User:Jazon Naparleon

A bit about myself
I, am Jazon Naparleon, a young american boy of fourteen, who took it upon himself to protect Wikipedia, and any Wikis he cares about, and now, I have added this one to my list! I do love to read, especially about history, and althistory? All the better! As you will soon find out, I like lists. Also, I am what one would consider a 'Grammar Nazi' which really is the best kind of Nazi (Other than a dead one, those people really are not that swell!) I am also into the 'zombies' genre, and I also like Steampunk.

I pride myself on my nobility, trustworthiness, and patriotism. My vices are slothfullness, gullability, and preocupation.

My favorite subjects in school, in order of like best to least are;

Science, history, computers, P.E., etc, whatever, and at the end of the list. . . Math, my one weakness!

My favorite video games/series;

Halo (Xbox, 360), Resident Evil 4 (Playstation 2), Ratchet and Clank (Playstation: 2, 3, and portable), Super Mario Bros (NES)

Books, in no particular order;

The 'Harry Potter' series by J.K. Rowling, House of the Scorpion (Author Pending), Lonesome Dove (Lary Mcmurtry and Author Pending), the 'Last Apprentice' series (A.P.)  More to come!

I like just about All forms of music (Just not heavy metal, or soft rock) Though what stands out in my mind;

Jazz: More

Rock: To

Techno: Come

I am a teenager, so naturally I like anything even mildly edible, though some standouts are;

Regular Pinapple Pizza

Mountain Dew: Code Red (And Just about every other flavor of MD)

Fried chicken

Watermelon (I know these two sound like some sort of racial stereotype, but I am caucasian and still like them!)

Along with Wikipedia, the wikis I visit are; (This list will be updated when relevent)

Halopedia: the Halo wiki

Telatraan one: the Transformers wiki

Wookieepdia: the star wars wiki

And of course, the althistory wiki

Random helpful things;

When in doubt, google it!

If blogging/editing, open a second window and use google to spell check quickly with copy/paste (Apple/control C, followed by apple/control V)

If you have not already, check out the popular Web series 'RedvsBlue', you can find it on youtube, or Roosterteeth.com (Warning, in this Halo machinima, there will be swearing and a few innuendos, proceed with caution, all thee who enter here.)

It is better to die an honest man, than to live a dishonest one. (You may substitute 'dishonest' with 'camping' )

Don't leave the door open! Be it the front door or the fridge door, just don't!

Some sort of big upheaval is bound to happen in the near future *coughcoughzombiescough* so, prepare thy self!

Copy/Paste something before you submit it, lest something go awry and it is not submitted correctly the first time.

Always have a Plan B. Plan C is optional, by encouragedl. If you get to D, something is wrong with your plannin skills, and yous should look into that.

Never back down, never surrender, never say 'die' and never give on your dreams, or yourself!

If you cannot say something nice, it better be constructive criticism.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Everything in moderation.