Greetings! I am False Dmitri, an administrator on this wiki. Sit down and have a chat, or enjoy some Old Stories.
|Aliases||A lot of people call me Ben, which approximates my real name and former username. I'll also answer to Dmitri or FD. I use versions of that name on Discord, Reddit and elsewhere.|
|Rank and title||Baron of the Lieutenancy of the TSPTF|
|Status||Currently active after several wiki retirements.|
|Languages||Hablo español, und ich spreche ein bisschen deutsch. Disco linguam latinam sed non bene loquor.|
|Elsewhere on the Internet||I'm a member of Ill Bethisad, the project that helped spawn this wiki. I also participate in AH.com. Some of my projects, especially the Parra language and a country called the ASB, can be found at my personal site, bkarnell.tk.|
|OTL positions||I'm a practicing Lutheran. On the Political Compass I'm near the middle of the Green Square. Philosophically I think I'm a skeptic in the Ciceronian sense; I acknowledge the merits of many different viewpoints. Let's all keep learning about the different sides of that elephant.|
|Likes||History, languages, flags, cultures, philosophy, travel, liberty, equality, fraternity|
|Dislikes||People who say "coronated" instead of "crowned"|
|Very Prestigious Distinctions|| TSPTF; map; map; Pacific bureau chief; |
Ben has been honored for his efforts to fight redundancy by the Anti-Redundancy Department of Anti-Redundancy with the Prestigious Award of Prestige for his efforts to fight redundancy everywhere.
If I'm ever gone again for, let's say, three months, all of my contributions can be considered Open for Adoption, except for Ethelred. Please don't touch Ethelred. But have at it with everything else. No need to even ask. That includes anything on my Ideas page and the 1983DD pages - just be sure to submit those as Proposals in the proper fashion. Also note that ASB-PIC is a tiny part of a much larger project that mostly unfolds on AH.com, so you should to try to contact me if you add anything to it.
- Ethelred the Pious: My longest solo timeline
- ASB-PIC: Content related to my long-running alt world project
- Pragfreden: A short sketch
- Restitutor: Another sketch
- Some stray ideas
Most of these are tiny islands, make of that what you will.
|Oceania||Oceanic Organisation • Hawaii • Ogasawara • Belau • Samoa • Micronesia • Maldives, Niue, Tuvalu (with GOPZACK) • Cocos Islands • APA (with a lot of people)|
|Central America||Costa Rica • Nicoya • Panama • Darién • Panama Canal Zone • East Panama • West Panama • Panamanian Federation • CARICOM (map)|
|North America||Yukon • Alaska (map) • NAU (flag) • Cimarron (with CheesyCheese) • Keene (with Zackshine) • Pelee • Verdigris (with Bfoxius and Scarlet Outlaw) • DD by state (helped with some)|
|Europe-Med||Luxembourg (with ShutUpNavi) • Åland (with Realismadder) • Seborga (with Mal3ssio97)|
Belarus (flag) • Greece, Egypt, Kemet, Cyrenaica, Tripolitania (reviews and rewrites)
|Africa and the Atlantic||Tristan da Cunha • Ambô • Bioko • São Tomé and Príncipe • Dominion of S. Africa, South West Africa, Namibia, Rep. Cape (reviews and rewrites) • Good Hope|
|Other||History of ideas • Nuclear power • Current Monarchs • Geopolitics (with a lot of people) • Andrew Windsor • William V|
Other group projects
- Iceland in "Hitler is an American" storyline
- Punjab and Xhosa in the no-holds-barred world of Puget Sound-1
I've shared my thoughts on map games. Nevertheless, I've been involved on the fringes. I help maintain the Map Games portal page. I once signed up for Atlantic Islands but never participated. More recently I joined SNO as the uncontacted Sentinelese in a joke that got out of hand.
Meta and adminny contributions
- On This Day
- 2020 Stirling Awards
- 2021 Stirling Awards
- 2022 Multiverse Awards
- How to make articles
- Conventions in use in this wiki cleanup
- Country code top-level domain