User blog:Salnax/Top 10 Reasons Lordganon is actually this wiki's Dictator

10. He's named Lordganon. That's literally a combination of "lord," as in a position of authority, and "Ganon," an evil man-pig thing. That's like naming yourself "PiggyMcDictatorson." He's not even trying to hide what he is!

9. His TSPTF title is "Supreme Chancellor of the Nemit Masi." There's obviously no such thing as being silly on the internet, meaning that Lordganon actually fancies himself a Supreme Chancellor. And we all know what those are like...

8. He tells us to "watch ya backs ;)" on his user page. Friendly jesting about his educated background? Or something more sinister...

7. LG thinks practically every good idea is "Alien Space-Bats." Germany conquering the USSR during World War 2? ASB. Communists coming to power in Germany? ASB. The "Different WWI" timeline? ASB. How are we supposed to write good alternate history if we hinder ourselves with any notion of reality?

6. He has 71 "Lucky Edit" badges. On March 12, the 71st day, of 1971, the 71st year of the century, Hafez al-Assad came to power in Syria. And although I, like many other users here, don't actually know any real history, apparently he was "President" for three decades! Coincidence? I think not!

5. There was that one time that Lordganon reprimanded me for editing somebody else's timeline. That made me feel sad. I was only trying to be helpful!

4. Lordganon claims to be married. Though not proof of him being a dictator in of itself, it is a blatant lie. As everybody knows, after your first 10,000 or so edits on a single wiki, you begin to lose virility and relationships, and that by 50,000 edits, you're forbidden from having any contact with human beings outside of using a wiki or one of several pre-approved programs like Skype. With well over 64,000 edits, it is logistically impossible for LG to also be married.

3. His political views are listed as "Liberal Conservative" on his user page. Classic dictator doublespeak if I've ever heard it.

2. Somebody actually agrees with me!

1. ...wait, time out. Is that guy I linked to being serious?