User blog comment:Nlenhardt/Nlenhardt's Luau Number 2 - Supreme Commander Vinny and his ultimate army/@comment-24828675-20160320204336

''Bitch I dare you to roast me. ''I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Comedy Central Roaster Class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Justin Bieber, and I have over 300 confirmed burns. I am trained in gorilla insults and I’m the top roaster in the entire CC comedian lineup. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of roasters across the  Television  and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your confidence. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can burn you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my yo momma jokes. Not only am I extensively trained in verbal combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Comedy Central Roast Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.