OITW: I'm unemployed (CYOAH)

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'Oh Yeah, I don't have a job...' you think. your ragged clothes and absence of money testify to this. you also have a splitting headache, and realize why you can't remember much- you got drunk. but it seems something else happened. you can't quit put your finger on it, and then it hits you...

What happened?

Army recruiters got me drunk and conscripted me

I was kidnapped by loan sharks, because i spent too much money drinking and gambling

I was arrested for getting drunk