User:Toby2/Toby the Musical

long long ago in a Galaxy in a run down Japanese theatre, much before the creation of Vodka, Football, and Cheap Yachts, lived a group of people in cyberspace. One was AWESOME, the other was a Fat Mexican bartender, and the other an Imp, oh and i forgot to mention some random guy, who was properly named. These people were always either drunk, stupid, or making fun of typos. Now these folk were in this japanese theater watching a really staticy version of Godzilla, when all of the sudden Tr0llis falls through a roof, and Toby the awesome begins a song. Here is where our story begins.

Act 1
Toby; [Rummages through youtube to find a specific Red haired moron].

Pedro Sky: please no

Tr0llis: We shall lead a revolution to fight the  TSTPF!! whos with me!!! We must srtop  ASB segregation!!! Save MS!!!

Everyone: WRONG SPINOFF!!!

Topy: Never gonna give you up, Never gonna to let you down, Never gonna run around, and hurt you!! Never gonna tell a lie, never gonna say goodbye!!! never gonna....

Pedro Sky: Hurr Durr you spelled your name Topy, your spelling mistakes are Sikh!!!. whos up for raika?

Toby: Me Me Me

Tr0llis: Our prophet Mscoree needs us, we must help him!!!! We must fight the evils of ze TSTPF. Remove Kebab. oh no my polandball references are becoming of high level again.

Now here is where our story gets interesting, as a collision of Worlds, Warlocks, and Wikias all of the sudden grip the area. The three spheres collide to form a clusterfuck of interconnected worlds, and with that come the Diversity that hits the Althist dimension like a cinder block on an ant. The alternate History dimension first collides with the star wars and ERB wikis, and then collides through dimensions so odd and foreign, they soon break the wikisphere. Here is where Hell and Heaven hold hands like jack and Jill, and they certainlly falling down the hill

Toby: What was that. I was enjoying the liquor. now its spilled.

Tr0llis: well it stopped your Shit singing, thats for sure.

Pedro: we are in Japan earthquakes happen all the time. be lucky that it wasnt tentacle porn.

Toby: How would.... Nevermind

[A weird creature comes up, and to its horror, it is the RATC]

Ratc: Hello everybody want to Join my map game called World War 3: Black and Gold. Its really fun really good nations are open

Everyone: [still spinning from collision] Please leave us in Peace

[ a few minutes later]

Ratc: Have you changed your mind

Everyone: no

ratc: howbout now

Everyone: NO

Ratc: Plz how about now

[Everyone begins to walk away]

Ratc: WAAAAAIIIIIITTTTTTT

as they walk through this strange new world, trying to evade near death experiences with turtles, they begin to argue about the meaning of life, Blah Blah this, Blah Blah that, and it never gets too old when they reach an amusement park. It is called PM3, but witht he recent collision has infused with batman. Turtle fighting is harder than it looks, way harder. Legend has it of someone in another dimension who had created the turtles to chew away at people he found too stuffy or wasnt a Conservative. But nethertheless, here they end up.

Toby: This must be the lair of the......suspence.......Bat Crim

Pedro Sky: oh no we must help before it Bat Murderes the Random Gy

Toby: Pedro we must gear up, with our highlyadvanced weaponry

Pedro SKy: You dont mean

Toby: Yes i DO

Pedro SKy: Are you serious right now, i mean ltierally are you serious, you know the concequences of this seriousness. Like, are you serious? ARE YOU SERIOUS??? '' ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!! ''

Toby: ....

[Suddenly a local mafia boss appears]

Boss: what are you doing here, this is Batcrim land

Trollis: im not here for this i have to save MS

Boss: you sure thats a good idea. you see in the collision LG flung into cyberspace, which hacked into himself and de-adminized everyone before he died. Its impossible

Tr0llis: But he comes back tomorrow!!!

Boss: ok, carry on

Tr0llis: wait hoe did you know about the LG

Boss: who dosent. wait did you just call me a Hoe?

Tr0llis: umm no i just made a spelling error

[EOguy jumps in]

EOguy: DId someone say spelling error

Toby: Fuck this [leaves chat]

Tr0llis: wait how did EOguy get on chat?

EOguy: this isnt chat....THIS IS WIKIA

[EOguy kicks tr0llis over a hole]

End of act one