User blog:Scrawland Scribblescratch/Alternate History Drinking Game

All you need is a drink and the map games of this wiki.

Suggestions are welcome.
 * Every time a flash player joins a game, take a sip.
 * Every time a game does not update the map after five turns, take a sip.
 * Every time a game crashes before starting, take two sips.
 * Every time Collie or main mapmaker refuses to use most recent version of map, take two sips.
 * Every time a game is played by flash players and ASBers only, take two sips.
 * Every time a Principia Moderni or Axis vs Allies game kills all other running games, take three sips.
 * Every time Ms or Rex fails to post their turn due to being blocked, take three sips.
 * Every time someone backstabs someone else, take three sips.
 * Every time a minor player writes like a superpower, take three sips.
 * Every time a good game is ruined by a singular bad player, take four sips.
 * Every time an admin is called in to resolve a game dispute, take four sips.
 * Every time a nation expands very rapidly, take four sips.
 * Every time someone finds a loophole in game rules, take four sips.
 * Every time someone breaks or circumvents a proper algorithm, take five sips.
 * Every time the algorithm is tipped in the favor one side, take five sips.
 * Every time the algorithm fails to give a plausible result, take five sips.
 * Every time Ratc wants to make a random apocalypse, sci fi, nuclear, or total death game, take five sips.
 * Every time a player rage quits, take six sips.
 * Every time someone makes a plan and fails miserably, take six sips.
 * Every time a game rips off of one the successful franchises, take six sips.
 * Every time an "experimental" game is created, take six sips.
 * Every time someone makes a stupid map game, take seven sips.
 * Every time a map game crashes before it's half over, take eight sips.
 * Every time Scraw, Feud, Imp, or Guns wins a war in a map game, take nine sips.
 * Every time an experienced player loses to a flash player or other lesser player in a map game, take ten sips.
 * Every time Oct, Ratc, or Warman does something, finish drink.