Urolmak

Urolmak (Officially the Socialist Independent State of Modern Tsarist Urolmak(Sometimes abbreviated to SISOMTU)) is a socialist post-soviet state in Northern Asia. It is famous for the Ural weather attack and contains the Ural Mountains and the Aral sea.

Etymology
Urolmak is derived from Urol (a mispronunciation of Ural) and was originally called Uralnoc from noc, the Czech word for night (Because of the Ural weather attack making the sky look like night most of the time). It was first called Urolnoc in 1958 by western-Russian races migrating there for a better place to spend the Cold War. In 1994 the name was changed to Urolmak as the weather improved. At the beginning of the Cold War it and the countries around it were simply knowns as Northern Asia and before that the Ural Region and stone. Ural most likely came from the Turkish word for island.

Government
Urolmak is a Tsarist Country, run by a Tsar who has limited power. The Tsar of Urolmak is currently Feliks Dmitriyev, semi-elected in 2004. In the Urolmakian Tsar sytem there are five main things: The Tsar, the Dtars, the Urolmak parliament, the representatives and the Public. The public votes for the next Tsar in an FPTP vote, (which will be the children or the siblings of the current Tsar) and the votes for each Oblast are passed onto the representative for that Oblast who then votes 80 votes for the next Tsar. The if the representative likes 1 potential Tsar 3 times more than the other potential Tsar then he will vote 60 votes for the one he likes more and 20 votes for the one he doesn't like as much. (The representative is elected by the people in a FPTP vote every five years.) The votes then go to the House of the Urolmak Parliament in Feodoria where a complicated set of things happens to the votes. The Dtars get 2 votes instead of one and can vote for themselves. The votes are counted up in the Urolmak vote counting room and the Tsar is determined.

Foreign Relations
Urolmak is part of the Russian Union and the Fruit and Vegetable Contract Group, having signed the Fruit and Vegetable Contract of Northern Asia and Europe or FVCONAE, which states that members of the group will give fruit and vegetables for free to other countries that signed the contract under certain conditions (e.g. the receiver must have productivity in the lower half of all the other countries that signed the contract.). Urolmak is a large producer of minerals and in 1995 the then Tsar of Urolamk (Dominik Igor Dmitriyev) successfully established Beryl as a unit of currency for minerals in Eurasia (probably because at the time the East Ural beryl mine31 had just found a massive seam of beryl in the ground.). Urolmak is also part of the Arctic Community Council and the Northern Asian Space Union, a yet unsuccessful attempt at launching a space program.

Political Divisions
Urolmak is Divided into Oblasts and Regions. There are 9 Oblasts: from most to least populous: Echagon, Feodoria, Ural Basin, Industrial, Aral, Polar Ural, Carna, Oceanic and Putorana. There are 108 Regions in Total, giving each Oblast an average of 12 Regions.

Oblasts
Each Oblast has some power, a Representative and a Minister, who oversees certain things like transport, community needs, environmental issues, building infrastructure, fishing, farming, mining and storing and producing electricity. The Tsar has the power to change some of the things the minister does but only if some 6 or more minor ministers agree. Each Oblast has a parliament for that Oblast and a Capital City. In the parliament there is the representative, the minister of the Oblast, the minister of micromanagement and some minor ministers which are the minister of farming, the minister of the environment, community needs, food, education, transport, sewerage, relations with other Oblasts, pollution, hospitals, health, mining, money, air travel, radioactive waste, recycling and electricity. For a full list of people in the Urolmak Parliament, see List of people in the Urolmak Parliament. Each minister has a respective shadow minister. The seats of the Oblast parliament are usually in a horse shoe formation with the Minister of the Oblast at the front, facing the concave of the horse shoe, the Representative and the Minister of Micromanagement on the ends of the horseshoe, facing each other on opposite sides and the minor ministers making up the arch of the horseshoe, usually in many rows. Urolmak has the largest polititain to public ratio in the world, with ana average of 1 out of 10 people being a Politian.