User blog:Nathan1123/A Crimmass Carol - All Chapters

Merry Christmas, everyone!

As many of you know, I have been compiling my own parody of the Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Not only is it updated to the modern day, but I replaced all the characters with people who are (were) frequently found on the wiki: Past, Present, and Future. Enjoy!

Table of Contents:
 * Stave I
 * Stave II
 * Stave III
 * Stave IV
 * Stave V

Dramatis Persona:

Stave I and V:
 * User:CrimsonAssassin as Ebeneezer Scrooge
 * User:NuclearVacuum as Jacob Marley
 * User:Monster Pumpkin as Nephew Fred
 * User:JoshTheRoman as Bob Crachit
 * User:Ace009 and User:The.Brick.Battle as charity officers
 * User:Octivian Marius as the caroler boy

Stave II:
 * User:NonEuclidean as sister Fannny
 * User:Commandante Lemming as Fezziwig
 * User:Fedelede as Dick Wilkins
 * User:PitaKang as the minstrel
 * User:Imperium Guy, User:Scandinator, User:Sine dei gloriem, User:Seiga Miyako, User:Lordganon, and User:Mitro as Fezziwig's guests
 * User:Upvoteanthology as wife Belle
 * User:LightningLynx89 as Belle's second husband

Stave III:
 * User:Candiesrgood as Crachit's wife
 * User:SolaceEaSw as son Peter
 * User:Adolf Coffee as Crachit's second son
 * User:Lord falconis as Martha
 * User:Tullin as Tiny Tim
 * User:SkyGreen24 as Fred's wife
 * User:Thewolvesden as Topper
 * User:Edgeofnight as the plump sister

Stave IV:
 * User:Mscoree as Old Joe
 * User:Tr0llis as the younger woman
 * User:Fritzmet as Mrs. Dilber
 * User:Ratcolor and User:Ratc3333 as other men
 * User:Harvenard2 as the man with hooked nose
 * User:Nonsensicaljourney and User:X3ccBliTzz as talking gentlemen
 * User:Gatthias as Caroline
 * User:Hquvfrioyle Lilenofryn as Caroline's husband