User blog:Mscoree/Imp: The Movie

''The following is an abridged excerpt from a screenplay by Mscoree. Everything you are about to read is based on a true story. Viewer discretion is advised.''

Characters: Mscoree Imperium Guy Local Mafia Boss The Old Baby 2 Octavian Marius

MSCOREE, OLD BABY, and LOCAL are sitting in a room around a warm fireplace. IMP walks with OCTAVIAN into another room. As OCTAVIAN leaves MSCOREE notices in his chair the ruined remains of the NotLAH archive section.

Mscoree WHO VANDALIZED THE ARCHIVE SECTION!:!:!:!"!?!?!?!??!?> LKGOUJPTHTOELL ME OCTAVIAN...WHHHHY?!?!?!

The old baby 2 No one will know what he was thinking

Mscoree HOW...HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH@?@?@?@?!?!?!@~?!

Local Mafia Boss Wait, Octivian thinks?! My God

Mscoree THE NEXT TIME ONE OF YO FLOBBY ASS TUB O LARD LOOKIN PIECE O SHI DEAD MOTHA FUCKS MESSES WIT MY NIGGA ARCHIVES YO GOTTA GET SHOT YO ASS IN DA HEAD!!! YO FEEL ME SHUN?!?!? IM OCEY NIGGA YO FEEL ME?!?!? yO BETTA CHECK YOSELF

Local Mafia Boss MURICA WANTS TO ENSLAVE OUR BRAINS, DON THE TINFOIL HATS OF TRUTH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mscoree OCTAVIAN THE NEXT TIME YOU IMPROPERALLY PASTE INTO THE GAME....YO DIE

Local Mafia Boss What happened to the archives?

The old baby 2 lets liberate the sh*t out of america

Suddenly MSCOREE looks into the other room where IMP and OCTAVIAN are. On a desk lies a map of Germany, with sections belonging to IMP. MSCOREE can hardly believe it.

Mscoree What, Imp, what is this map? WHAT IS THIS?!?!?

The old baby 2 that was not an oxymoron

Imperium Guy huh?

Mscoree Watareisthiseven What is this map of Germany?

Local Mafia Boss I shall patriotically fly planes into New York in a blatant act of Patriotism!

Mscoree that's not...ah, ahhhh fu- fu- na fuuck nahhh that can't DAM<N NO FUCK NO YOU CANT WHAT?!?!? You're not the blue are you?

The old baby 2 i heard that snowden(the guy who leaked about the NSA stuff) was killed in a "car accident" CONINCIDENCe?

Local Mafia Boss What's wrong MURICA?

Mscoree ah no...no...Imp you were doing so well!! NOOOO Im so sorry Im so sorry Im so sorry!!!

The old baby 2 Imp WHAT DID YOU DO :O

Mscoree It was fun having you in the game.... [sigh]

Local Mafia Boss What are you going to do Mscoree…

The old baby 2 NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not IMP

Local Mafia Boss I'm scared...

Mscoree Nothing I CAN do... [Dramatic pause] it's out my hands now...it's in...YOUR hands! That's right! You the TV audience! Please send in your votes now

The old baby 2 we are all going to DIE [gets hit by a missile]

Local Mafia Boss Oh God we're all going to die [Face explodes]

Imperium Guy Huh? I'm still here?

Mscoree IMP!!!! NOoooo

The old baby 2 no you are not you aren't IMP

Mscoree WHY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO- AHJHHAHAHHENRJKGhfsd Imp NO

Local Mafia Boss The TV audience chose to kill me

Mscoree Imp you were doing so well We just conducted a CSTO vote and as Local said...

The old baby 2 _
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Mscoree But SERIOUSLY IN ALL SERIOUSNESS YOU- I'm sorry this is so sad YOU

The old baby 2 DONT SAY IT OR I WILL PRESS THE RED BUTTON

Mscoree okay fine In sign language: [Flaps hands] Got it? I just flashed ya the message

The old baby 2 Dont do it in sign language, or I WILL PRESS THE BLUE BUTTON

Local Mafia Boss What did IMP do?

The old baby 2 murdered charlie sheen

Local Mafia Boss I don't see anything wrong…

Mscoree Imp, I hope we learned a valuable lesson here today We all did You will forever be missed [Closes casket] [Plays sad music theme]

Local Mafia Boss That murdering Charlie sheen is good

Mscoree NO THis is serious damn it

Local Mafia Boss Commas are important That murdering Charlie Sheen, is good

The old baby 2 i didnt want to have to do this [hits the red button]

Mscoree Imp...Nahh- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [Song intensifies] [sobs] [Secretly rofls]

Local Mafia Boss He's not in the f*CKING casket

Mscoree HE'S...HE'S...HE'S...HE'S... A XOMBIE

[random intercom:World will explode in 5 minutes and it is all Imps fault]

Local Mafia Boss [song cuts abruptly] Damn it IMP

Mscoree [SUSPENSEFUL END OF SONG] [Plays action theme] We need to go...NOW

Local Mafia Boss It has already ended…

Mscoree Grab your go back...we need to go...now

The old baby 2 5 minutes later. EXPLOSION

Local Mafia Boss I was killed by TV audience

Mscoree Into spaceship!!

The old baby 2 well, we are all now worm meat

Local Mafia Boss They asploded my face

The world explodes, but luckily MSCOREE, LOCAL, and OLD BABY manage to get in a spaceship in time. They fall out of the damaged space craft and begin to drift off into space.

Mscoree [Suddenly a voice appears] "I can't let you do that Old Baby"

Local Mafia Boss Voices can appear?

The old baby 2 ikr

Mscoree As Old Baby floats into the abyss of space...

The old baby 2 yeah?

Mscoree The voice of HAL talks to him in his mind

Local Mafia Boss I thought they were invisible, because they are just sound…

The old baby 2 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Blows it up

The old baby 2 wHO IS HAL

Mscoree You wouldn't do that Old Baby, kill yourself... or anyone You don't even have the balls to begin with What you need is me, someone to talk to Uh, it's been a while since our last session So, tell me what's been going on

Local Mafia Boss Then Mscoree Asplodeded

The old baby 2 that

Local Mafia Boss It looks epic

The old baby 2 And you callin me a woman

With MSCOREE's dead body floating away, IMP appears out of space and floats up to LOCAL and OLD BABY. They are stunned to know that IMP is alive.

Imperium Guy oh my god

The old baby 2 OH HELLLL NO

Imperium Guy how did i get into a lunatic asylum?

The old baby 2 you were always there imp

Imperium Guy this is weird i read it all im a XOMBIE? what?

Local Mafia Boss The world exploded, IMP, NEVER LEAVE US. EVER

Suddenly MSCOREE's ghost appears to the three.

Mscoree Okay buyt serus SERUS GUYS Imp no We can't let you

Local Mafia Boss Serious

Mscoree We all just saw what could happen

Local Mafia Boss Not series Serus

Mscoree Okay Local, but serus now le'get serus

The old baby 2 Sorry i just blew up the vatican (and world) IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Local Mafia Boss Oh my God, that's worse than Serious, it is Serbia Serus

Local Mafia Boss Stupid FUCKING kindle

Mscoree But seriously Imp...leave Germany or the CSTO will declare war that's what I've been trying to say

Imperium Guy they are my allies they will back me?

Mscoree Were

Imperium Guy im in the organisation what do u mean were?

Local Mafia Boss I meant Serus, see what you did KINDLE, SEE WHAT YOU FUCKING DID

Mscoree Austria is more ally-y than you

Imperium Guy im not supporting scandinavia what do u mean?

The old baby 2 Woops i just blew up israel. It wasnt an accident this time

Imperium Guy i am helping austria

Local Mafia Boss eh

The old baby 2 i support sCANDINAVIA'

Mscoree Russia has plans to invade Scandinavia, with the CSTO. By being in Germany you are undermining the Germans, and therefore helping Scandinavia BEWARE Ive already said too much.... [poof]

MSCOREE's spirit disappears.

Local Mafia Boss !!!!!!!!

The old baby 2 C-S-T-O WHO DO WE APPRECIATE not them

Local Mafia Boss Falklands MURICA FTF For The Fail Bye

Suddenly OLD BABY gets surprisingly serious and flashes his FBI badge.

The old baby 2 NOT on my watch [shoots local] damn wrong person Imp, you will be FOREVER ALONE I SHALL NOT BE ASSOCIATED WITH THEM [kills himself]

IMP floods off into space, never to be seen again...

THE END