User blog comment:Nlenhardt/Nlenhardt's Luau Number 4 - Godamn Roast Request/@comment-24828675-20160324202218

Ayy lmao

Oh you wanted an actual response?

First of all, my salt shaker is not symbolizing of my salt percentage(which, contrary to popular belief, is actually not very high) but is actually symbolizing the salt I create. You don't even know half how many salt I ignited. I fucked up Spar's country 4 times in Shattered Stars and Stripes, all of which were rewarded with mountains full of salt from the dude. I foiled Nk's plans to vassalize me in Dawn of War, creating enough salt for a week's full of eggs.

Also, don't talk shit about Sean Bean dude. That's not fucking cool.