User:PitaKang

About me
Hello! I was born in Seoul, Korea, and immigrated when I was 4.

Hobbies
I have many hobbies, including reading, althist, CoD, StarCraft II, and writing. I also play a game called Defcon, developed by Introversion.

My To Do List

 * A Soviet Axis
 * [[File:25%.png]] Timeline
 * [[File:75%.png]] Overview Timeline
 * [[File:25%.png]] Nations Page
 * [[File:25%.png]] United States
 * [[File:0%.png]] Germany
 * [[File:0%.png]] Russia

Favorite Quotes
Known thine enemy.

-Sun Tzu

''He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool. Shun him.''

''He who knows not, and knows that he knows not, is a child. Teach him.''

''He who knows, and not knows that he knows, is asleep. Awaken him.''

''He who knows, and knows that he knows, is wise. Follow him.''

-Persian Proverb

Funny Stuff
On a hairdryer: "Do not use while in the shower." (yeah...this one makes sense!)

On a bag of Fritos! "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be...how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh?!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a packet of smoked salmon: "Warning. May contain fish." (well, no freaking duh)

Map Games
Imperial Europe Map Game 2

States of America Map Game

Axis vs Allies (Map Game)

Imperial America
A TL based on what if all the Founding Fathers had been killed by British forces, so when the US won, America turned into an Empire

Larger 9/11
A TL based on a larger 9/11 attack on 2002.

A Different History
My most successful TL yet, which there are many PoDs and it is a community project, about 10 people are contributing with me.

Proposals
East Asian Federation

Uruguay

Crime

Seoul