Talk:Human Evolution (Map Game)

Evolution
so Humans in this one haven't even yet evolved the capability to stand up-right, correct?--DaBigUn 17:37, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

I think its the various races of man before homo sapien killed or interbred the rest into extinction. Neandethal, Cro-Magnon, etc.

well the reason why, is cause there are so MANY off shots at different points in time. for instance the Neandethal where an off shoot of only a couple hundred thousand years old (they evolved in the norther climates during the Ice age) because pre-man had to get there BEFORE to make the evolutionary change happen. REGARDLESS, this promises to be a fun one.--DaBigUn 18:30, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Im starting 2.3 MYA, when Homo Habilis evolved, so we are more then capable of running. Feel free to make some spicies return to the trees!Paaaad 18:42, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Speed up the timeline
Yeah, we need to increase the number of years in a turn or it's gonna get stale. 100, 000 years a turn and then slow it down as we progress. Opinions? Smallpox 03:37, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

Go ahead!
Rules are complete! Go ahead and start!

Species Statistics
I thought hat maybe we could expand further on these species by filling out their statistics. Scientific Name: Homo Balticus
 * Name: Northern Poxian

Life Span: 30-40 years

Current population: 40, 000

Behavior: Arctic Poxians live in small family units, they search for carcases and hunt with spears. Other Poxians exhibit behaviour incredibly similar to most modern nomadic peoples or agrarian societies.

Appearance: A large primate that walks on two legs, Arctic Poxians have very large canine teeth and resemble a grizzly bear with the face of a neanderthal. Arctic Poxians look pretty much like a more muscular and larger homo habilis. Subarctic N. Poxians look slightly less bestial than their arctic brethren.

Intelligence: advanced use of language, breeding science, farming and use of somewhat advanced tools shows these primates to be very intelligent.

Strength: These creatures are strong enough in the jaws to rip through whale and seal meat with ease and their arms are powerful enough to fracture a most animals spines with ease, they could quite easily lynch an arm off of a modern human.

Top Speed: 10 mph

Life Span: 40-50 years
 * Name: Southern Poxian

Current population: 30, 000

Behaviour: These Primates live together in tribes, much like native americans.

Appearance: A large primate that walks on two legs, they have large canine teeth. They have very lanky, slim and muscular limbs. They resemble large cro-magnon people with lion manes and hairier. Most have red hair.

Intelligence: Same as above but with a few more advances thanks to contact with advanced races like the Mobians, Fedeledi and Rouran. Mush more civilised than their northern cousins.

Strength: These creatures are strong enough in the jaws to rip through whale and seal meat with ease and their arms are powerful enough to fracture a most animals spines with ease, they could quite easily lynch an arm off of a modern human.

Top Speed: 25 mph
 * Name: Formians

Scientific Name: Formicidae Sapiens

Life Span: Workers 10 years, Soldiers 15, Queen 20 King 30

Current population: 400,000

Behavior: these creature live in large hives built and maintained by the worker caste, and defended by the soldier caste. at the center of each hive is a group of 10-20 queens, each of whom produces about 10 eggs a week. governing the hive is a single king, who has a modicum of intelligence.

Appearance: workers are about the size of a large dog, with six legs, thick skin and vents for dispersing the fungi which provides them with sustenance. soldiers are about the size of horse, with 4 legs and two large claws, which are usually used for crushing. queen formians are approximately the size of an elephant, with six legs situated all around their roughly sphirical body. kings appear similar to soldiers, only bigger, and with larger brains. Speed It Up!

I think that the games is moving too slowly to be realistic, speed it up like at 100,000 years in one turn.

Life Span: approx. 30 years
 * Name: Mobians

Current population: 12,000

Behavior: This species lives in large tribal groups called "streaks" that have a strict heirarchy in place. They have started a culture that is simmilar to a fusion between OTL traditional Chinese culture and that of their more primitive ancestors. There are several castes in Mobian society. Though they get food from hunting, many streaks have begun cultivating plants for sustinance.

Appearance: The Mobians resemble a fusion between a South Chinese Tiger and a human being. They have cosmetic features of a Tiger such as the eyes, nose, ears, tail and fur. Their body structure is bipedal like a human's. A Mobian's hands look like a human's, except they have retracting claws. While a Mobian's arms are somewhat thinner, they have exceptionally powerful legs. This is a boon for the Mobian during hunts. They have also excellant night vision, which allows them to hunt at night just as well as in the day.


 * Name: Fedeledi (H. Sapiens Mediterraneus)

Life Span: approx. 42 years

Current Population: 220,000

Behaviour: The species lives on large comunities, either on stick cities or on nomad communities. They have a culture similar to OTL Italian and Greek European, only that much more primitive.

Appearance: The Fedeledi are extremely large creatures similar to humans, yellow eyes, titanic heads and big and rather disproporcionate heads, similar to OTL Olaf Stapledon's Fifth Men on Last and First Men.

Inteligence: Comparatively high. Big brains and bones are the cause of the large bodies

Strenght: Enough to break bones with hands (with some difficulties).

Chromosomes: Highly dominant

Why none for the ones I put up :( --DaBigUn 05:21, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, a little ambitious, are we? Azecreth 18:03, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

by the post, I guess; it had been almost 70,000 years for them and with them being more about groups they would have evolved (non genetically) a lot. Sorry if I went a little overboard.BUT they would use a mappeing system by now considering they are sea dwellers and ofter go in open ocean with their neats (or at least far enough not to see land)......I we admit, the goverment thing is a little to much, so you guys can go ahead an erase that, or at least modefy it to make since (large tribal council would be possible).--DaBigUn 18:12, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

Technology
I know these are completely different species and all, but really, developing steelworking 2 million years early?Oerwinde 09:43, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Yesh... I've got a plan however. I CALL 2.1 MYA!!! Paaaad 14:42, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

The Mobians have still have only iron. They haven't made the leap to steel yet.

Yankovic270 15:42, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Ok, ironworking, The earliest evidence of which are from 5000BC. Still more than 2 million years early. I know this one is supposed to be wildly implausible, I'm just stuck in plausible mode from the other map games.Oerwinde 16:24, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

This is basically a world where anything can happen. A world where refrences to Halo (the Covenant) and Sonic the Hedgehog (the Mobians) coexist alongside werewolves and Mermen along with other crazy species.

Yankovic270 17:09, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

{reaches in for virtual high five and a handshake from Yankovic270}--DaBigUn 17:16, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

{gives DaBigUn a virtual high five and handshake}

Yankovic270 17:43, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

YAY!! someone finally caught my Halo reference!! :)Destroyanator 22:10, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

It's kind of glaringly obvious to anyone who actually played those games, as I did. I played 'em all. From Halo: Combat Evolved to Halo 3. Still waiting for the movie.

Yankovic270 04:57, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

Rules
The rules have been changes, and I don't know how by. It makes the timeline jump almost 130,000 years--DaBigUn 01:55, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

Countries
Should we start to re-color the map to better represent the new large number of nations, even if most are still closely tied to one another, we should strat to think of this stuff.--DaBigUn 03:22, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

There is only one Mobian nation. And that is the Mobian Empire that has existed since 2,740,000. I don't think the territory is excessive. I mean, Ghenghis Khan ruled an empire about twice the size of the Mobian Empire.

ps: Whose "bright" idea was it to have the Mobians, and then everyone start dying from a disease?

Yankovic270 04:51, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

Only THE CONQORUNS where affected; by the way they were my creation. In-fact I specifically said that the other species in the area WHERE able to contain it.--DaBigUn 05:01, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

PS:No one ever wrote much about it spreading or even dying out, it was maybe in ONE other post then the original it was posted in. Check your history next time before steeping up.--DaBigUn 05:01, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

ALSO, it has been long enough for the empire to shrink or separate due to the 150,000 year time jump as well as just TIME it self from passing, there where no previous post about these "species nations" to exist and have CONCRETE CENTRALIZED governments, they just magically sprang them. (even my species of Fudalus got separated into three nations, with the largest being the oldest one that FINALLY succeeded in uniting the people.)--DaBigUn 05:01, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

And  YOUR  the one deleting my PICS, whenEVER I post a cleaned up pic, YOU DELET IT................... :(!!!!!!!!--DaBigUn 05:04, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

The last of my pics to survive you genocide of my pics was in 2,660,000--DaBigUn 05:09, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sorry DaBigUn. I just wanted "my" empire to still be in one piece. And there were posts in which there was a virus outbreak or strange disease.

Yankovic270 05:18, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

I understand, but the post werent many, in fact there has not been vary much in the way of natueral disastors at all. and dont worry, they can form a cooperative OR just make a grand UNION, which after a couple post SHOULD/WOULD become an EMPIRE agian. I shall not DRASTICALLY miss wit your guys and then I would expect you not do miss wit mine. DEAL? --DaBigUn 05:21, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

PS: a strong alliance with the Mobians would be great. stronger then they already have.--DaBigUn 05:24, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

Just so you know, I "messed" with the Conqorens because I thought they would become a threat. After all they were described as a race of gigantic almost primal savages. Strategicaly speaking there was no rational reason to leave them to their own devices. But I will leave your peoples alone as long as they leave the Mobians alone

Yankovic270 05:30, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

Fudalus is the first race I greated and the one I am conserned about., just so you know.--DaBigUn 05:33, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

I see no reason to mess with the Fudalus. They are a more peaceful people compared to the Conqorens, and the current alliance (not union) between them and the Mobians is beneficial to both parties.

Yankovic270 05:37, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

ok, ttyl then.--DaBigUn 05:39, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

can you please translate that? I don't know much "leet".

Yankovic270 05:43, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

ttyl = talk to you later. if you wish to know more, just post on my talk page and I well tell you all I know.--DaBigUn 05:48, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

Guys, guys, GUYS, holy crap, I'm really sorry about making a few diverse CULTURES not NATIONS form with the South Poxians as it has seemed to make everyone clamour to make NATIONS, I know we have timeskipped ahead but I don't think we should be developing science and have centralised government or other stuff so early, even if we have a map full of giants, trolls, wolves, giant ants and stuff. Take it a bit more slowly? Smallpox 12:39, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

NO TREATY! NO SURRENDER!!
The Covenant would never sign a treaty with the Rhorans. to them, that would be the equivalent of signing a treaty with a dog, or a rat. Destroyanator 16:42, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

Here's a novel Idea!!
In order to make sure none of these disputes over deleting images and editing past years happens again, why don't we sign all our edits to the map games so we know who does what and who to blame.

BoredMatt 17:57, May 29, 2010 (UTC)BoredMatt

Why is it that when an ice age came along, the only species to actually feel the effects were the Mobians? They have fur! And they are smaller, thus needing less food to sustain themselves. I see no reason why the ice age would affect the Mobians. And can someone do something about the over-ambitious Covenant? My Mobians are hurting, while everything is going along swell for the damn Covenant. We need to write in a six-foot man in green armor killing their leaders or something.

Yankovic270 23:06, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

The covenant did live underground in huge hives before the ice age, but yea, if anybody died of it should have been the Fudalus; they're basically giant frogs.

Enough with the ice ages
The ice ages are getting really annoying, stop it. Smallpox 17:32, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

I agree, but we have to get the user responsible to actually listen to us. I try to point that out, and all she did was respond with really immature insults.

Yankovic270 17:44, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

Right. I saw that. Fedelede 17:50, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

What about if we just erase all of the posts that says the Ice Ages to re-bound? Fedelede 18:03, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

Good Idea...Paaaad 18:07, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

That sounds like a good idea.

Yankovic270 18:09, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, look what did the maker of the Ice Ages just say:

''I still will keep the ice ages, and make it even worser then any of the OTL ice ages combined. --Catherine 18:13, May 30, 2010 (UTC)''

Fedelede 18:14, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

Catherine, I don't think anyone wants the ice ages. Not one person at all. So I respectfully request that you cease and desist. You're ruining the Map Game.

Yankovic270 18:20, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

Ditto, and I'm the guy who started this priticular game.

Now she just insulted me! Fedelede 18:37, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

Ice ages
yea, why don't we just ignore the ice ages

FUN FACT: Ice ages last typically last 100,000 years, and the warm periods last 10,000. We right now OTL are coming to the end of the warm period.

BoredMatt 18:28, May 30, 2010 (UTC)BoredMatt

Petition for no Ice Ages
I don't think we should stop ice ages but we are getting waaaay too many and by now they have no real effect on any of the races so, yeah, not needed. I'll still sign though. Smallpox 19:28, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

IDK, I was bored and the ice ages are getting to be a real pain in the a$$. Sign below, please.

BoredMatt 19:09, May 30, 2010 (UTC)BoredMatt

Paaaad 19:29, May 30, 2010 (UTC) --DaBigUn 19:47, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

I think it'd be simpler with a poll. Allow me to provide one.

Should we put a halt to the ice ages? Yes No

Yankovic270 20:15, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

MAPS
This is a map game, but the maps seem to have tapered off... Could someone go back and take care of the stuition?Paaaad 20:54, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

I am Sorry
Players of Human Evolution (Map Game):

I am sorry for my behavior, or, another term to put it, my irritating or "god-modding" (writing impossible posts). Please forgive me. From now on, I will say my opinions in a civlized and organized manner, or I won't say them at all. My posts will be plausible as I can write it, and will be organized. My map-editor is not very good, so I will ask others to make the map for me, in a nice manner, such as Will somebody, please make the map for this turn, based on my post? or Please make a map reflecting the changes. Sometimes I will be able to create a map for my post. Thank you.

--Catherine 20:57, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

STOP
Firebomb explosions killing the entire world is stupid, stop it. Smallpox 01:57, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

Talk:
Cathlrina950 is out of control, seriously. I mean, plagues that destroy entire climate-spanning continents' species? Nuclear weapons on 2MYA? Fedelede 02:42, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

Why do you keep on removing my work?
I am getting tired of this. Why do you remove my work. I apologized a long time ago, and I am trying every-way to pay fairly. You keep on deleting my turns. You even made a poll saying "Should we ban Calthrina950?" like I'm the bad guy. Please guys, I am sorry if my actions offended you, and accept my begging. I am sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--Catherine 02:44, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

Signed by a sad person

Catherine, I have this two problems with you.

1) You keep making implausible edits.

2) If you told me to f*ck me and called me a bastard, do you think I'm seething of love towards you? Fedelede 02:50, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

You're a sad person alright! Your posts don't make sense, you start edit wars because you can't accept how bad your posts are and guess what YOU DON'T LEARN ANYTHING FROM YOUR BULLSHIT. Then you say sorry, and guess what? YOU FREAKING MAKE EVEN BIGGER BULLSHIT UP. Stop ruining the game for everyone! Sorry for being so harsh, but it's the truth. Smallpox 02:52, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

I do not ruin this game! I am a person! Why do you dare say my posts are horrible. For christ sakes, I am sorry. And check Russian Empire (Constantine's Russia) for a example of a bad writer. I wrote it, and I think it is a excellent article. --Catherine 02:54, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

I wish I could believe that Catherine, but I just can't anymore. This nonsense has got to stop. Ever since you made that insanely long ice age none of your edits has been plausible. As the fine gentleman said, you say "sorry" for your transgrssions then you turn around and comit similar (if not the same) mistakes. For the good of the map game and the wiki you must be removed from it, as a malignant tumor is removed from the body. I might be receptive to you rejoining us when you learn your lesson. But in frank honesty, that day seems like it's not going to happen anytime soon.

Yankovic270 03:01, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

Look what you do, Catherine. Every time you edit.

-Make nonesense

-Say Sorry

-Make more nonesense

-Making and bragging a gigantic page about Russia that might well be the largest article after 1983: Doomsday.

-Gravely insulting anyone who critizises you

-Then say that it is not your fault and that WE are being rude to YOU. Fedelede 03:04, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

How the hell am I supposed to be sympathetic to a person ten times more likely to tell me to "go f*ck myself" than the former US Vice President Dick Cheney? It's basically like trying to hug a cactus. I tried to be polite in my last message, but I have but one nerve and you are on it. Don't try to act innocent. I saw your response to the Mobian spies stealing most of the Rhordan technology. The fact that you unleashed a pandemic illness in response exposes you as the spiteful bitch that you truely are. I'd say that I was sorry to see you go, but I would be lying. So long and good riddance!

Yankovic270 03:24, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

How dare you call somebody, especially a woman, a bitch!

How dare you. I will stop. For god's sakes. Your people are getting on my fuckin nerves. I am tired. I am sorry, for god's crying out loud. --Catherine 03:26, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, Yeah. I'm playing the World's Saddest Song on the World's Smallest Violin for you. I seriously doubt you will find much sympathy from the wiki's users after all the trouble you caused. You say you are sorry, but will you really change? That was rhetorical by the way. You will not change, and you you would probbably make the same damn mistakes you made for as long as you have being editing the map game. To see you just endlessly repeating what you're doing wrong just pisses me off so much. Don't get me wrong. I am not a sexist or a chauvinist. I'd definitely be just as pissed at you right now even if you were a guy instead of a girl. Gender does not matter as much as the quality of one's posts. And yours stink to high heaven.

Yankovic270 03:40, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

What will I do, Mr? Tell me, why are you so cruel? I change, everybody can. Give me one last chance, and if I fuck it up, then you can banish me from the game. I will be as "logical" (like Spock from Star Trek would say) as I can. --Catherine 03:44, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

All right. I'm feeling merciful. How about we have someone keeping an eye on you so you don't get out of line anymore. If that someone says what you put on the game is unreasonable you change it. Do we have a deal? {extends hand out for virtual handshake}

Yankovic270 03:52, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

Deal. Who will be the supervisor? --Catherine 03:59, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

Wouldn't the best supervisor be your own conscious and reason? Mr.Xeight 04:08, May 31, 2010 (UTC)