Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-7559950-20131123200313/@comment-1789156-20131124175510

"I knwo not wat weap00ns ww3 wil be fught with...but the revultuion shall be faught with spam and whining."

They thought the super volcano would have killed the rebellion. But it made it stronger...changed it, mutated into a new form. The spam on the live chat was just the beginning. Soon, the rebellion went global. A million million soldiers have joined the fight. But the more things changed, the more they stayed the same.

"This are Comandt0r Warfan, reporting heavi enemo fire on the lowor wst side thing!"

"whats the sitrep on teh rest of the fleet?" shouted acting officer Octivian.

"Unkonw. Were taking multible hits...unkown source." Oct knew that his submarine had never seen anything like this. Suddenly it came to him.

"ermegersh its, its him...the lg himself."

"We cant take tis kind of flamin! Two more rebles bannd!" Oct had to make a decision.

"fire the missiles...toward lg."

"but sirz...for serius?"

Meanwhile among the TSPTF fleet the many admins continued their bombardment. Suddenly the ocean grew alive, as a single missile was seen jetting out of Octivian's submarine.

"Sir we have a confirmed missile strike! It's heading right for LG's talk page!" The TSPTF tried to retaliate, but it was too late. "It's gonna hit!"

A single message appeared on LG's talk page; "u suk."

War was never the same after that day. I never thought I'd see the day when a war could be fought from miles away, with men simply pressing buttons...the power to annhilate the wiki now laid in our hands. Oct may have escaped that day, but we managed to track his submarine. We know where his base is, and we're sending our most elite task force of TSPTF members, LG's Rainbow Six has begun. Because war...war never changes.