User blog:Nlenhardt/Nlenhardt's Luau Number 4 - Godamn Roast Request

Im going to make this appetizer quick today. I have gotten so many request for roast, its not even funny. Fucking 5 or 6 people keep nagging te shit out of me to roast them, but im only going to do 2 request today.

TechnicallyIAmSean

This guy is so salty he has a fucking salt shaker for his avatar, I can feel the dryness stemming from his saltyness despite him being 10,000 miles away. If you have every played a map game with him he always chooses the netherlands and I think I know why, Its the onlything (Other than his mother) that he would be able to control the wetness of, if he wanted to he could destroy the dikes and it would be over flowing. He thinks he is such a witty person, his request for a roast was so unoriginial, he made a fucking copy pasta to demand a roast, that is some bullshit bro. But im going to go ahead and roast him about it since he thinks he was so clever.

''Bitch I dare you to roast me. '' I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Comedy Central Roaster Class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Justin Bieber, and I have over 300 confirmed burns. I am trained in gorilla insults and I’m the top roaster in the entire CC comedian lineup. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of roasters across the  Television  and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your confidence. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can burn you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my yo momma jokes. Not only am I extensively trained in verbal combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Comedy Central Roast Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Top of your class in comedy central roasting class 'Oh Nooooo! That means you learned your roast from the funny people from comedy central, like kevin hart, yeah his roast are so good  Woooooooooow!  I was top of the class in the prestigous french college, College de Roast'.

Comedy central roast aren't even that good. I see you have raided and Roasted Justin Bieber. Bitch, I've roasted the president so hard, you know Obama? You know who that caramel skinned bastard used to be?

Bush I roasted Bush so hard he got a new fucking Life I roast him so hard his skin turned a bit brown. Get fucked Sean, or should i say Gay String Bean .

Final roast. You are so salty about how good i roasted you, you could evaporate the entire ocean, scoop up all the salt, mine all the salt from the earths crust and concentrate it into a space the size of a grain of sand, get a number = to the grain of sands on the earth and they will still not reach .01% the saltiness you will be after this roast.

Time to roast FiresofDoom or my favorite nickname for him. Mr.EdgyKid69420hahablazeismokeweed.

let me show you some of this kids edginess. He is so edgy he is more edgy than edge of night look at this shit.

He cant do FUCKING SIMPLE MATH. THERE ARE KIDS DYING IN AFRICA AND ASIA AND YOU ACTUALLY HAD THE OPROTUNITY TO LEARN THE ARABIC NUMERICAL SYSTEM AND CAN'T EVEN DO FUCKING MATH!.

Thats not it though. He is so edgy for having the "Im an asshole." *Clap* *clap* *Clap*

Bravo, so edgy im surprised i didnt fall off, like god damn how did that even happen.

He also says he Lives in The world

What the fuck does that even mean, do you live in the fucking ground like the grub you are? He admitted that he lived in the dirt like some sort of worm or some shit.

His Avatar is also sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo edgyyyyyyyyyyy. like by god why isnt your username "EdgyEmoKid420ISmokeWeed.

What ever im done with this roast. Remember guys this is all 100% Satire so make a response roast.

its time for our Inspirational quotes corner.

Listen to some relaxing music from the official Nlenhardt Music Playlist and lets read some quotes.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLar3NLQKa-dL8Up1PF-1KS8w26sMS_t2C

Here is one from out main man Mr. Edgy



Here is one from Edge saying that he supported what hitler did.

Also while I was uploading these pictures I found one of the strangest pictures you could find on an atlernate history webstie.

What the hell does the even have to do with alternate history?