User blog comment:IndigoOnIceCream/What Would They Think/@comment-30228680-20120329212727/@comment-1738490-20120331042740

Me and Napoleon:

Me: Hey! But there are good news. Your nephew will become president of the republic and tranform it in an empire. Just like yourself!

He: Oh, great. I was afraid for...

Me: But the germans will overthrow him and declare their own unified empire in Versailles.

He: What the f...?

Me: But the republic will be great and conquer many lands.

He: Well, at least a good thi...

Me: And the germans will destroy it back. Oh, yes, there are gonna be two world wars, and France loose them both until Britain comes for help. Now you can suicide. :) Now, if you escuse me, I'm going to tell Nelson that you'll kill him.