User blog:Mscoree/Imp 2: A Glitch in the Matrix

''The following is a sequel to Imp: The Movie, created from an abridged excerpt from a screenplay by Mscoree. Everything you are about to read is based on a true story. Viewer discretion is advised.

Previously, MSCOREE, LOCAL, and OLD BABY were killed, leaving IMP alone in the empty void of space. Earth is left destroyed. All is lost...

[Local opens his eyes...on Earth. Was it all a dream? Suddenly Mscoree walks up to him.]

Mscoree I bet you have a lot of questions, Local [Pulls out gun] This is how it's going to be One year ago The matrix was destroyed by a rogue agent named Old Baby

Local Mafia Boss [calls mafia goons]

Mscoree We know you were a part of the plot

Edboy452 [Runs in like a retard]

Mscoree you can't run forever

Local Mafia Boss Say what

Mscoree [Sees van of goons drive up and shots at them]

A van of mobsters drives up at shoots up the restaurant where MSCOREE and LOCAL were sitting. Suddenly a cop cars appears and also opens fire on the group.

Local Mafia Boss Damn

Mscoree [Mafia guy: RUNNN BOSS!!!!]

Edboy452 [randomly starts rolling on the ground]

Feudalplague [Cops shoot edboy]

Edboy452 [flails on gound]

Mscoree [Gunfight between Local's men and Copss]

Local Mafia Boss Looks on in disgust at a dying cop.]

Feudalplague [Cops win]

Mscoree [Local escapes] [Mscoree runs the other way]

LOCAL has a flashback of when he was seven years old. He was on a field trip to a power plant with his school. He pays no attention to the teacher, and instead wanders off. He notices a mysterious button, and decides to press it. A burst of light appeared, and LOCAL fell into a seizure. In the power plant's destruction, OLD BABY was born. LOCAL's army is gashed open.

Mscoree [Local wakes up in his bed] [Was it all a dream? He looks at arm] [He has scar] [Looks over and sees Edboy on floor.]

Local Mafia Boss Damn

Mscoree [His computer screen flashes] [Follow the white rabbit] [displays on screen]

Local Mafia Boss Get of me Edboy

Edboy452 [eats off own arms]

Local Mafia Boss [Kicks dog]

Edboy452 meow

Mscoree [Local sees a truck drive by playing "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane] [Chases it]

Bfoxius [Dog dies]

Local Mafia Boss Stupid dog, thinks it cat

Mscoree [The truck stops and local opens the back door]

Local Mafia Boss [Gets on truck]

Mscoree [Mscoree sits in back with pistol draw]

Local Mafia Boss Shit.

Mscoree Wait I gotta make sure you're not wired [Using knife cuts open scar on arm] [Mscoree holds Local down and digs into the contents of Local's arm]

Local Mafia Boss Ow…

Mscoree nvm you're clean

Local Mafia Boss Sonovabitch

Mscoree [As local rolls on ground Mscoree attempts to talk to him]

Local Mafia Boss [Stands up]

Mscoree I believe Old Baby has restarted the Matrix

Local Mafia Boss Shit

Mscoree All of us were reborn Except Since IMP was still alive when all humans were replicated there are two IMPs and the space one is back [Edboy is still alive and chases after the truck]

Local Mafia Boss [Shoots Edboy casually] Damn

Mscoree Oh thanks... anyway Old Baby wants to use the magic space IMP to take over the ALT HIST WIKI [Warman runs up to car and attempts to shoot Local]

Local Mafia Boss [Bullet time dodges bullet]

Mscoree Wow I've never seen anyone move that fast Now dodge this! [Throws him a brick] [He catches it] Um....that was a test I've said too much! [jumps out of moving truck]

Local Mafia Boss The matrix is a program, learn to manipulate it [crushes brick]

Mscoree [Suddenly the car stops and Warman opens the door]

Local Mafia Boss [Jumps after Mscoree] Not this guy

Mscoree [Mscoree has disappeared] [Warman attempts to follow Local] [Warman, famed wrestler, may be more than he thought]

Warman555 [pulls a gun on local]

Local Mafia Boss [Slowly pulls out a knife]

Mscoree [Just as Warman is about to kill Local, warman is hit by a car]

Bfoxius [Suddenly, a random hillbilly runs up]

Mscoree [Local attempts to flee]

Bfoxius [The hillbilly has a shotgun!] [Attempts to blow Local's head off]

Local Mafia Boss I can change the Matrix however I want [levitates up wall]

Mscoree [The shotgun misses]

Bfoxius [Runs out of ammo] [Throws knife at him]

Local Mafia Boss [Cuts hobos head off with knife]

Warman555 [calls friends from the army]

Edboy452 [Army friend runs in and eats head]

Local Mafia Boss [After catching knife]

Bfoxius [Random hillbillies come out, all armed] [Their leader is named Yyrik]

Local Mafia Boss Gross, he ate the head!

Mscoree [Mscoree arrives in a helicopter] QUICK GET IN!

Warman555 [buddies arrive with heavy weapons}

Bfoxius [Hillbillies fire at the helicopter]

Local Mafia Boss Thank God [jumps dramatically into helicopter]

Local Mafia Boss [Shoots hillbillies]

Mscoree [The helicopter barely manages to escape] Look, you can't trust me...but you just have to BELIEVE [The helicopter is heavily damaged with Mscoree and Local on board]

Bfoxius [Yyrik climbs on, heavily injured] [He attempts to lop mscoree's head off with a chainsaw]

Mscoree Wait! Yyrik, I remember you! [They pause] It's me!

Bfoxius You!

Local Mafia Boss Yyrik

Bfoxius You?!

Mscoree My old partner!

Warman555 [On ground] Retreats and flips local the bird

Bfoxius Just like old times.

Mscoree The Matrix sure does have it's tricks...grips Yyrik's hand

Local Mafia Boss Yyrik, I'm so sorry [shoots Yyrik in face twice]

Mscoree NOoooo Local .... You stupid BOY

Local Mafia Boss It's not him Mscoree

Bfoxius [Mscoree goes berserk]

Local Mafia Boss Mscoree

Mscoree He could have helped us!

Local Mafia Boss He was an agent

Mscoree [Mscoree doesn't know who to believe] It could have been a trick... [Pause] Hey! Pilot! Fly us to Bfoxious' compound I have a favor to get repaid

END OF ACT ONE

Mscoree [Local and Mscoree fly to a large compound outside the city] [Lands on roof] [Notices the house looks deserted, and inside...ARMED SWAT!!!]

Bfoxius [Meanwhile, inside, Bfoxius readies himself for a fight]

Mscoree Shit...they got to him first... My friend Bfoxius is inside... FOllow me!

Local Mafia Boss Fine

Bfoxius Chucky jumps on Local's head [Local stabs Chucky]

Local Mafia Boss [Drops out of helicopter]

Mscoree [The pair secretly enter the hosue and start a firefight with the police searching for Bfoxius]

Bfoxius [Bfoxius smashes a police officer in the head with a chair]

Local Mafia Boss [Throws police officer in path of bullet] Saved you Mscoree

Mscoree Damn, Bfoxius, you still got [shots last cop] My old friend... I need a favor...

Bfoxius What is it?

Mscoree We're looking for Old Baby

Bfoxius That one...I thought he...died.

Local Mafia Boss [Blood leaks onto shirt] fuck

Mscoree We all did...one time or another But he changed the game ...forever

Bfoxius Alright, I'll help you.

Mscoree [Bfoxius remebers hearing about Old Baby's compound near the old docks]

Bfoxius Let's lock and load

Local Mafia Boss [Collapses revealing one last police officer holding a pistol]

Mscoree Nooo

Local Mafia Boss Damn that hurt

Warman555 lands on the roof with some some rangers

Mscoree [Kick cop out of way and grabs Local] Local...stay with me

Bfoxius [Shoots cop]

Local Mafia Boss I'm fine [pukes up blood]

Mscoree [Hears rangers in floor above] We need to go! Grab him!

Bfoxius [Drops gun and picks up local]

Local Mafia Boss I got this [sets C4 on the wall]

Mscoree Follow me! Stay Down!

Warman555 calls in support to surround the building

Local Mafia Boss We have 5 minutes Then this place goes sky high

Mscoree Last mag, make it count! [Shoots an officer on the stairs]

Mscoree Guard the doors! COVER ME! [Dives outside]

Bfoxius [Picks up pistol and fires at the cops]

Local Mafia Boss [Blood returns to the wound] I'm fine, I can't freaking die!

Mscoree Punches in cop car window

Local Mafia Boss [Shoots Warman]

Mscoree [Unlocks car] Quick get him in the back

Bfoxius [Runs in]

Local Mafia Boss Let's go

Bfoxius [Stabs cop and closes door]

Mscoree [Speeds off] [Swerves out of the compound just as the gate closes]

Local Mafia Boss [Collapses again]

Bfoxius [Fires out of back of car] [Compound explodes]

Mscoree [speeds onto the highway, followed by several cop cars]

Local Mafia Boss I need a freaking bandage

Bfoxius Quick, head to the swamp! [Throws grenade out of back of car]

Mscoree [Yanks on steering wheel, flying into other lane]

Local Mafia Boss Great, I have an open wound, let's go to a swamp…

Bfoxius Shut up Local!

Mscoree Look Local, Stomach wounds hurt damn it but you're gonna be okay [Turns to Bfox] Keep him steady

Bfoxius I will

Bfoxius [Gives gun to Mscoree]

Mscoree [Narrowly dodges oncoming traffic]

Local Mafia Boss This time I'm confirming the kill [opens car door and drops out]

Mscoree Wait!! NOOOOO Local!

Bfoxius NOOOOOO!

Bfoxius I shall survive!

Mscoree [They see a huge explosion behind them] I think he's gone... [Mscoree and Bfoxius drive off without Local]

END OF ACT TWO

Bfoxius no...Local

Mscoree [Mscoree and Bfoxius park outside Old Baby's stronghold] We need to be secretive

Bfoxius Dang it, I like explosions [Pulls out silenced submachine gun]

Mscoree Follow me

Bfoxius [Puts on mask and follows]

Mscoree [Sneaks into the docks]

Bfoxius [Drops guards] [Crouches and runs toward a boat [Jumps into it]

Mscoree [Spots several snipers in distance. Two guards walk past Mscoree and Bfoxius] [Mscoree runs up and knifes one]

Bfoxius [Turns around and shoots the other]

Mscoree [the Guards are silently dropped to the ground]

Bfoxius [Looks through chest in boat] [Pulls out bazooka]

Mscoree Go! GO! GO!

Bfoxius These things pop up everywhere. [Dives into water, sadly leaving bazooka behind] [Silently swims to guards, guards are chatting, distracted]

Mscoree [Suddenly a spot light turns on exposing Mscoree] [He is grabbed by several guards]

Bfoxius MSCOREE!

Mscoree [While Bfoxius flanks the guards, Mscoree remains]

Bfoxius [Continues swimming around guards]

Mscoree [Old Baby appears on a TV screen]

Old Baby Well well well If it isn't my old friend [The guards grab Mscoree and hold him]

Bfoxius Mscoree, resist!

Bfoxius [I shoot several guards]

Old Baby Just so you know I have the IMP!!! MUHAHAHA

Bfoxius Don't listen to his lies.

Mscoree [OB doesn't realize, but as Mscoree is tied up Bfox continues mission] [Just as Mscoree is about to be killed, Local appears]

Local Mafia Boss [Shoots screen] [Drops guards around Mscoree] You look like shit Mscoree

Mscoree Local! You're alive!

Bfoxius [Runs to house]

Local Mafia Boss Sup

Mscoree I thought you were dead!

Bfoxius [Drops all guards inside]

Mscoree QUick untie me!

Bfoxius [Runs upstairs]

Mscoree Bfox is inside, I think!

Bfoxius [Sees captain]

Local Mafia Boss [Unties Mscoree] Let's go

Bfoxius [Sneaks up on him, while he is on the computer]

Local Mafia Boss Throws Mscoree a pistol

Mscoree [Mscoree and Local run inside]

Bfoxius [As I am about to grab him, he turns around and puts a gun to my head]

Local Mafia Boss Shit, Bfox

Bfoxius Cap: WHERE ARE THEY!

Mscoree [Mscoree and Local silently open a second door and sees Bfoxius in distance] Wait shhh He doesn't see us

Bfoxius Cap: WHERE ARE THEY!

Mscoree [Grabs a rifle on ground]

Local Mafia Boss [Aims M16 at Captain]

Bfoxius Cap: TIME TO DIE!

Mscoree I think I can get the shot...stop moving damn it! uhhh here goes nothing!

Bfoxius [Right before Cap kills me, Mscoree kills him]

Local Mafia Boss [Shoots wildly, hits captain, and Bfoxius]

Mscoree [Shoots, miraculously not hitting Bfoxius]

Local Mafia Boss Oops

Bfoxius [Falls to ground]

Mscoree Damn it Local I had it!

Bfoxius Uhhhggg

Mscoree Runs down

Bfoxius [Blacks out]

Local Mafia Boss I only hit him in the arm

Mscoree Grabs Bfox

Mscoree [Suddenly another TV screen turns on]

Bfoxius [10 guards run inside] [All pointing guns at Mscoree and Local]

Mscoree [They aim at the group as the TV plays]

Old Baby well well well Don't you think I thought ahead?!?!? When the matrix was restarted, I made some changes to this place I have the secret weapon too! Under you is a large nuclear device Your choice, either save the city by disarming the nuke, or chase after me! [TV turns off]

Mscoree NOOOO

Bfoxius [Guards open fire]

Mscoree [Mscoree epically does a flip in the air, dodging bullets, shooting at the guards

Local Mafia Boss [Blacks out as Firefight rages around him]

Mscoree [While in midair, shoots each guard with duel wielding pistols]

Mscoree Suddenly the grate Local and crew are standing on, collapses

Local Mafia Boss [Lies in pool of my own blood]

Mscoree They were shooting at the grate!

Bfoxius [Chucky crawls, and strangles a guard] [He slowly kills guards]

Mscoree [They fall one story down]

Bfoxius Chuck: I'm chucky, wanna pllaaayyyy

Mscoree The three run away from the guards, deeper into the stronghold

Bfoxius [Chucky pulls out a gun and shoots all guards]

Mscoree WE NEED TO SPLIT UP TO DISARM THE BOMB AND STOP OLD BABY

Bfoxius Chuck: Hehe [Chuck fights with the guards as the group escapes]

Mscoree BFOX, TAKE LOCAL AND TRY TO LOCATE THAT BOMB IM GOING AFTER OB

Bfoxius [Chucky picks up flamethrower]

Mscoree QUICK!!!

Bfoxius [I come to and frantically look for bomb [Rush downstairs]

Mscoree Bfox helps Local up and they stumble lower

Bfoxius [Drop several guards while descending]

Mscoree Local staggers behind Bfoxius

Local Mafia Boss I'm fine, they killed my clone

Bfoxius [Finds Old Baby's bodyguard holding a big red button] [Bodyguard shoots me in the foot]

Local Mafia Boss [Shoots Bfox in the back]

Mscoree [One of OB's henchmen stand there over bomb]

Bfoxius [I stagger, then black out] [Chucky crawls downstairs]

Local Mafia Boss Sorry, I'm not cut out to be a good guy

Bfoxius [Jumps on Local] Time to DIE! [Stabs Local]

Mscoree [The guard runs out of bullets and pistol whips Bfoxius]

Local Mafia Boss [Pulls pins out of grenades]

Mscoree [The three epically wrestle]

Local Mafia Boss I'm.not dying alone Bfox

Mscoree [As they fight the henchmen falls and disarms the bomb] [He falls accidentally hitting cancel button]

Bfoxius [I come to, for I am wearing armor]

Bfoxius [Shields face] [Chucky crawls over to Bfox]

Local Mafia Boss [Grenades explode]

Mscoree Bfoxius stumbles out just as the shock wave from the grenades throws him into wall

MEANWHILE ON ROOF

Mscoree [Mscoree races to the roof and finds that Old Baby has got away] [Gets in abandoned helicopter and flies off]

Bfoxius [A cop spots a zombie in the distance on a boat] [Zombies crawl out of the water]

Mscoree ZOMBIES!?!??! SO THAT"S WHY HE WANTED IMP!!!! Imp had the zombie DNA!!!

Bfoxius [Chucky is consumed by a crowd of zombies]

Mscoree OB may be dead...but the IMP zombies have been released!!!

To Be Continued