The Tallest Tale (CYOAH! Redux)


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You write a very long paragraph about how it’s not your fault. Your dog committed suicide by crashing a plane into your parents, while you sowed your own legs back on. All while leaving a funeral for your real life war comrades, in which your sister attempted to sexually harass you. It’s a real tear jerker, for sure. There is no doubt in your mind that the wiki will buy it.

Mscoree (talk) 21:49, December 2, 2014 (UTC)