Proclamations of the Chairman of Scotland (1983: Doomsday)

16th October 2010

Chairman Macintire announces in the Chamber that from 1st January 2011 the Scottish New State will be renamed ùr Alba meaning New Scotland in Gaelic, or just Alba for short.

From 1st January 2011 the nations first language will change from English to Scottish Gaelic. All schools will begin teaching Scottish Gaelic as their first language after the 2010 Christmas holidays.

Chairman Macintire adds that the change is to show that they no longer have links with the former rulers of Scotland, the English, and are moving towards a more civil relation with the Scottish lands and Islands currently being domineered over by the Celtic Alliance. He adds that he is in negotiations with the leaders of the Celtic Alliance in Stranraer to set up a 10 mile demilitarized zone between the land claimed by Scotland and the Celtic Alliance in the west of Scotland.

He also adds that it is the Scottish right to rule over all lands currently not claimed by any other nation. He formally claims all land formally of Scotland that has not been claimed by the Celtic Alliance.

Many Celtic reporters note that the Scots have no real control over most of the area they have claimed in this proclamation it does seem like they may try and occupy the area as they did during the 2010 offensive in the west of Scotland.

6th November 2010

After the events of the 5th November the Chairman has decided to move the Chamber meetings from central Peebles to Venlaw Castle on the outskirts of the town for safety.

He proclaims three days of official mourning for the ten people killed in the terrorist attacks, he also sets the dates for the election for the seats of the five representatives killed in the terrorost attacks at 1st December 2010.

However in surprise act he adds that each province will be divided in two (east and west) and that there will be one person elected to each newly divided province, so that the Chamber's number will increase from 8 to 16 representatives for the already existing provinces, an extra 4 representatives representing the two new provinces that will be set up in newly conquered areas to the west will also be elected, the provinces will be named as Ayreshire and Kirkcudbrightshire. This will take the number of people in the chamber to 20 people.

He also states that the 'Freedom for Scotland' movement is an illegal terrorist group, any people found to be part of, or helping the group will be jailed indefinately for treason against the nation.