Lobositz's Lamentable Loss (Map Game)

This is a spin-off to the know defunct Seven Years War Map Game. I promise the people who watch this it will not be a disaster this time.

Know, the POD is that during the battle of Lobositz, Frederick of Prussia dies after being hit by a cannonball. The traumatic head injury causes his death. With their great leader dead, the Prussians were demoralized and eventally surrendered. With Britain's greatest ally on the continent gone, the war's favor turned mostly to the French. Without the Prussians, Austria is able to send help to France in the American colonies and also fight any other minor enemies allied to Britain in the conflict. With extra support, the French win numerous victories in North America. With newly Austrian support, other European continental enemies eventually surrendered. With the British navy over stretched and weary, the French launched an invasion of India and took back the land that was rightfully their's. Soon, Britain surrendered, marking the Seven Years' War as a victory towards France.

What happens next is up to you. Let the best nation win!

Rules

 * 1) Obviously no implausibility. Three strikes and you are out for one day. Another three strikes and you are out for three days. Another three strikes and you are out for one week. Another three strikes and you are out for one month. And another three strikes and you are outta the game!
 * 2) One turn one day. And also, a turn is a half year.
 * 3) The word of the mods is absolute unless you have evidence of contradiction.
 * 4) The game starts in 1763.
 * 5) All RNGs must be done by mods. For annexation, 90% of the chance is no. For puppet state or protectorate, 80% of the chance is no. For alliance joining with NPC nations, 50% of the chance is no.
 * 6) Once another turn starts, you can not edit your previous posts nor post on the turns you missed.
 * 7) You can only play as one nation.
 * 8) If you are France, Austria, Prussia, Britain, Russia, Spain, Sweden, Portugal, or the Mughal Empire, you cannot switch sides.
 * 9) Mods create mod events and must be plausible.
 * 10) Mods should check one another and the others for any mistakes.
 * 11) Colonies, and self-governing colonies can be controlled by players. For colonies, their moves will be restricted. Same for self-governing colonies, but not that restrictive.
 * 12) No spies, assassinations, or secret networks. If used things can get out of hand.
 * 13) In wars algorithms must be used.
 * 14) Any concerns put it on the talk page.
 * 15) Unless this is a world war, you can ABSOLUTELY cannot be implausible on your military.
 * 16) Have fun!

News Feed

 * 1) THE GAME BEGINS NOW.
 * 2) Add any new nations and their respective flags (if any) to the list.

Europe

 * 1) Union flag 1606 (Kings Colors).svg Britain (in a union with Hanover): The Royal Guns (talk) 09:59, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
 * 2) RoyalFrenchFlag.gife: RandomWriterGuy (talk) 06:11, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
 * 3) Flag of the Habsburg Monarchy.svg Austria:AP (talk) 21:59, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
 * 4) Flag of Spain.svg Spain:Sine dei gloriem (talk) 16:42, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
 * 5) Flag of Russia.svg Russia: octiman10 01:53, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
 * 6) Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden:
 * 7) Flagge-sachsen.gify:
 * 8) Flag of Prussia 1892-1918.svg Prussia:CommanderOfTheFourthReich (talk) 17:07, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * 9) Hanover.png (in a union with Britain) Hanover:
 * 10) Flag_of_Brunswick-Wolfenbuttel_(The_Kalmar_Union).pngwick-Wolfenbuttel:
 * 11) Portugal Royal Flag.gif Portugal:
 * 12) Hesseemblem.gif-Kassel:
 * 13) 720.pngmburg-Lippe:
 * 14) Royal Banner of the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth.svgd-Lithuania:
 * 15) Sicily.pngom of Sicily:
 * 16) Flag_of_the_Netherlands.svg Netherlands:
 * 17) Denmark_Flag.gifrk-Norway:
 * 18) Flag_of_the_Kingdom_of_Sardinia_(1728-1802).gifnia:
 * 19) Flag_of_Switzerland.svg Switzerland:
 * 20) It_ven2a.gife:Armaanistan (talk) 06:54, August 3, 2012 (UTC)Armaanistan
 * 21) Va_st126.gif States:
 * 22) Flag of the Ottoman Empire.svg Ottoman Empire: Fed (talk) 02:06, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
 * 23) It_st515.gifny:
 * 24) It_mod.gif:
 * 25) It_mod.gifa:
 * 26) GERM0102.gifia:
 * 27) Baden_baden_city_fl.gif:
 * 28) Baden-wurttemberg.jpgemberg:
 * 29) Flag_of_Duchy_of_Mecklenburg_Schwerin.png Mecklenburg:
 * 30) Flag of Germany.svgipality of Waldeck Callumthered (talk) 06:37, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
 * 31) Crimean Khanate (Ottoman vassal) - Monster Pumpkin (talk) 17:34, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
 * 32) Republic of Ragusa Flag.pnga - Iyandelian (talk) 06:03, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
 * 33) Flag of the Duchy of Milan.png:
 * 34) Flag of Parma (The Kalmar Union).svg.png:
 * 35) COA Bishopric of Bamberg.pngrg:
 * 36) Bayreuth:
 * 37) Flag_of_Bremen.svgn:
 * 38) Cologne Free City:
 * 39) Augsburg Free City:
 * 40) Ellwangen:
 * 41) Flag of Aachen.pngn:
 * 42) COA Arenberg.svg.pngurg:

Asia

 * 1) Qing Empire: LurkerLordB (Talk)
 * 2) 405px-Tokugawa family crest.png:Nkbeeching
 * 3) Afsharid_Dynasty_Flag.png Afsharid Persia:
 * 4) Flag_of_the_Mughal_Empire.svgl Empire: Ianian58 (talk) 15:17, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
 * 5) Red_flag.png:
 * 6) Red_flag.png:
 * 7) Bukharan_Flag.png Bukhara:
 * 8) Maratha_empire_india_flag_photosculpture-p153394823827395285env3c_400.jpgha Empire:
 * 9) Tibet (Qing vassal):
 * 10) Red_flag.png:
 * 11) 800px-Flag_of_Burma_(Alaungpaya_Dynasty)_2.png:
 * 12) Us-gunon.gifsh East India Company:
 * 13) RoyalFrenchFlag.gifh India:
 * 14) Vietnam:
 * 15) Nepal:
 * 16) Bhutan:
 * 17) Flag_of_Sikkim_(1914-1962).svgm:
 * 18) Brunei_Flag_prior_to_1906.pngi:
 * 19) Cambodia:
 * 20) Flag_of_the_Dutch_East_India_Company.svg.png East Indies: I Am Walrus (talk) 02:55, August 5, 2012 (UTC)I Am Walrus
 * 21) Portugal Royal Flag.gif Portuguese East Timor:
 * 22) Flag of Spain.svg Spanish Pihilppines:
 * 23) Joseon_Flag.pngn (Qing Vassal):
 * 24) (ANYONE FIND ANY OTHER ASIAN STATES AND PUT THEM HERE)

Africa

 * 1) Ethiopia_Flag.pngpia:
 * 2) Flag_of_Morocco_1666_1915.svg.pngco:
 * 3) Flag_of_Ashanti.png Ashanti Empire: --"Truth fears no questions..." 04:53, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
 * 4) (ANYONE FIND ANY OTHER AFRICAN STATES AND PUT THEM HERE)

South America

 * 1) Flag of New Spain.svg New Granada (Spain):
 * 2) Flag of New Spain.svg Peru (Spain):
 * 3) Flag of New Spain.svg Rio De La Plata (Spain):
 * 4) Portugal Royal Flag.gif Brazil (Portugal): Stewdio333 (talk) 08:43, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
 * 5) Union flag 1606 (Kings Colors).svg British Guyana (Britain):
 * 6) RoyalFrenchFlag.gif French Guyana (France):
 * 7) Lautaro flag.svg Wallmapu (Mapuche Confederation):

North America

 * 1) Us-gunon.gif 13 Colonies (Britain):Enclavehunter (talk) 06:13, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
 * 2) Flag of the Iroquois Confederacy.svg Iroquois Confederacy:
 * 3) 600px-Hudsons_Bay_Company_Flag.png Rupert's Land [Hudson Bay Company] (Britain):CourageousLife (talk) 20:16, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
 * 4) Louisiana_Flag.gif French North America (France): ChrisL123 (talk) 23:16, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
 * 5) Union flag 1606 (Kings Colors).svg Newfoundland (Britain):
 * 6) Union flag 1606 (Kings Colors).svg Jamaica (Britain):
 * 7) RoyalFrenchFlag.gif Saint Dominique (France):
 * 8) Flag of New Spain.svg Santo Dominigo (Spain):
 * 9) Flag of New Spain.svg Puerto Rico (Spain):
 * 10) Flag of New Spain.svg Cuba (Spain):
 * 11) Flag of New Spain.svg New Spain (Spain): DeanSims

Mods

 * 1) RandomWriterGuy (talk) 06:11, August 2, 2012 (UTC) (Head Mod and Creator)
 * 2)  The Royal Guns (talk) 09:56, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
 * 3) Nkbeeching
 * 4) Monster Pumpkin (talk)
 * 5) AP (talk) 22:01, August 2, 2012 (UTC)

Alogoirthm Heads

 * 1)  The Royal Guns (talk) 09:57, August 2, 2012 (UTC)

Mapmakers

 * 1)  The Royal Guns (talk) 09:57, August 2, 2012 (UTc)
 * 2) Monster Pumpkin (talk)
 * 3) AP (talk) 22:02, August 2, 2012 (UTC)

Game
THE GAMES HAVE BEGUN!!!!

1763.00

 * Principality of Waldeck and Pyrmont (lol, the least important nation posting first): Prince Karl August returns to his home principality after a stint in Vienna as a Fieldmarshal of the Holy Roman Empire. He is welcomed home with a triumphant parade through Arolsen, and takes up residence in the princely Rezidenzschloss with his family. He announces that his 15 uear-old daughter, Princess Caroline, is in search of a betrothal (but not a marriage for at least two years).
 * The Thirteen Colonies: George Washington is promoted to General of the Milita of the Thirteen Colonies. Meanwhile, construction on fortifications across the coast begin, just incase if an war should break out.
 * Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I thought the premise of this game was that the "Seven Years War" ended early, in a sort of draw. Callumthered (talk) 08:34, August 12, 2012 (UTC)
 * Oops. Fixed it. Enclavehunter (talk) 08:43, August 12, 2012 (UTC)
 * Britain D: To forestall any displeasure, the British offer home rule (meaning you govern internal affairs, but have to declare war on any country we do) and the right to issue their own taxes.
 * 13 Col D: (If plausible) We agree
 * Japan: Tensions begin to rise in the shogunate as the royal courts attempt to gain more influence and the shogun tries to sustain the isolation policy that has dominated japan for over 150 years. Many of members of the imperial courts look to ally with those outside of the polical arena mainly the subjegated clans and the focus on trying to recruit the Ashikagawa, Satsuma, and other major clans in the area. Through means of smuggling the nobles hope to secure muskets for future usage. the Shogunate increase the efforts to keep public peace and stability while putting forth a policy of northward settlement into the rest of Hokkiado.
 * Brazil: Since the war is over, many soldiers return home to Brazil, after fighting for Portugal. At least 100,000 soldiers are sent to guard the borders, from Spanish colonies, in case the Spanish Empire tries to strike again. In order to prevent another threat from striking into the country, we cannot rely on Portugal to protect us all the time, especially when they could've been wiped out by the Spanish. There are plans to make use of the massive rainforests to produce our own Navy, with many resources, Brazil has the potential to rival Spain and Britain's fleet.
 * That is WAY too many.
 * Alright. How about 10,000 soldiers?
 * Qing Empire: His Majesty, Hongli, the Qianglong Emperor of the Empire of the Great Qing, the Son of Heaven, Sovereign over the Middle Kingdom, Dominator of Tibet and Korea, etc. is pleased by his nation's recent crushing of the rebellious Uyghurs. He orders his army built up in the western regions, preparing to extend Chinese influence even further west. Rumors of a war amongst the Europeans have reached the Qing Empire, but the Chinese care little for the struggles of the barbarian nations. Please note that the Qing may have delusions of being more powerful than they really are, and of the inferiority or subservience of other nations.
 * Noted
 * Crimean Khanate: The Crimean Khan establishes a series of legislation for the modernization and the creation of a formal army, as the Khanate needs to develop new tactics to prepare if Russia should invade. The newly established army begins to expand into the Alan tribes to the east and set building a few stone-wood border forts to establish the Khan's authority.
 * New France: The colony celebrates its victory in the French and Indian War after the British surrender. More troops are sent to secure the British border to ensure their sovereignty over the area. The colony requests that more Frenchmen emigrate to the colony to continue its survival.
 * Dutch East Indies: Attempts to peacefully bring the tribes of Borneo into the DEI, promising increased trade and prosperity. The same is done in southern Malaysia and Northern Sumatera. Starts to go easier on the people already in the DEI, and attempts to increase the quality of life in the country.
 * Japanese Imperialist (aristocrats and their few allies at the moment) Diplomacy: Japanese nobles attempt to contact the Dutch East Indies Company, with the wish to aquire cannons, firearms, western texts, amongst other things for future usage. A representative is sent to Bactavia to communicate with the leaders of the company and secure a treaty with them.
 * DEID: We accept this offer. We look forward to cooperation and prosperity between our nations.
 * Asanteman: The Ashanti king orders the unification of the Akan states, seeking to prevent the fall of the kingdom to the Europeans empires from the north. He does however invite European observers to his kingdom so may watch the war of the unification, and for his people to possibly buy weapons and equipment from them. Plans to modernize the kingdom after the war is also underdevelopment by the king's court.
 * France celebrates it's victory over the British and it's allies in the Seven Years' War. They are aware, however, that Britain will be looking for vengeance, so to prevent that, it begins encouraging settlers to move to New France, it's other American colonies, and French India using every incentive known to man. Using French architectural designs and city and urban planning, they begin the building of new settlements across the St. Lawrence and the Mississippi Rivers in order to supply the new immigrants. They ask Spain and Austria to form the Glorious Alliance, which will include the strongest nations of all of Europe, nclusing themselves. They send troops to the Americas and India to protect its colonies.
 * Ashanti Diplomacy: The Ashanti people seek the aid of the Europeans in developing their country, and wish to establish a trade link with the French state. An exchange of court officials to better increase the communication between both nations is also suggested to help better the alliance should it be agreed upon.
 * Russian Diplomacy: Russia asks France to join their Glorious Alliance.
 * French Diplomacy: Yes.
 * Russia: Russian troops return home victoriously after fighting with France against the British. Russia asks France to join their Glorious Alliance. Russia moves to occupy the rest of the Kamchatka Peninsula and Chukotka. More settlers move to Alaska and more defenses are set up there.
 * Japanese Imperialist (aristocrats and their few allies at the moment) Diplomacy: in a secret message to the russian government an agent of the imperial courts wishes to secure a treaty with russia about future cooperation in economics. another part of the treaty is to secure russian acceptance of imperialists plans for the Kuril Islands, Hokkiado, and Karafatu in exchange No japanese attempts will be made to seize russian territories in the future and will respect the russian seizure of kamatcha.
 * Ragusa: continues to expand their fleet and their shipping trade, and offers a trade agreement to waldeck and pyrmont to help expand both their economies
 * Ottoman Empire: The Ottoman Sultan Mustafa III begins his plans to modernise the Ottoman Empire by reforming the state. He invites Enlightenment thinkers from Europe into the court at Constantinople. He also begins to build two new royal guards (the Lejyon Rumeli, composed of Christian volunteers and the Yabanci Lejyon, composed of foreigners); oficially, it is designed to provide a more pro-local fighting force in large cities and garrisons; however, in reality, it was designed so to remove the conservative Janissaries' political force. Influence is also focused east into Georgia, where the Ottomans begin to support a local lordling pretending to the unified Georgian throne as George VI so to establish a vassal state in the Caucasus.
 * Venice: Venice continues to fight against the Ottoman empire over the island of Crete. We continue to expand our military due to tensions from the war. We ask: France, Spain, The holy Roman empire and The pope to join our alliance for the war against The Ottoman empire.