User blog comment:Arstarpool/Competition: Worst TL Idea/@comment-2020851-20100730195527

So here's a tl I'm going to make. Jebus is raised from the depths of Peter Griffin's mind and travels back to the time of Hitler. He helps Hitler make Gaydar but gets into a fight with him. The Gaydar gets cast into space and both Jebus and Hitler are cryogenically frozen in 1941. 69 years later Andy Samberg from the planet SNL finds the Gaydar and it corrupts him. He travels to Earth and wakes Hitler and Jebus and they have a three-way that rips the Earth in half. In this reality, people live on Mars and the three land and have an epic battle for control of the Gaydar.