war declared! See! See! I'm a good guy! I just want to be accepted!!!"

[Attacked]

Ottomans: "BISMILLAH! [For God's sake!]"