User blog:Nlenhardt/Nlenhardt's Luau Number 3 - Vivapeachment.

As tradition we will talk about the "Appetizers" before getting into the main "Roast" that will be served at the end. I have 2 appetizers today, I will serve the shortest 1 first. I have decided to make this blog a tri-weekly event, this being the first one of the tri-week.

The second I will talk about is the extremely controversial "Viva-peachment". I understand everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but im going to go ahead and say the reasons these people want Viva impeached is not for any real reason and its just because they dont like him. That is some real bullshit, he is a good mod and is a fun person to talk too when it doesnt involve debate. I would request anyone who hasnt already vote against his impeachment, since the for side is only 3 votes away from winning.

Sorry for the short ramble about that, but I dont believe he should be impeached just because people dont like him.

Now it is time for our roast, today we are going to roast 2 people. CandiesrGood and Superpenguinz.

Candies  is the most know-it-all person I know of possibly on the entire internet, that I have been able to talk too. She is so quick to shoot down arguments that she doesnt agree with, she is like an Anti-air gun. She shoots them down so often and so quick it is insane, these shoot downs were all in the range of 45 minutes.

She would be a good AA gun since she wouldnt agree with the attacker. She is also studying anything you debate with her about. If you argue about economics "Im studying economics." or if you say something about animals, "Im studying biology." This has happend so many times for me im surprised she isnt the most over-qualified person in the world, she is going to have a hard time finding a job with all that knowlege since she will be so over-qualified.

Now I will attempt to rost Superpenguinz, which might be much harder since I dont talk to him that often.

Superpenguinz tries so hard to be funny, he is the new Jerry seinfield, just without the money. His jokes are so old and overused he is as funny as the newer seasons of the simpsons.

He asks more questions than a 4 year old for real. "What do you think would happen if california had the population of wyoming and vice versa?" idk super why dont you look it up or do reasearch? "Yeah but what if Germany was a bay? Idk super why dont you lo... "Yeah but what if Hitler was actually a dog and commanded a dog germany?"

like for real bro, go on con worlds or something and put up a neat scenario like that. those conversations literally go no where and are more pointless than discussing map game turns and shit.

He also is a know it all and thinks he knows everything about the Presidential canidates in the American election, He is more socialist than Lenin like he would bang Bernie Sanders if he had the opprotunity.

Now i give you guys till thursday for your response roast. This is all satire, dont take it too seriously.

I didn't get any return roast from Vinny, or anyone so I consider that a win. Make sure to check out the next part of the Tri-weekly on thursday.