User blog comment:Arstarpool/Competition: Worst TL Idea/@comment-1595632-20100731050617

Come now, ladies and gentlemen, we are intellectuals and history nerds. If we can create gold (1983: Doomsday, step on down) we can create putrid, steaming, gag-inducing piles of ox excrement.

That said, I vote for No Earth. I predict it to be a single-page TL.