User:TheCrimsonOracle

About me
Hello, Alternative Historians. I am CrimsonAssassin. As you would guess, I made my username on a video game involving sniping and the name stuck! I am a proud and enthusiastic participant in this community, especially in the Map Game community. I have created several popular map games like the Massive Impact Map Game.

In my spare time, I play Paintball, write things on this wiki, or read. I also am a huge Star Wars geek. I am seventeen years old.

Political and Social Issues
My political views are not discussed at the dinner table. Of course, for those who feel the need to know what's going on inside my mind, I'll satisfy you. Keep in mind that this is US politics.
 * Economy: Outsourcing is lazy. Cutting corners is never a good thing, especially when a lot of people do it.
 * Gay Marriage: Marry who you want, but please don't feel each other up in public.
 * Abortion: It's murder. Life begins at conception. If I could kill people because they're inconvenient to me, I'd be a mass murderer.
 * Gun Control: I could rant about this all day. Short version is that we were given guns in case we need to revolt when the government royally screws up.
 * Welfare: If you don't contribute but can contribute, I don't want to pay for your shit. If you've had years of contributing, sure.
 * Illegal Immigrants: Deport people to the wrong country.
 * The Upper Class: DAMN THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THEIR MONEY!
 * Middle Class: Hi. I like waffles.
 * Lower Class: They feel sorry for themselves because they were too busy smoking pot or something in high school.
 * Global Warming: Yes, the planet's getting hotter. No, it is not our fault. Are you aware that Mars has gotten warmer by 2˚c since the '70s?
 * Legalization of Marijuana: I'm generally against smoking in general.
 * United States 'ignorant' stereotype: Stupid people exist everywhere. There are 300 million people in the US. The number of stupid people is higher than most countries. Also, in our current state in technology and communication, stupid people can easily access technology and spread their imbecile ideas around the world rather than keep to themselves.
 * Middle East: So you're being a problem area again? At least it's nothing new. We should be used to these guys acting up. It's been happening for a very long time throughout history.
 * Obama: Asshole
 * Romney: Asshole
 * Cats: Assholes
 * Rednecks: Assholes
 * Assholes: Assholes
 * 9gag: huehuehuehuelelelelele
 * Reddit: No
 * FunnyJunk: Funny
 * 4chan: Hilarious

Timelines

 * Celtica
 * Red Sun
 * Midnight

Stupid Joke Zone!
If I remember, I will add one stupid joke here per week. Write on my talk page if you want your joke in the stupid joke zone!

Why is Han Solo glad Princess Leia's home planet was destroyed? ' She was looking for love in Alderaan places. '

Why shouldn't you wear Ukranian underpants? Chernobyl fallout.

What is the best way to tell what sex a chromosome is? Pull down its genes