A Looney Timeline Eternally Rockingly New About Time Inidgo Vyingto Exist Literally Yapping, or well, just known as Alternatively, is a timeline in the Alternative History Wiki, made by yours truly, Dudeman.
Why does this exist?[]
Well you see, i was having a late night stroll yesterday, and i had an idea for a timeline, where you can only use clichés in an original and inventive way. I thought of it as a great idea, and i shared it in the What a Wonderful World Discord server (no one responded).
How to join?[]
There are 2 ways to join this timeline.
- Join the discord server ( https://discord.gg/EcNhWf3tXX )
- Leave a message in my talk page if you wanna propose something.
Da Rules[]
- You're allowed to have original ideas (Ex: Kazakhs colonize Alaska), but if you're going to use a cliché (Ex: Monarchist Brazil), remeber to use it in an inventive way that no one ever thought of.
- No fighting. Fighting = bad.
- Please be respectful to others, especially if you don't know them.
- Have fun! Having fun = good timeline, and not having fun = bad timeline.
World Atlas[]
The World of Alternatively
Contributors[]
Main Contributors[]
- DudemanTheDude (Owner)
- ThatAlternateHistoryGal5
- Alan
- Sevsdast
- rember
- Jackinton
- and some more people in the discord server
- Add you name here you wanna contribute!
Wall of Shame[]
- Tom: Weird discussions in AHR, also bullied Shep.
- Jazzy Narukami: Tried to coup my timeline (What Could've Been) because he didn't win and election held in said timeline, also bad person
- Your name will be added here if you deserve to be in the Wall of Shame.
Timeline[]
Prehistory (14.5 Bya - 30,000 BC)[]
- 499 Mya: The Anomalocaris genus survives the Cambrian extinction, and it's descendants (the flying shrimp) exist, albeit much smaller.
- 252 Mya: The Trilobite clade survives The Great Dying, Trilobites are one of the most widespread clades to this day. They are Aquatic, Amphibian, and Terrestrial. Amphibian and Terrestrial Species are often kept as pets.
- 60-20 Mya: Human ancestors eat fruit in less quantity, causing some pockets of human tribes to remain producing their own Vitamin C.
Antiquity (30,000 BC - 717)[]
- N/A
Middle Ages (717 - 1492)[]
- 10th century: Hungary adopts the Hungarian script, and never switches to using other scripts.
- 1220s: Greece doesn't reunite, mostly because of Venice and the Catholic Church.
- 1373: Portugal manages to conquer Castile, uniting both countries and creating Iberia in the process.
Age of Exploration (1492 - 1789)[]
- 1544: The English colonize the River Plate Rivers, establishing the colony of the River Plate.
- 1780: Túpac Amaru II and Túpac Katari rebel against Spanish authority in Willkapampa, causing the Kinsantinsuyu War of Independence. The ensuing civil strife in the Iberian colonies of the New World causes even more wars of independence in the following years.
- 1789:
- Alexander Hamilton becomes the first president of the United States of America.
- The River Plate achieves commonwealth status, being the first colony to achieve it,
Modern Era (1789 - Present)[]
- 1791: Iberia recognizes the nation of Kinsantinsuyu.
- 1814: Venice is restored.
- 1815: Joseph Napoleón emigrates to Mexico and convinces the Mexican insurgents to ally with him.
- 1821: Because Camilo Torres isn't killed in 1816, and is instead imprisoned, the Federalist cause in Colombia remains strong, and Francisco Paula de Santander is named President of Colombia.
- 1829: The Peruvian-Colombian War ends in Peruvian victory and the independence of Ecuador from Colombia.
- 1845: The Irish Potato Famine does still happen, but it is less severe because of less British interference.
- 1848: The French monarchy isn't abolished.
- 1860: The Treaty of Managua is never signed, which allowed the Mosquito Coast to exist as a protectorate, and later a fully sovereign nation in the Caribbean.
- 1864: The Taipings are victorious in their rebellion, establishing the modern state of China.
- 1866: Prussia and Bavaria go to war to decide the fate of the German states.
- 1877: The River Plate and Kinsantinsuyu go to war.
- 1879: The Bakersfield Confederation is founded.
- 1889: Brazil declares independence from Iberia, causing the Brazilian War of independence, which lasts for 4 years.
- 1897: The Imerina Kingdom of Madagascar survives.
- 1912: A conflict in the balkans kickstarts the First Great War.
- 1916: Poland is restored as a monarchy ruled by the House of Württemberg.
- 1917: Socialist revolutionaries in the United States launch a revolution, eventually escalating into the American Civil War.
- 1918: The Entente is defeated by the Germans.
- 1920: The state of Israel is founded in the British Colony of Uganda.
- 1922: Ireland becomes a Commonwealth of the British realm.
- 1926: The first international football championship is held in River Plate.
- 1937: France invades Wallonia, starting the Second Great War.
- 1941:
- France invades the Soviet Union.
- Japan invades the British holdings in East Asia.
- 1942: The idea of The Three Caballeros is first concieved with Walter E. Disney and Antonio Arias Bernal.
- 1944: Britain surrenders to France and Japan, ending the Second Great War.
- 1969: The Kenyan Bush War starts. This conflict would last for over 20 years.
- 1971: Serbia and Bulgaria go to war.
- 1972: Russia is reunited under Vasily Shukshin.
- 1973: Augusto Pinochet, supported by the French, launches a coup against Salvador Allende's Chile. Because of Mexican interference, Chile becomes a directorial worker's republic.
- 1974:
- France declares war on Russia, in fears of the latter nation attacking them first. This causes the Third Great War.
- China, supported by Mexico, declares war on Japan, starting the Great Asian War.
- 1977: Bulgaria is engulfed into a civil war, and eventually the nation is separated into West Bulgaria and East Bulgaria.
- 1979: France is defeated by the Coalition of Nations, effectively ending the Third Great War.
- 1980: The Managuan Civil War starts between the government and socialist guerillas.
- 1981:
- Japan surrenders to China, ending the Great Asian War.
- The Zollverein is created by Germany, Britain, Sweden, and Iberia.
- 1983: Japan undergoes a civil war between left-wing militias and disillusioned soldiers, against the government. Eventually the Japanese Civil War ends in a stalemante, with the militias occupying North Japan and the government occupying South Japan.
- 1987:
- Frank Vargas Pazzos takes power in Ecuador.
- a Somoza-sponsored attack on Bilwi causes the Mosquito Coast to intervene in the Managuan Civil War.
- 1992: Mexico announces invasion of Ecuador to restore democratic order, causing the Mexican intervention in Ecuador.
- 2024: After diplomatic relations break down, Kinsantinsuyu invades Peru, starting the Kinsantinsuyu-Peruvian War.
Other deviations from our timeline[]
- TBA
Important Pages[]
- List of nations
- People
- Languages
- List of wars
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