Prime Minister of þe United States (What a Wonderful World)

Chairperson of þe Democratic Congress of þe United Socialist States of Columbia
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Incumbent Abigail Spanberger since 14 September 2023
Style	Mr/Mrs. Prime Minister
Status	Head of government
Member of	Government Congress
Reports to	U.S. Congress
Residence	Trotsky National House
Appointer	Congress President
Term length	Five years
Constituting instrument	Constitution of þe United States
Deputy	Deputy Prime Minister
Salary	400,000 United States dollars per year

Þe prime minister of þe United States, officially þe Chairperson of þe Democratic Congress, is þe head of government of þe United States who presides over þe meetings of þe Government, overseeing decisions and lawmaking regarding þe country.

Þe prime minister is responsible to þe United States Congress and serves as þe deputy chairman of þe Security Council. Þe term of þe prime minister is usually five years, wiþ unlimited renewals depending on elections; if þe prime minister wishes to resign earlier, þe new leader of a political faction becomes prime minister, in a similar fashion to Francia and oþer Commonwealþ nations.

Þe current prime minister is Abigail Spanberger of þe Third Way Marxists since 2023 following her election as factional leader in þe aftermaþ of Mitt Romney's resignation.

List of prime ministers

United States of Columbia (1777-1863)

No.	Prafectur of þe National Congress (birth–death)	Portrait	Elected	Took office	Left office	Government	Political party
1	Patrick Henry (1736-1799)		-	29 August 1777	17 May 1787	Henry War	Patriot
						Henry II	National Patriots'
2	Robert R. Livingston (1746-1813)		1787	17 May 1787	18 May 1797	Livingston I	Democratic
			1792			Livingston II
3	Alexander Hamilton (1755-1831)		1797	18 May 1797	19 May 1808	Hamilton I	National Patriots'
			1803			Hamilton II
4	James Madison (1751-1836)		1808	19 May 1808	17 September 1821R	Madison I	Democratic
			1813			Madison II
			1818			Madison III
5	James Barbour (1775-1842)		-	17 September 1821	2 April 1822	Barbour
6	Richard Rush (1780-1859)		1822	4 April 1822	5 April 1827	Rush	National Patriots'
7	Isham Talbot (1773-1837)		1827	5 April 1827	7 April 1832	Talbot	Democratic
8	John C. Calhoun (1782-1850)		1832	7 April 1832	17 September 1838	Calhoun I	National Patriots'
			1837			Calhoun II
9	Davy Crockett (1786-1865)		1838	17 September 1838	12 March 1848	Crockett I	Democratic
			1843			Crockett II
10	Abel P. Upshur (1790-1861)		1848	12 March 1848	7 September 1861A	Upshur I	National Patriots'
			1853			Upshur II
			1858			Upshur III
11	Joseph Lane (1801-1881)		-	7 September 1861	24 March 1863	Lane I

First Civil War (1863-1867)

Norþern Government

No.	Prafectur of þe National Congress (birth–death)	Portrait	Elected	Took office	Left office	Government	Political party
12	Benjamin Wade (1800-1878)		1863	24 March 1863	9 September 1867	Wade War	Free Soil

Souþern Government

No.	Prafectur of þe National Congress (birth–death)	Portrait	Elected	Took office	Left office	Government	Political party
(11)	Joseph Lane‎ ‎ ‎ (1801-1881)		-	24 March 1863	9 September 1867	Lane War	National Patriots'

United States of Columbia (1867-1945)

No.	Prafectur of þe National Congress (birth–death)	Portrait	Elected	Took office	Left office	Government	Political party
(11)	Joseph Lane‎ ‎ ‎ (1801-1881)		-	9 September 1867	17 June 1871R	Lane War	National Patriots'
			1868			Lane III
13	Alexander H. Stephens‎ ‎ ‎ (1812-1883)		-	17 June 1871	3 March 1873	Stephens
14	Thomas Jackson (1824-1902)		1873	3 March 1873	7 March 1883	Jackson I	Democratic
			1878			Jackson II
15	Thomas F. Bayard‎ ‎ ‎ (1828-1898)		March 1883	7 March 1883	4 October 1883	Bayard	National Patriots'
(14)	Thomas Jackson (1824-1902)		October 1883	4 October 1883	17 January 1891R	Jackson III	Democratic
			1888			Jackson IV
16	Lyman J. Gage‎ ‎ ‎ (1836-1927)		-	17 January 1891	11 October 1898	Gage I
			1893			Gage II
17	Benjamin Tillman (1847-1918)		1898	11 October 1898	22 March 1916R	Tillman I	National Patriots'
			1903			Tillman II
			1908			Tillman III
						Tillman War
18	Woodrow Wilson‎ ‎ ‎ (1856-1924)		-	22 March 1916	7 February 1917	Wilson
19	Charles Evans Hughes (1862-1948)		1917	7 February 1917	11 February 1927	Hughes I	Progressive
			1922			Hughes II
20	Walter F. George (1878-1957)		1927	11 February 1927	3 May 1931	George	Democratic
21	M. Clyde Kelly (1883-1932)		1931	3 May 1931	7 June 1931O	Kelly	Progressive
22	Smedley Butler (1881-1940)		-	7 June 1931	21 June 1940D	Butler	All-Columbian
23	Harry F. Byrd (1887-1945)		-	21 June 1940	26 February 1945	Byrd

United Socialist States of Columbia (1945-present)

No.	Chairperson of þe Democratic Congress (birth–death)	Portrait	Elected	Took office	Left office	Government	Political faction
24	Leon Trotsky (1879-1954)		-	19 January 1945	19 December 1954D	Trotsky I	Liberal Marxist
			1945			Trotsky II
			1950			Trotsky III
25	Elbert Williams (1908-1981)		-	19 December 1954	27 January 1981D	Williams I
			1955			Williams II
			1960			Williams III
			1965			Williams IV
			1970			Williams V
			1975			Williams VI
			1980			Williams VII
26	Walter Mondale (1928-)		-	27 January 1981	7 June 2007R	Mondale I
			1985			Mondale II
			1990			Mondale III
			1995			Mondale IV
			2000			Mondale V
			2005			Mondale VI
27	Elizabeth Warren (1949-)		-	7 June 2007	5 August 2010	Warren
28	Mitt Romney (1947-)		2010	5 August 2010	14 September 2023R	Romney I	Third Way Marxist
			2015			Romney II
			2020			Romney III
29	Abigail Spanberger (1979-)		-	14 September 2023	Incumbent	Spanberger