Timeline (Cruz Wins)

2016

Jan. 1: Dr. Henry Kissinger, the moderate Republican former Secretary of State and former National Security Advisor, becomes the Republican Senate President Pro Tempore.

Jan. 2: The somewhat conservative Governor of Indiana, Republican Mike Pence, announces he will be running as an independent in the upcoming presidential race.

Jan. 3: The most conservative senator in the Senate, Republican Ted Cruz of Texas, announces that he's running for the GOP nomination for president.

Jan. 4: Another big conservative Republican senator (who's also a libertarian), Cruz's friend Dr. Rand Paul of Kentucky announces that he's also running for the GOP nomination.

Jan. 5: NJ Governor Chris Christie, a somewhat conservative Republican, announces that he's running for the GOP presidential nomination.

Jan. 6: Polls say Cruz is leading for the Republican presidential nomination. He receives an endorsement from conservative activist Ted Nugent.

Jan. 7: Running out of campaign money already and in dead last for the nomination, Chris Christie announces at a NJ press conference that he's dropping out of the race and endorsing Cruz. Some say he's doing this to get a position in a Cruz administration.

Jan. 8: Actor-director Mel Gibson controversially endorses Cruz.

Jan. 9: With little campaign money or support, Mike Pence drops out of the presidential race, but there are rumors that he will run for the GOP nomination. Pence then schedules a major news conference for Jan. 12 in Indianapolis. The media is abuzz on this. Many believe he will announce a run for the GOP nomination.

Jan. 10: Ted Cruz and his campaign have a very smart idea. They schedule a major press conference in Houston set for the next day.

Jan. 11: At his press conference, Cruz announces that several people have now endorsed him. Among them are his friend Mike Lee of Utah (who like Cruz and Rand Paul, is one of the most conservative senators in the Senate) and actor-comedian Chevy Chase.

Jan. 12: Pence announces his candidacy for the GOP nomination at the press conference, despite his advisors saying that he can't beat Cruz.

Jan. 13: New WikiLeaks releases point towards an extramarital affair by Pence.

Jan. 14: At a press conference, Pence announces his withdrawal from the race due to the new WikiLeaks releases.

Jan. 15: A sniper across the street from the Ecuadorian embassy in London shoots and kills WikiLeaks' Julian Assange. Some say this is a warning so WikiLeaks won't release incriminating information on the wealthy, super left-wing former Sec. of State, former NY senator, and former First Lady Hillary Clinton as she runs for the Democratic presidential nomination.

Jan. 16: Hillary's lead in the polls is threatened when VT Senator Bernie Sanders, a socialist independent, enters the race for the Democratic nomination.

Jan. 17: In another game-changer, super left-wing Democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada announces at a special NV press conference that he is also running for the Democratic nomination.

Jan. 18: The GOP's Iowa caucus is won by Ted Cruz, with Rand Paul in second, and write-ins for conservative ex-CIA officer Evan McMullin of Utah make such a significant showing in third that he announces his run for the nomination right after the caucus.

Jan. 19: McMullin rises in the polls and overcomes Paul in a new poll, but Cruz still leads.

Jan. 20: Because he isn't doing good in the polls, Paul announces that if he doesn’t come in 1st or 2nd in the SC primary, he will withdraw. Some polls say Cruz will win, Paul will come in 2nd, and McMullin will come in 3rd. But most polls say Paul and McMullin are switched.

Jan. 21: Mike Pence endorses Cruz at a press conference.

Jan. 22: National Review, America's largest conservative magazine, is considering endorsing either Cruz or McMullin.

Jan. 23: The super liberal The New York Times, one of the largest newspapers in America and the largest in New York, endorses Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nomination.

Jan. 24: WikiLeaks hacking reveals that the Clinton campaign is considering appointing the little-known liberal Democratic Governor of Maryland and former Baltimore mayor Martin O'Malley as Secretary of State if Clinton is elected president. Jan. 25: Super liberal MA Senator and 2004 Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry endorses his friend Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination for president. Jan. 26: WikiLeaks reveals that Kerry didn’t just endorse Clinton because they're both super liberal and they're friends, but also because Clinton and her campaign privately promised Kerry he would be Secretary of State if Clinton is elected president. Jan. 27: The FBI releases more information showing that Hillary Clinton mishandled and/or deleted about 30,000 important emails while Secretary of State. Jan. 28: Ted Cruz calls in to Fox and Friends to heavily criticize Clinton on her email scandal. Jan. 29: While he campaigns in South Carolina, the Rand Paul campaign releases a statement criticizing Clinton on her email scandal. Jan. 30: Evan McMullin attacks Hillary's email scandal on television. Jan. 31: National Review attacks Hillary's email scandal and endorses Cruz, saying it was a hard decision between him and McMullin. Feb. 1: Early voting in the SC GOP primary puts Cruz in the lead over Paul and McMullin, respectfully. Feb. 2: Cruz wins the SC primary by a much larger margin than expected, with Paul in a distant second, and McMullin in third. Write-ins for wealthy conservative businesswoman Carly Fiorina of Virginia put her in fourth. She considers officially running for the nomination. Rumors are flying around that McMullin will drop out and endorse the frontrunner, Cruz. Feb. 3: Former MA Governor and 2012 GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney, a wealthy somewhat conservative businessman who's considered by many one of the leaders of the GOP Establishment, endorses Rand Paul, despite considering supporting either McMullin or Cruz. Feb. 4: Due to dwindling support and campaign funds, Paul announces at a press conference that he is suspending his campaign and endorsing Ted Cruz, but still says some nice things about Evan McMullin. Feb. 5: Bill O'Reilly, who has said good things about all 3 GOP candidates, says on his popular Fox News show The O'Reilly Factor that McMullin should drop out and support Cruz. Feb. 6: Conservative columnist and author Jonah Goldberg endorses Cruz. Feb. 7: Conservative-libertarian radio icon and TV personality Glenn Beck endorses Cruz. Feb. 8: RNC Chairman Reince Priebus calls into Fox and Friends and hints that he supports McMullin. Feb. 9: Ted Cruz is endorsed by Christian conservative radio host and former AR Governor Mike Huckabee, who's been a GOP presidential contender before and was considering doing it again. Feb. 10: The Tea Party throws most of its support to Cruz, and the rest to McMullin. Feb. 11: Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh endorses Cruz. Feb. 12: Cruz defeats McMullin in the AK primary. Feb. 13: Mike Huckabee announces he will once again run for the GOP nomination for Governor of Arkansas and immediately becomes the frontrunner. Feb. 14: Ted Cruz calls into Fox and Friends to say that "a new conservative movement" is rising. Feb. 15: At a campaign rally, McMullin calls Cruz "an Establishment squish" and "a political insider", resulting in cheers from supporters at the rally. Feb. 16: Cruz calls into Fox and Friends to refute the claims that he is in the Establishment. Feb. 17: Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich of Georgia, one of the leaders of the GOP Establishment, unexpectedly tells Bill O'Reilly on The O'Reilly Factor that he supports McMullin. Feb. 18: House Speaker John Boehner of Ohio, another GOP Establishment leader, condemns Cruz on Fox News and tells Bill O'Reilly on The O'Reilly Factor that he may vote for McMullin in the Ohio primary. Feb. 19: Reports allege that John Boehner is working with the McMullin campaign to win the Ohio primary set to take place in a few weeks. Feb. 20: Film actress and conservative activist Claudette Colbert endorses Cruz and says that she will vote for him in the CA primary. Feb. 21: Former Republican President and WWII hero Dwight D. Eisenhower has a stroke, so the former Columbia University president and former general can't endorse Cruz in a speech, but does through writing. Feb. 22: CIA Director John Brennan endorses McMullin, saying he was "a fine [CIA] agent". Feb. 23: Former UT Governor and former ambassador to China Jon Huntsman Jr., a former GOP presidential contender, tells Bill O'Reilly on The O'Reilly Factor that at the moment he supports Cruz, but could change his mind. Feb. 24: Cruz narrowly beats McMullin in the Utah primary mostly thanks to the endorsements of Huntsman and Mike Lee. Feb. 25: Conservative Senator Scott Brown (R,MA) endorses Cruz. Feb. 26: The conservative pundit and leader of Redstate Erik Erikson endorses Cruz, despite considering McMullin. Feb. 27: Cruz defeats McMullin in the Wisconsin primary, with write-ins for Carly Fiorina coming in 3rd. At a press conference right after the primary, McMullin announces that he's suspending his campaign and supporting Carly Fiorina, just before she announces at the same conference that she's now running (McMullin had prior knowledge). Feb. 28: Jon Huntsman Jr. confirms his support for Cruz, but his father, wealthy businessman Jon Huntsman Sr., disagrees, as he supported Evan McMullin and now supports Carly Fiorina. Feb. 29: Chris Christie announces at a NJ press conference that he is once again running for the GOP presidential nomination. March 1: Mike Pence rescinds his endorsement of Ted Cruz. At an Indiana press conference where most think he will endorse Carly Fiorina, Pence instead announces that he is once again running for the GOP presidential nomination. March 2: Pence releases a shortlist of potential running mates, including Chris Christie. Ted Cruz and his campaign release their own vice presidential shortlist, with Carly Fiorina, Mike Lee, Mike Pence, Jon Huntsman Jr., and Chris Christie at the top, in that order. The list contains 10 people in all. March 3: A video surfaces (allegedly from the DNC) showing a white hardcore Pence supporter being racist towards African-Americans. This results in calls for Pence to drop out.

March 4: Conservative congresswoman Mia Love (R,UT) endorses Cruz.

March 5: At a campaign rally, Carly Fiorina condemns Mike Pence for the racist tape, resulting in cheers from her supporters at the rally.

March 6: Actor-comedian Steve Carrell endorses Cruz.

March 7: Ohio Governor John Kasich, a moderate Republican, announces that he is now running for the GOP nomination for president.

March 8: John Boehner endorses John Kasich on Fox News. A few hours later, and also on Fox News, Newt Gingrich also endorses Kasich.

March 9: At a campaign rally, Ted Cruz calls John Kasich "the Establishment candidate".

March 10: Cruz surrogate Jonah Goldberg tells Megyn Kelly on her popular Fox News show The Kelly File that Cruz will overwhelmingly win the GOP primary season and defeat Hillary Clinton in a landslide in the general election.

March 11: GOP activist Dr. Ben Carson, an author, prominent retired neurologist, and former Fox News contributor, endorses John Kasich for the GOP nomination for president.

March 12: Charles G. Koch and his brother David H. Koch, both wealthy New York businessmen and two of the main leaders of the GOP Establishment, endorse John Kasich.

March 13: Former congressman Dr. Ron Paul (R,TX), a major conservative-libertarian icon who had previously supported his son Rand Paul, endorses Ted Cruz.

March 14: Several Republican and Democratic primaries take place. Ted Cruz overwhelmingly wins in his home state of Texas, defeating Pence, Fiorina, Christie, and Kasich, in that order. Cruz wins the MN primary by a fair margin, defeating Christie, Pence, Fiorina, and Kasich, in that order. On the Democratic side, Hillary Clinton wins in Minnesota, with Harry Reid just managing to defeat Bernie Sanders for second place. Hillary, who has the support of her husband, former president Bill Clinton, also wins New York, with Reid in second and Sanders in a distant third.

March 15: Actor-comedian Will Ferrell endorses Cruz.

March 16: Actor-comedian Paul Rudd endorses Cruz, despite considering Fiorina.

March 17: The Jewish Task Force (JTF), a longtime pro-Cruz Jewish conservative organization, begins making official campaign ads for the Cruz campaign. They've already made pro-Cruz ads before, but this is the 1st time they've made them officially with the Cruz campaign.

March 18: Bernie Sanders announces at a press conference that he is dropping out of the Democratic race for the presidential nomination and that he will endorse either Clinton or Reid in the coming days.

March 19: Comedian George Carlin endorses Hillary Clinton.

March 20: Just days before the first (and late) Republican debate, wealthy and super liberal businessman and TV personality Donald Trump of New York, a leader in the Establishment and a film actor, announces at Trump Tower in NYC that he is running for the Democratic presidential nomination.

March 21: Pro-Kasich GOP Chairman Priebus, an alt-right member of the GOP Establishment, announces his resignation on Fox News. Some believe he will join either the Kasich campaign or the Trump campaign.

March 22: Jonah Goldberg announces on The Kelly File that he is opening his own polling business, Goldberg Polling.

March 23: John Kasich wins the Ohio primary by a fair margin, defeating Cruz, Christie, Pence, and Fiorina, in that order. On the Democratic side, Hillary Clinton wins Ohio, defeating Reid and the alt-righter Trump, in that order, despite most Democratic polls putting the order of popularity as Clinton, Trump, and Reid.

March 24: Mostly conservative Senator Marco Rubio (R,FL) announces at a special Florida press conference that he will enter the race for the GOP presidential nomination, just 1 day before the 1st debate.

March 25: The 1st presidential debate is held by the Republicans in Charleston, SC. The candidates, Cruz, Pence, Fiorina, Christie, and Kasich, debate healthcare, immigration, ethics, and the Syrian refugee crisis. All condemn Obamacare, except Kasich. Cruz condemns illegal immigration and the massive amount of Syrian migrants coming into the United States. They all condemn the Democrats and overall support good ethics. Rubio is not eligible for the debate, as he only announced his run the previous day

March 26: Carly Fiorina announces at a press conference in Indianapolis, IN that she is withdrawing her candidacy and endorsing Ted Cruz.

March 27: Ted Cruz is attacked by the pro-Trump alt-right website Conservapedia.

March 28: The NRA, led by its conservative CEO and EVP Wayne LaPierre, endorses Ted Cruz.

March 29: Comedian Stephan Colbert endorses Hillary Clinton.

March 30: Conservative Senator Tom Cotton (R,AR) endorses his friend and colleague Ted Cruz.

March 31: The conservative Christian organization Focus on the Family, led by its founder, the Rev. Dr. James Dobson, endorses Ted Cruz.

April 1: Mike Lee begins a tour of the United States to campaign for Ted Cruz.

April 2: Ted Cruz wins the NC primary, defeating Pence, Rubio, Christie, and Kasich, in that order.

April 3: At a campaign rally, Mike Pence accuses Ted Cruz of being in the GOP Establishment, in a last ditch effort to defeat Cruz.

April 4: Evan McMullin endorses Ted Cruz on Fox and Friends.

April 5: Mike Pence drops out and begrudgingly endorses Ted Cruz at a rally in Philadelphia, PA.                                                                                                                                                                                         April 6: Chris Christie drops out and endorses Ted Cruz at a press conference/rally in Keystone, GA. April 7: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu endorses Ted Cruz for the Republican presidential nomination. April 8: The Rev. Pat Robertson, a Christian conservative and 1988 GOP presidential contender, endorses Ted Cruz. April 9: John Ellis 'Jeb' Bush, the former FL Governor, son of former president George H. W. Bush and brother of former president George W. Bush, endorses John Kasich at a press conference. Bush is often seen as a leader of the GOP Establishment, thus furthering the belief that Kasich is the Establishment candidate. April 10: Conservative radio host and activist Mark Steyn endorses Ted Cruz for the GOP presidential nomination. April 11: Mark Levin, Jonah Goldberg, Ted Cruz, Cruz's friend Scott Walker, and Rand Paul, along with other conservatives, speak of 'a [new] conservative revolution' at CPAC. Levin is a pro-Cruz conservative radio host from Virginia. April 12: Former NM Governor Gary Johnson, a liberal Libertarian (and an idiot), unexpectedly endorses Donald Trump for the Democratic presidential nomination.

April 13: Pro-Cruz WI Governor Scott Walker, a conservative Republican who's high up in the Cruz campaign, tells Megyn Kelly on The Kelly File that he has been approached by the Cruz campaign to join the government, probably the Cabinet, if Cruz is elected president.

April 14: Ted Cruz defeats Marco Rubio in the FL primary, 60% to 35%, with John Kasich coming in 3rd with 5%.

April 15: Marco Rubio has a meeting behind closed doors with Cruz campaign officials at Cruz national campaign headquarters in Texas. Many believe they made a bargain to give Rubio a government position, in exchange for Rubio dropping out and endorsing Cruz.

April 16: Marco Rubio announces at a rally in Key West, FL that he is dropping out and endorsing Ted Cruz.

April 17: Actor and conservative activist Chuck Norris (who's awesome) endorses Ted Cruz for the Republican presidential nomination.

April 18: Senator Joseph 'Joe' McCarthy (R,WI) announces his new 'Conservative Crusade' against the 'three C's, crime, corruption, and Communism'.

April 19: The alt-right ambassador to Iraq, John Bolton, a Fox News contributor, co-founds the alt-right Nationalist Party in a small town in Wisconsin near the MN border. The other co-founders are Joe McCarthy and Stephan K. 'Steve' Bannon, the alt-right co-chairman of the pro-Trump alt-right website Breitbart News.

April 20: Nationalist Party co-founder John Bolton is killed when a roadside bomb set by Islamic terrorists goes off as his jeep passes. This happens while Bolton is in Iraq on ambassadorial duties.

April 21: Mike Huckabee announces that he's no longer running for the AR GOP gubernatorial nomination, and is instead running for the GOP nomination for AR's senior Senate seat, to run against the Democratic incumbent in the general election. He immediately becomes the frontrunner and is endorsed by the junior Senator, his conservative Republican friend, longtime Cruz supporter and friend Thomas 'Tom' Cotton.

April 22: Steve Bannon is nominated to run for Governor of California by the Nationalist Party for the election in November.

April 23: Actor Matthew Perry endorses Ted Cruz.

April 24: Conservative businessman Steve Forbes of New Jersey, a former GOP presidential contender and creator of the flat tax, announces at a Cruz rally/press conference in Belton, NJ, that he will be running for president for his new right-wing party (which he co-founded) the Capitalist Party. It was thought he would endorse Cruz.

April 25: The Nationalist Party holds its first national convention in Milwaukee, WI. Joe McCarthy is nominated for president on the 3rd ballot. As part of a bargain for the nomination, McCarthy picks Donald Trump (who was backed by Steve Bannon for the presidential nomination) for the vice presidential nomination. Thus, Trump is no longer running for the Democratic nomination.

April 26: Angered by the fact that Steve Bannon wasn’t nominated for president by the Nationalists, a small radical movement breaks off of the Nationalist Party and forms the American Nazi Party (AZP).

April 27: In an interview, former Secretary of State John Foster Dulles unexpectedly announces that he is leaving the Republican Party and joining the Nationalist Party, saying that the Republicans 'don't get anything done'.

April 28: American Nazi Party leader and co-founder George Lincoln Rockwell decries both Ted Cruz and the Democrats at a party rally in Key West, VA.

April 29: Tom Colton, leader and founder of the Skinhead Coalition of America (SCA), joins the American Nazi Party in Atlanta, GA.

April 30: Neo-Nazi violence against African-Americans in Stonewall, VA kills 3 African-Americans and 2 AZP/SCA thugs.

April 31: David Duke, a leading former Klansman from Louisiana, joins the AZP and endorses its presidential candidate, George Lincoln Rockwell.

May 1: The SCA officially endorses George L. Rockwell for president.

May 2: Ted Cruz, Scott Walker, and Cruz supporters decry the AZP, the SCA, the Ku Klux Klan (KKK), Donald Trump, the alt-right, neo-Nazis, George Rockwell, and others at a rally in Rockwell, Michigan.

May 3: Joe McCarthy announces a plan: if he is elected president, then he will open concentration camps for African-Americans, Jewish-Americans, and other minorities nationwide. May 4: Bernie Sanders endorses George L. Rockwell for president.

May 5: Harry Reid leaves the Democratic Party and joins the rising Nationalist Party. This leaves frontrunner Hillary Clinton as the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee.

May 6: The Chicago Post, a liberal newspaper in Chicago, IL, endorses George Lincoln Rockwell.

May 7: Senate President Pro Tempore Henry Kissinger, a member of the Establishment, endorses John Kasich for the GOP presidential nomination.

May 8: Charles E. 'Chuck' Schumer, a super-liberal longtime senator from New York, becomes the Democratic Majority Leader in the Senate.

May 9: Chuck Schumer endorses Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nomination.

May 10: The AZP announces that Steve Bannon, a somewhat new member, will be their vice presidential candidate. Thus, the Nationalist Party no longer has a gubernatorial nominee in California.

May 11: Bernie Sanders announces, that the rumors are true; he is no longer Jewish, he is now an atheist.

May 12: The Green Party nominates environmentalist and liberal activist Dr. Jill Stein for president and GA congresswoman Cynthia McKinney for vice president at their national convention in Greenplatte, near Denver, CO, after only one day.

May 13: A liberal activist shoots and kills George Lincoln Rockwell outside a laundromat near Matter, VA. This leaves the AZP without a leader or a presidential candidate.

May 14: The AZP nominates Steve Bannon to replace George Lincoln Rockwell as their presidential candidate.

May 15: British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, a Conservative, endorses Ted Cruz, as does conservative former president Ronald Reagan (R,CA), the former CA Governor, former film actor, and former corporate pitchman.

May 16: Congressman Stephan 'Steve' King (R,IA), endorses his friend, fellow conservative, and ally in Congress, Ted Cruz.

May 17: Joe McCarthy is shot and killed by a far-right activist while speaking at a Nationalist Party rally in Washington, D.C.

May 18: The Nationalist Party nominates Steve Bannon for president, and Bannon chooses British-born alt-right activist and journalist Paul Joseph Watson as his running mate.

May 19: Steve Bannon is arrested at his San Bernardino, CA home by police on 3 charges of beating his wife, before their divorce.

May 20: At a large conservative event in Middleville, IA, Ted Cruz condemns the alt-right, calling them 'un-American' and 'not conservative'.

May 21: The Nationalist Party announces that it will no longer be running in the CA gubernatorial race. A few hours later, they announce they will be merging with the American Nazi Party, to create the 'American Patriot Party'. Their presidential ticket will be the Nationalist Party's ticket of Steve Bannon for president and Paul Joseph Watson for vice president.

May 22: 3 men in police uniforms and wearing Ted Cruz campaign buttons raid the NRA's NC headquarters in Charlotte, NC, stealing $3.5 million worth of guns and money.

May 23: At an NRA event in Boonesville, AK, Wayne LaPierre criticizes the Ted Cruz campaign for the Charlotte heist, despite Cruz and his campaign denying any involvement.

May 24: Still thinking Ted Cruz and his campaign are responsible for the Charlotte NRA heist, Wayne LaPierre rescinds his/the NRA's endorsement of Cruz, despite a Gallup Poll saying a majority of members still support Cruz. LaPierre instead endorses Steve Bannon, calling him 'a loyal American patriot', at a NRA event in Louisiana.

May 25: Sheriff David Clarke of Texas, an alt-right-conservative, endorses Steve Bannon.

May 26: Steve Bannon reaches a deal with police to postpone his trial for spousal abuse until after the election.

May 27: Steve Bannon and the AZP announce that John Foster Dulles will probably be Secretary of State if Bannon is elected president.

May 28: 2 SCA gunmen attempt to assassinate Ted Cruz at a Cruz rally in Atlanta, GA.

May 29: U.S. Army General Seymour Hoffman leads a group of about 300-600 U.S. Army soldiers through the streets of NYC, starting at Wall Street. This ambitious 'Wall Street March' is against U.S. support for Israel.

May 30: Wealthy Wall Street financier and businessman Steve Mnuchin unexpectedly endorses Steve Bannon.

May 31: Steve Kutchin of New York, the wealthy president of Goldman Sachs, endorses his friend Hillary Clinton.

June 1: After an assassination attempt by an alt-right gunman, John Kasich announces at a press conference/rally in Key Stone, GA, to hundreds of supporters, that he is dropping out of the race for the Republican presidential nomination. He had been dropping in the polls by huge margins as Ted Cruz had been rising.

June 2: The wealthy chairman of MSNBC and NBC, John Goldman of New York, endorses Hillary Clinton.

June 3: Wealthy super-liberal Governor Andrew Cuomo (D,NY) endorses his friend Hillary Clinton.

June 4: The SCA becomes part of the KKK at a joint convention in Savannah, GA.

June 5: Wealthy liberal Senator Mario Cuomo (D,NY), father of Andrew Cuomo, endorses his good friend Hillary Clinton.

June 6: House Speaker John Boehner unexpectedly endorses Hillary Clinton. Following Republican backlash, Boehner also announces his resignation a few hours later.

June 7: Mafia-linked former union boss James Malek is shot and killed with a sawed-off shotgun near a dump in Fayetteville, AR. Malek's death is immediately linked to the FBI and its conservative Director, William Sessions (D,AR).

June 8: Conservative Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia (R,NY) officially endorses Ted Cruz, who he'd already been campaigning for.

June 9: Alt-right-conservative Senator Jefferson 'Jeff' Sessions (R,AR), brother of William Sessions, endorses Steve Bannon, over his colleague Ted Cruz.

June 10: A faction of more conservative alt-righters, led by Jeff Sessions and David Clarke, lead a march through Montgomery, AL, calling for Steve Bannon to support the original ideas of Joe McCarthy.

June 11: At an AZP campaign rally in Birmingham, AL, with David Clarke and Jeff Sessions in the audience, Steve Bannon announces his support for Joe McCarthy's concentration camp idea and McCarthy's fight against 'the 3 C's'.

June 12: Steve Forbes announces that he has selected conservative Senator Joe Melwell (R,AZ), a friend and colleague of Ted Cruz, as his running mate for the Capitalist Party.

June 14: Longtime Senator John McCain (R,AZ), a somewhat conservative member of the GOP Establishment, endorses Ted Cruz.

June 15: Moderate-conservative Congressman Danny Ferguson (R,AR), a former state trooper, is elected as a compromise candidate to succeed John Boehner as Speaker of the House, narrowly defeating longtime moderate-conservative Congressman Paul Ryan (R,WI), the 2012 GOP vice presidential candidate and (according to some) a junior member of the GOP Establishment.

June 16: A Congressional hearing into the House election for Speaker begins. The hearing claims the vote was rigged against Steve King, the favorite of Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Scott Walker, and other conservatives.

June 17: Steve King is declared Speaker of the House by the Congressional hearing.

June 18: Steve King is quickly inaugurated as Speaker of the House in Washington, D.C. with Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Scott Walker, pro-Cruz former TX Governor Rick Perry, and other conservative Republicans in attendance.

June 19: Disgruntled, Danny Ferguson resigns from the House. He attempts to rejoin the AR state police.

June 20: Fox News chairman and founder Roger Ailes endorses Steve Bannon, somewhat unexpectedly.

June 21: On Fox & Friends, presumptive GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz calls for a wall on the Mexican border, in order to help stop illegal immigration.

June 22: Steven Crowder, a pro-Cruz conservative pundit, activist, and comedian, says on his conservative radio show, Louder With Crowder, that he suddenly now supports eminent domain. This is the beginning of his fall from the conservative mainstream.

June 23: Popular musician and singer Lady Gaga checks into a mental institution in Brooklyn, NY, after unchecked mental problems begin flaring up again.

June 24: The hit single of 2016, "Spin Me Right Round", by the band The Autotunes, is released to much success.

June 25: The conservative Republican Party in Utah nominates Evan McMullin to run for the Senate in November, to serve alongside Mike Lee. McMullin immediately receives the endorsement of Lee, a mutual friend of McMullin and Ted Cruz.

June 26: Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton does the BoonDockle, the signature dance of "Spin Me Right Round", on The Ellen Show, causing nationwide embarrassment. Many conservatives, including Ted Cruz and Steven Crowder, mock her attempt to appeal to millennials.

June 27: The Democratic National Convention begins in Philadelphia, PA. The opening speech is given by pro-Clinton DNC Chairman and former VT Governor Howard Dean, a liberal and a leading member of the Democratic Establishment. Dean, who came in a close 3rd for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2004, criticizes Ted Cruz and the Republicans in his speech.

June 28: The Republican National Convention begins in Chicago, IL. The opening speech is given by RNC Chairman Priebus, who calls for the defeat of Hillary Clinton. Priebus infamously does not mention Ted Cruz in his speech, and is booed off stage because of this. Meanwhile, at the Democratic National Convention, Bill Clinton gives a speech praising his wife Hillary.

June 29: Seconded by Mike Lee, Scott Walker officially nominates Ted Cruz for president at the Republican National Convention, to massive applause.

June 30: In a speech on the floor of the Republican National Convention, Mike Pence tells America to 'vote [their] conscience', without explicitly mentioning Ted Cruz. This is very surprising. He is met with heavy booing and is forced to leave the stage. According to many, his political career is over.

July 1: Scott Walker speaks at the GOP Convention, promising to 'take our country back'. At the end of the speech he announces that Ted Cruz had chosen him as his running mate. Soon afterwards, the Cruz campaign releases its vice-presidential shortlist, with the top three being Walker, Mike Lee, and Mike Pence. Wayne LaPierre was also on the list (near the bottom) in order to appease the NRA leader. Also, CA Gunowners Association President Steve McKesky endorses Cruz right after Walker is confirmed as the V.P. nominee. Meanwhile at the Democratic Convention, former DNC Chairwoman and former OH Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, a liberal, praises Hillary Clinton and condemns the Republicans in her speech.

July 2: Ted Cruz and pro-Cruz conservative National Review chairman and founder William F. Buckley Jr. hug on stage at the Republican National Convention, showing the solidarity of the conservative movement.

July 3: Pro-Cruz conservative analyst, pollster, publisher, filmmaker, and film writer Dinesh D'Souza speaks against Islam at the Republican Convention. Meanwhile at the Democratic Convention, Martin O'Malley praises Hillary Clinton in his speech, but at the end of his speech, his alleged support for #AllLivesMatter results in him being booed off the stage.

July 4: Ted Cruz gives a very patriotic and conservative speech at Independence Day celebrations in Philadelphia, PA. He then returns to the Republican National Convention for its final day. There, pro-Cruz conservative comedian and author Greg Gutfeld, host and owner of the conservative Fox News show The Greg Gutfeld Show, gives an impassioned and hilarious conservative speech, pledging that Ted Cruz will 'show America his kindness'.

"Chelsea Clinton gave birth to a daughter named Charlotte this weekend. Hillary Clinton was really excited until she remembered that you have to be 18 to vote", jokes Gutfeld. Then Ted Cruz rings out the convention with the final speech praising Gutfeld and pledging that if and when he gets elected, 'America will be made great again' and that there will be 'a gentler, kinder America'.

July 5: Pledging to 'drain the swamp', Ted Cruz gives an impassioned conservative speech in New York City. Meanwhile, at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia, wealthy super-liberal DNC Chairman and former Congressman Keith Allison (D,NY) rings out the convention with an impassioned speech praising Hillary Clinton and condemning Ted Cruz and the other conservative Republicans. He also announces in the speech that he is resigning as DNC Chairman and that wealthy super-liberal NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio, a friend of both Allison and Hillary Clinton, will be succeeding him. The reason he gives for his resignation is so he can campaign more efficiently for and with Clinton, who is also supported by de Blasio.

July 6: Evan McMullin writes a column for National Review titled 'Freedom and Justice in America'. The highly successful column makes Evan McMullin a household name in America again.

July 7: While campaigning with Evan McMullin at a rally in Queuksport, NY, Ted Cruz promises that McMullin will get a government position in a Cruz administration, probably as CIA Director.

July 8: Erik Erikson suggests on his conservative radio show The Erik Erikson Show that Evan McMullin be Secretary of State in a Cruz administration.

July 9: Bill Kristol, the longtime pro-Cruz conservative editor of the conservative magazine The Weekly Standard, tweets from his Twitter account Bill Kristol (@Bill_Kristol) that Rick Perry would make a great Cabinet member in a Cruz administration.

July 10: Former NY Senator and former Labor Secretary Robert Reich, a liberal Democrat, announces the formation of a new far-left third party for New York, the New York Independence Party (NYIP), from a NYC press conference, but that he will remain a Democrat for now.

July 11: A longtime Cruz supporter, locally famous conservative TX state Railroad Commissioner Chuck C. McKristol (R) is nominated in a landslide by the conservative Texas Republican Party to run for the Senate seat of John Cornyn (R,TX), a somewhat conservative longtime senator who had decided not to run for reelection.

July 12: Evan McMullin marries meteorologist Donna Sumners in a Mormon ceremony near Salt Lake City, UT.

July 13: David 'Dave' McMuffrin, the wealthy moderate Republican CEO of Delta Airlines, endorses Hillary Clinton.

July 14: New Yorker Donna Brazile, a super liberal CNN correspondent, a DNC member, and a Clinton campaign member, leaves the Democratic Party and joins the NYIP.

July 15: Andrew Cuomo endorses his fellow Democratic Establishment member and political ally Bill de Blasio for DNC chairman.

July 16: Former Defense Secretary William James 'Bill' Perry (D), a former NY Congressman, is nominated by the super liberal and Establishment NY Democratic Party for the state's 2nd Senate seat, as Mario Cuomo is retiring.

July 17: The Koch brothers release a statement to the press surprisingly endorsing the Nationalist Party.

July 18: Ben Shapiro, the longtime pro-Cruz conservative editor-in-chief of The Daily Wire and a columnist for The Blaze, joins Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Scott Walker, (and soon Rick Perry) and other conservatives in endorsing Chuck C. McKristol for Texas's 1st Senate seat.

July 19: Chuck McKristol creates a YouTube channel simply called Chuck McKristol.

July 20: Bill Kristol endorses Chuck McKristol for the Senate. On the same day, conservative TX Governor Greg Abbott (R), a good friend and longtime supporter of Ted Cruz, announces that the Anti-Affirmative Action Act (or 'A4') has passed almost unanimously in the almost completely conservative Republican state legislature, with the few Democrats voting against it. Abbott hopes [via his gubernatorial Twitter account Gov. Greg Abbott (govgregabbott), which he had also used for the announcement] that a federal version of A4 could pass Congress soon.

July 21: Alex Jones, the host and namesake of the alt-right radio show The Alex Jones Show, founder and chairman of the alt-right Rebel Media, infamous conspiracy theorist, and longtime Steve Bannon supporter, burns an Israeli flag near Main Street in NYC, shouting anti-Semitic slurs and anti-Israeli lies. This is the beginning of the quick end of his media career.

July 22: Paul Joseph Watson is found dead in a London railway station, during one of his many trips back to his original homeland,  England. His death is declared a pistol accident by the Royal London Police Department (RLPD).

July 23: The Nationalist Party holds a brief emergency convention to select a new vice presidential candidate, following the death of Paul Joseph Watson.

July 24: The Nationalist Party finishes its convention with the unanimous selection of Alex Jones, who'd led on every ballot, as their new vice presidential candidate on the 3rd ballot.

July 25: During an appearance on The Kelly File, conservative Republican campaign strategist Rick Wilson, a campaign aide and longtime supporter of Ted Cruz, predicts a Cruz landslide and a 2020 reelection landslide.

July 26: Bret Baier, on his Fox News show Realtime with Bret Baier, announces he is quitting Fox News because he

"wants to see new talent on the network".

July 27: Fox News announces that the slot left open by Realtime with Bret Baier will be filled with a new show in the very near future.

July 28: Bret Baier's contract with Fox News is officially terminated. On the same day, conservative Congressman Rick Adams (R, PA), John Kasich's former campaign chief, endorses Ted Cruz.

July 29: Conservative Senator Jeff Flake (R, AZ), a longtime Cruz supporter, is appointed as the Arizona campaign chief by Cruz campaign manager, DC lobbyist, and conservative activist Jason Miller.

July 30: Senator Jeff Sessions is privately approached by Roger Ailes to perhaps retire from the Senate and have his own Fox News show, to replace Bret Baier.

July 31: Roger Ailes suddenly dies at the age of 79, at a high-class Washington, D.C. hospital, from kidney failure.

August 1: The race to be the new chairman of Fox News begins. Bill O'Reilly immediately seeks to take over, possibly while keeping his show.

August 2: Legendary film actor Gene Wilder suffers a kidney cancer scare, but luckily survives.

August 3: Film director, actor, and producer Paul Kauffman suffers a sudden heart attack and dies at his lavish Washington, D.C. home.

August 4: The main CNN anchor, pro-Clinton liberal Anderson Cooper, suffers a very sudden heart attack and collapses while reporting a minor story on the Turkish military. He is immediately brought via ambulance to a nearby local Chicago hospital.

August 5: One of the main CNN reporters, pro-Clinton liberal Don Lemon, temporarily takes over as the main CNN anchor, as Anderson Cooper is still recovering and had just awoken from a coma at the hospital. On the same day, authoritarian Islamist Turkish President Muammar Erdogan suffers a stroke at the presidential palace in Istanbul. The state-controlled media reports few major details.

August 6: Anderson Cooper suddenly suffers a second heart attack and dies at a NY hospital, where he had been moved from Chicago. Don Lemon becomes the main anchor of CNN.

August 7: On his 66th birthday, pro-Cruz conservative activist, several-time former GOP presidential contender, and former UNESCO ambassador Alan Keyes heads the conservative Rally Against the Iran Deal in Washington, D.C., which is also attended by Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Scott Walker, Rick Perry, Mike Lee, and other conservative leaders.

August 8: Bill O'Reilly is announced as the new chairman and CEO of Fox News. It is also announced that he will continue to host The O'Reilly Factor. Also, Jeff Sessions will replace Bret Baier at Realtime, which will be renamed Realtime with Jeff Sessions, once he officially retires from the Senate in a few weeks.

August 9: Wealthy newspaper baron and generous philanthropist Henry Wallington Wood, founder and editor of the Albany Review, endorses Ted Cruz.

August 10: Conservative activist Troy Akin, one of Ted Cruz's first main supporters, leads a pro-life rally in Quokestate, NY with Cruz. He is the founder and former chairman of National Right To Life and current chairman of Utah Right To Life. He has been described by National Review as 'the most pro-life person in America' and has unsuccessfully sued Planned Parenthood in federal court numerous times.

August 11: Rand Paul is accidentally shot and seriously injured with a hunting rifle by his own father, Ron Paul, during a two-person hunting trip near Rand's summer estate in Kennebunkport, ME. He is immediately sent to a local hospital.

August 12: Pro-Cruz conservative activist, political commentator, pilot, and chairman/CEO of PJ Media Bill Whittle is seriously injured in a plane crash near the NY-NJ border.

August 13: Bill Whittle is released from a hospital near the NY-NJ border, where he had been immedicably sent following the plane crash.

August 14: Liberal Congressman Charles 'Charlie' Rangel (D,NY) is convicted of 12 corruption charges and acquitted of 6 more (partially because of a plea deal) at a NY federal court. Rangel is sentenced to 60 years in prison, with 20 of them suspended. He immediately resigns from Congress.

August 15: Jeff Sessions is appointed as one of the Cruz campaign heads for Alabama, in an attempt by conservatives to appease the alt-right. Sessions declines, as he is a Bannon supporter and is planning on hosting Realtime on Fox News.

August 16: As Fox News ratings begin to fall, traffic to conservative sites like Red State and The Blaze soar.

August 17: WikiLeaks hacking into the Hillary Clinton campaign reveals secret emails between Clinton campaign manager John Podesta, a wealthy liberal NY businessman and longtime friend of Clinton's, and authoritarian Russian President, former Prime Minister, and longtime Clinton/Podesta friend Vladimir 'Vlad' Putin. The main topics of the friendly emails (on Clinton campaign servers) are Putin's support for the Clintons and Russian attempts to rig the election in favor of Hillary.

August 18: Tom Cotton and Jeff Sessions co-introduce and cosponsor the Cotton-Sessions Bill, which would allocate funds from Congress for a wall on the Mexican border.

August 19: Former CIA Directors James R. 'Jim' Clapper of Arkansas and William E. Williamson of Virginia both sign a petition on the petition website Change.org asking for Donald Trump to release his infamously unreleased tax returns. Clapper is a conservative/somewhat-moderate Democrat and Williamson is a moderate-conservative Republican. The petition quickly rises from 10,000 to 100,000 signatures in the next few weeks. By the end of the year, it reaches the front page of the site.

August 20: Conservative Senator, Cruz supporter, and 2012 GOP presidential contender Lindsey Graham (R,SC), who is considered a part of the Establishment by the alt-right, introduces the Graham-Cruz Bill, or Pro-Israel Protection Bill, which guarantees $70 million in military and financial aid to Israel a year in the case of a long Arab-Israeli war. It will soon be co-sponsored with him by Cruz (hence the name).

August 21: Mike Huckabee is indicted by an AR federal court on 2 charges of corruption involving donations by Vladimir Putin's Russian government to Huckabee's 2012 GOP presidential nomination run. The following day, he will be indicted by a separate AR federal court on 2 more charges of corruption involving similar Russian donations to the former governor's 2008 GOP run. He immediately drops out of the race for the AR Senate seat he'd been the frontrunner for.

August 22: Far-left Congressman, Clinton supporter, and African-American civil rights icon John Lewis (D,GA) eloquently condemns the American Patriot Party, in a speech to the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC), which he is the chairman of. Lewis calls the APP "the political wing of the KKK", "unpatriotic", "a Russian proxy", and "a threat to our democracy".

August 23: An embarrassed Steve Forbes announces at a Kelinghorn, NJ rally that he is dropping out of the race for president, leaving the Capitalist Party (which he founded and chairs), rejoining the GOP, and  endorsing his "friend" Ted Cruz.

August 24: Steve Beamount, chairman of the Mississippi Patriotic Party (MPP, the MS wing of the APP), is convicted on 2 charges of corruption involving multiple donations by Putin's Russian government to the campaign of Beamount's friend Steve Bannon.

August 25: Hillary Clinton's running mate and friend, liberal Senator Timothy 'Tim' Kaine (D,IN), announces on his senatorial Twitter account Sen. Tim Kaine (@Sen_Tim_Kaine) that he is introducing (right afterwards) and sponsoring the Kaine Gun Control Bill, which would require large-scale 10-day-per-gun background checks for all gun sales in the U.S. He immediately receives conservative backlash.

August 26: While in police custody, Mike Huckabee speaks at a right-wing press conference in Backash, AR. Suddenly, a mentally ill far-left Democratic Party activist armed with an M1911 pistol steps out of the crowd and fires. Huckabee is shot twice, once in the chest and then once in the nose. The assassin is quickly tackled by a Fox News reporter. The pistol is confiscated by police guards, and the activist is arrested. Huckabee is immediately rushed to a local hospital, in serious condition.

August 27: Mike Huckabee is pronounced dead by doctors and surgeons at Wakeville Hospital in Wakeville, AR, near Backash. He was 69. His assassin is charged with murder by an AR federal court.

August 28: Daniel 'Dan' McLaughlin, a longtime Cruz supporter, National Review editor/contributor/writer, conservative political commentator, baseball fan, and The Blaze contributor/editor/writer, writes an editorial for The Blaze titled "January 20". Also known as 'Baseball Crank', McLaughlin finishes the with "Whoever wins, let's hope America's safe". The column becomes very popular and is praised by Jonah Goldberg, Glenn Beck, William Buckley Jr., Dana Loesch, and other conservatives.

August 29: Tomi Lahren, a Canadian-born alt-right-conservative journalist and host of TheBlazeTV's The Tomi Lahren Show, who had praised "January 20", praises Steve Bannon and the APP, calling them "real American patriots" on the latest episode of her show.

August 30: Tomi Lahren is fired by Glenn Beck himself from The Blaze for her "racist, anti-Semitic, xenophobic, and sexist comments" through her support for Steve Bannon and the APP. It is soon revealed that these words were never used by Beck, but were made up by Lahren for attention.