User blog:GunsnadGlory/ERBA- some of my offerings

Well, a couple of weeks ago, Bfoxius came up with a blog that asked users to list a series of Epic Rap Battles of Althistory, between Members of the wiki.

Well, today I was bored, so I came up with one.

ahem *fanfar* *drumroll*

(For those who don't know, BTW, Ismael is this chat trollish fellow who comes on and advocates Veganism and world peace to no end. He has... no edits.)

Ismael vs Ratc
(To the tune of Rasputin vs Stalin)

Ismael:

Cool edit count, Ratc-o!

Try messing with the mad vegan you'll be sorry yo

How many spammers does it take to turn a wiki into a union of ruinous games?

It's a disgrace what you did to your own map game. Your mods beat you like a troll- now you're spamming

You're from map game wiki- sweet map game wiki-

And block logs unfold you

As a messed up mothereffer bent to spamming

Who restored a wiki but paid the price

With the endless ASBness of map game wiki

You're a man of spam I spit flamebait

Big talk peace says vegan burgers

I could end you with a whisper, to your moderators...

Ratc:

Look into my eyes, you perverted witch

See the soul of the man who made a wiki his bitch

You think I give a damn about my mods?

LG told me to calm down- and I threatened to punch him.

You got off easy when they chatbanned your talk

I had my neck in a noose and blocked!

My gang of map gamers- blocked!

All my wiki friends- Blocked!

Anyone who even PMmed be- Blocked!

Ban you for days till you go away

I even crush map games when I'm blocked in state

Pride of Oct took Warman out of the picture

They dropped the banhammer on me harder than they Bitchslapped Hitler!

Oct:

I HAVE NO PRIDE FOR YOU WHO ROOINNED EVERTHING MY REVOLTION WAS DOING TO STOP THE TSPT!

I fot the bondage of plausibilty-

The rebleing massing have brot me hear to spin a theesys against BOTH OF YO ASSES!

Let's start with YOU there, Vegan-stein

Looking like something out of Ismael Stine

It's buffalo burger, red over white!

Cos the admins can't do shit tonite!

And Ract, you were supposed to be my RIGHT HAND MAN!

But your foolish shriveled you up like our revolution, man!

Our whole future was... not very Bright!

You let your hart gro dark- And blanked the greated page since the birth of spam!

RebelSoldier:

Did somebody say... birth of spam?

Yo I'm the troll with the most politeness

Assholes made a mess and got banned!

Shook hand with both sockpuppets-

Southern and Jim, no doubt-

If your name has an a- time to get out!

I had the balls to post over Crim, bitches *picture of Crim dancing*

Tore that plausibility down like the Kool-aid Man! Oh Yeah!

 You two need spelling!

 You need a psychiatrist!

And you all need to learn how to handle real vandalism!

Owen:

Did somebady say... real vandalism?

Da, you want to mess with me?

I spit hot spam while I'm crushing DD;

So blow it up like Albion! While I'm balling in OBN!

Doing Vandal moves and schooling every TSPTF cyka!

I'm a Vandal in my prime- my enemies don't unban me!

The last man who attacked me kicked me off the wiki- so come at me!

You don't know what you're doing when you try to bust a ryhme against a troll like Owen!

You'll find that the ASW is the best MC in the 1983DD!

And explanation of a few of the jokes
Ismael: he is obsessed with veganism. I'm not even joking. Everytime he comes on, he gives us this long argument on how eating animals is like eating other humans.

Rat and Oct: Fairly obvious. Oct's spelling is intentionally bad, yes.

Rebel: Was a map gamer a LONG time ago, permabanned for sockpuppeting- Southerndude and Jim something were two of his sockpuppets. The line "if your name has an a"- well, neither Owen nor Reb had a's in their name, whereas all the others did (Oct's full name is Octavian Marius).

Owen: Was a troll and a sockpuppeter, again, quite some time ago. Made a page on England called the Kingdom of Albion, which was obsoed, I believe, because it infringed on the territories of at least 2 other nations. Really pissed off Smoggy. Also nommed her for Constable. You tell me... On the other hand, he like Arsenal, so he couldn't have been THAT bad...

Any way, more coming later, depending on reaction to this.

22:54, December 16, 2013 (UTC)