User blog:NonEuclidean/Beware the Parties of Evil

The following is a parody/propaganda pertaining to the Government Simulation.

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Recently foreign parties have attempted to take over the wiki by spreading lies to the masses. The following brochure has been created by the Republic of the Eagle, Voters against Communism, and Progressive investors like you to educate your children to the menace of the Parties of Evil.

The Red Menace
Beware the Red Menace, a Communist Party that secretly wishes to enslave the wiki's contributors. The Communists preach freedom of speech but in reality this is a hypocritical lie created to mask the fact that they will enact bans for any talk against the regime, according to one anonymous source.

It has been theorized that the Communists wish to overthrow the TSPTF, and have even infiltrated the government in an effort to gain support. As any LG-fearing, timelining freeman knows, the Wiki must not be taken over by this menace.

Be ever vigilant in the fight against the Reds, to ensure the wiki's security and strength.