User blog:Mscoree/Zombies, Ghettos, and Party Rocking

Hi kids, my name is Mscoree. This is my blog where I will tell stories and stuff.

Recently I started a map game called Night of the Living Alternate History, and all this talk of zombies has got me thinking about my role play adventures. Here is an exert from one "ERMAHGERD ZERMBE RP: REBORN". Viewer discretion is advised.

CHAPTER Four

John is emo and in coma and everyone be waiting in the place. "Detriot is a war zone yo and we gotta survive" say J0n to his brothas. "Damn straight nigga" say Swagson. The group rolled up dat john guy into a rug and carry him away. They go to buy some shrooms. The group (and fucked up john) go to the club called Lik Mi. The place is full of fucked up gangsters. "We has to find the guy named 'Skeeter'. He sells the shrooms yo." say swagson. Yolo

Objectives: Find Skeeter, buy drugs, leave club

John: John wakes up and pulls out a pistol out of nowhere. He pops a cap in Skrill Cosby's ass, and pulls himself out of the rug.

J0n walks towards out the door looking for skeeter

"HOLY FUCK TARDS" SAY SOME GUYS. Everyone freaks the fuck out and some gangster strangles John. He falls unconsious as someguy goes to skrill's side. Its too late...Skrill dies. Everyone panics. Suddenly a flamboyantly gay pimp walks out...lets investigate

J0n not knowing John was strangled goes to take a dump in the restroom

Swagson walks toward the pimp guy...

"MAGIC BEANS BUTHOLE, BATMAN!" Yo players look likka need a good time" say da pimp guy. What do we say?

J0n walks out forgetting his hatchet and drugs on the toilet

John starts to wake up, he looks at teh pimp guy, and goes all anger management on him

John: "YO NIQQA WHERE DA DRUGS AT?"

J0n: "Shit My nigger they probably on teh toylets!"

J0n runs for his life

for the crack

A random black guy walks in bathroom and finds j0n's shit. HE grabs it and runs out high and fucking up shit...

[The crew first encounters Randon Guy]

Meanwhile at the pimp:

"YO FUCKER I BE THE OG. I BUILD BRIDGES OVER FUCKEN OCEANS. I've SMOKED fucken CRACK ROCKS FROM THE MOON" say pimp

crazy black guy who stole j0n's stuff runs out and slixes up a hooker. he runs away

J0n sees the black man, he see's his eyes blazed.

J0n: "Nigga dat crack is mine"

J0n walks closer to the Black man.

John found the cray cray black guy, and smacked his bitch up, then got the crack back for J0n cuz he has $wag

The crazy nigga starts swingin around shit, half dead. Blood runs down his face as he accidently slices open his testicles. "AJUHRKJAEHJ AWWWWW FUUUUCK FUCK!!"

J0n snorts all the crack and grabs the hatchet on the ground

The crazy black guys rolls arouhnd on the ground screaming and vomiting.

MEanwhile inside:

Swagsn say to the pimp:

Swagson: "ARE YOU SKEETER?!?!?"

"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah nigga"

Swagson: "okay..."

suddenly swagson realized he done no have any money

John: "Where we gon' get teh munny nyyiiqqqaaa?"

John asks, high as fuck.

J0n throws the hatchet at the black guy

J0n: " You know it's a sin to kill a mocking bird"

Swagson turns around as sees john stumbling back inside.

Swagson: "Yo john calm da fuck. Aint no body got time fo this." You got any cash on ya?"

Swagson: "Yo dawgg I'm sorry dogg lion dogg snoop snoop snoopity dogg dawg. I'm trippin' major ballsack, like, Lance Armstrong ballsack."

J0n pulls the hatchet out of the black man's head and walks back to Swagson.

J0n: "lets go, I just got 10 bucks from the black guys"

Swagson: "okay nice. John hasnt been trippin this much since he dressed up like a ballsack fo thanksgiving and got his ear stuck in his disk drive. So yolo..."

Swagson grabs the money and throws it at Skeeter.

"THANKS NIGGER. HERE IS SOME SHROOMS"

(+5 Shrooms)

Swagson: "kthankxbye"

John: "Yo snoooop Dawggggggggggggg Dogggg we gotta check Skrill Cosby, he probz has lots of munny'z on his bitch azz... #Y.O.L.O., #$WAG, #HYFR"

John said still tripping major ballsack.

J0n follows behind Swagson

Swagson: "Yo right!" say swagson. My nigger runs over to the corpse of skrill and start feeling him up. Some random fanboy punches swagson in the face

J0n muscle spazzes and punches the attacker

"yo dah fuck!" says some party goer. He smashes a beer bottle on j0n's head.

J0n falls to the ground and is bleedin tremendously a lot of blood J0n: "Son Of A Bitch"

SKEETER: "YO GET OUT NOW!"

SWagson pulls j0n out. Everyone leaves

[END OF CHATPER FOUR]

Furthermore I read a blog post the other day in which a particular user wrote asking what's the most crazy, YOLO-est, stupidest thing you've ever done at a party (see here: ). I'll just leave that chapter there as an example of a typical "Mscoree Party".