Funnier History (Map Game)

What if history was funny?

What if all major events since the year 1800 turned out to be quite entertaining?

Well here we find out.

Rules
1. I'm writing a page based on this so if you help a bit there that would be very much appreciated

2. Whatever you post must be both funny and realistic if it's not it's getting deleted (sorry)

3. It goes from the 1st of January 1800 and continues right up until whatever the hell date your reading this.

4. Everything must have a precise date

5. Don't colonise space

6. Try and write some sort of live feed if it gets to the present day

1800
February 1800- A strange cold resistant strain of marijuana gets into Canada and spreads like a weed (pardon the pun), the Canadian population quickly capitalises on their new found "weed", they quickly pass into law the "Cannabis Act 1800" which bans all tax on marijuana in the country.

May 1800-Napoleons soldiers decide it would be quite entertaining to kick Napoleon off his horse while crossing the Alps. Napoleon is dead.

April-October 1800-Alexander Hamilton is elected president through Benjamin Franklin putting his name on the ballot as a joke

November 1800-People though it would be funny to be anachist and burn down all of london