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''Gandhi walks under the white flag with a scallywag swagger. Artillery fires all around, hitting rebel bases hard. The TSPTF have lost many to the battle - many died as they tried to fight the implausibly but they were overwhelmed by the sheer numbers and they all quit, with life. The rebels will pay according to the TSPTF but Gandhi has ideas to bring peace to this war torn hellish land. Back when nukes were looked upon with admiration and the devastated world was an opportunity for hope and power, he had felt that life was complete but now? In the background Katyushas fire away...''

The sand was coloured red with all the blood of the fallen. It reminded Gandhi that once he had marched to the sea to make salt for themselves - now he walked on the beach to the rebel camp to stop the nonsense that the rebels called "REVULUTION". Shells exploded all around him, but Gandhi walked on - he was a real swashbuckling peacemaker. He had not walked all this way to be forced back by bad spelling which could be seen all around the broken walls or the explosions of rockets overhead. "FREEDOM 4EVZ!!" and "OCTS MAP GAMZ ARE TOTS PALUSBLE" and "TSP ARE STOOPID" whad all been written on the compound walls.

Entering the rebel compound - which was strategically situated inside the magma chamber of a volcano, the stench of death and miserly was strong. The anons and smaller tier users discussed with their glourious leader Oct about getting the NAM involved into their side. "It wll heppan meen, i beleif it!! Their good users and theyre halp is vitel fur uz to win". Oct's followers listened enthusiatically. Nevermind that most of them needed a relief break, they would listen to their leader - even if it meant they made complete idiots of themselves if front of each other. Their great leader had showed them the path and they had vowed to follow it.

"OMG, ITS GHANDI!!!", Oct spoke - who just noticed the great saint enter his bunker. "GHANDI JOIN UR SIDE PLZ - WE NEEd U!". At this time, another member, Dean, spoke up too. "Ghandi Remeber Me? We were bezzies and we had great lolz". Gandhi analyzed the situation and then spoke. "Oct, you have to stop this madness. Now I know you are known for this type of actions, but keep on going and you will be killed. This implausible war must be ended Octavian!". Oct replied, "I REZPECT U! Y CANT U JOIN MY SiDE? We r sure ta be da winnas. JOIN THE REVULUTION!"

Gandhi knew it has been a waste to convince Comrade Marius, so instead he tried to still gain something out of this. "Dean - you have to see you are fighting on the wrong side. You have been on this planet longer than me, you must follow the enlightened route!" This brought a tear to Dean's eye. "ScREW YOU OCT, I WILL FOLLOW DE INLIGHTEND PATH!", Dean declared. Gandhi knew he had saved at least one person from the doomed fate of the Revolution. Gandhi left, with Dean following - away from the compound and back to the path of logic.

Oct had been humiliated. He declared: "GHANDEE MUST BE KILLED. WE DOZE NOT WANT TO JOIN THE REVULUTION!!". Chants of "Hail Marius" grew as his followers took his message to heart. But Dean was committed. He cleared out the path of enemy soldiers and the path to the TSPTF was laid clear. "Dean, your contribution will never be forgotten", Gandhi proclaimed. "Thank you Gandhi, I will make sure to follow the path of righteousness from now on." Gandhi smiled as Dean realised he could now spell properly.

As they walked away, the supervolcano exploded behind him, taking with it the compound. "Hope has returned", Gandhi told his disciple. "Tell the TSPTF Oct got Mahatma'd."