H-B Woodlawn Secondary Program (HSE)

The Hoffman-Boston Woodlawn Secondary Program was an alternative high school in Arlington, Virginia, belonging to, at various times, the United States of America and the Confederate States of America. The school was known for its lasseiz-faire approach to education, allowing its students great freedoms. Soviet Minister of Education Gennady Yagodin called the educational philosophy of the school "Bourgeois in every way.

H-B Woodlawn, as it was often known, gained fame of a sort during the end of the Fourth World War, as the bunker Confederate President Mike Huckabee hid in during the Soviet invasion. H-B Woodlawn was destroyed when the Soviet Union obliterated Arlington with a nuclear bomb dropped right on the school.