Slender Man (Faceless Government)

Slender Man (Born: 1962) is an American psychologist, businessman, and politician that is the nominee for the Democratic Party for the 2008 United States Presidential Elections. He is the current CEO of CPP, a psychology company that helps people with extreme anxiety, schizophrenia, and other related disorders.

Slender Man was born in Montana. His original parents are unknown, though he was adopted by Victor Surge shortly after being abandoned in a forest. Slender Man studied abroad in Germany at Der Ritter Institute. Upon coming back to the United States, Slender Man opened SAP (Something Awful Phsychology) after seeing numerous people suffering from anxiety/schizoid type mental illnesses.

Running the phychology company until 1998, Slender Man was given leave after the company entered a state of near-bankruptcy. Slender Man opened a second business, CPP, which raised enough money to purchase SAP in 2002. He has since then cured over 200,000 people of their mental illnesses using his highly unorthodox treatment methods. As of yet, nobody else can accurately re-create Slender Man's methods in an effective way.

In 2008, Slender Man decided to run for office of President of the United States. Assuming he wins, he will be the first psychologist to be President along with being the first President from the state of Montana.