Timeline (The British Ain't Coming)

This is mainly a summarized version of the events in The British Ain't Coming.

Prehistory

 * c. 65 million years ago: An asteriod at least 6 miles in diameter crashes into the landmass that would have become the British Isles, destroying the landmass and triggering a mass extinction.

0 CE - 600 CE

 * c. 410 CE - c. 560 CE: The Germanic Anglo-Saxon tribes migrate and settle along the northern coast of present-day France, Belgium, all of the historic province of Brittany, and the islands of Jersey and Guernsey.
 * mid-5th century: The Old English language begins to develop in Anglo-Saxon lands.

600 CE - 1000

 * 772-804: Charlemagne leads the Frankish conquest of the Anglo-Saxons. Saxony, Angles, and their settlements in the west are annexed into France.

1600 - 1700

 * 1625: New Amsterdam City is founded by the Dutch.

1700 - 1800

 * 1755-1758: In an attempt to take the failing Spanish colony of Florida from Spain, the colony of New France attacked Pensacola, starting the Floridan War. It ended with Florida, Cuba, and the Spanish Bahamas being ceded to New France.
 * 1774: Outrage by high taxes to pay for the costly war, the New France colonies of Acadia, Canada, Newfoundland, Massachusetts, Nouvelle Aquitaine, Île du Rhode, Connecticut, Nouvelle Amsterdam, Nouvelle Jersey, Louisylvania, Nouvelle Champagne, Florida, and Louisiana declare their independence from France as the Etat-Unis d'Amérique (United States of America).