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"Here shall be a list of the numerous quotes of known wikia users. I hope I'm not offending anyone with this, but I thought it'd be a fun idea to write down all the hilarious things some of the people here accidently or just by being oct, wrote. If you do feel offended by this, feel free to contact me and I'll remove it. And to anyone who has more quotes to share, feel free to add them.

Note: I've noticed that some users (Spar) put up several quotes from the same person in a row, without mentioning the user name every time. The username MUST be mentioned (and it should link to the user's user page) unless the poster thinks the author of the quote ought to remain anonymous.

Also, here's the official quote format

"Quote" - Username (additional text)

Please follow the format or the following might happen:

  1. I will personally change the format of the quote.
Quote records
By number
Saturn120 Eric4e Scarlet Outlaw SkyGreen24 Octivian Marcus JoshTheRoman
12 11 9 8 6 6
By hillariousness
1. "Its a shame my sister broke my dick; i wanted to use it again before its old." - Saturn120
2. "GUNS NIGGER PLEASE"  - Anonymous
3. "i don't even like shit coming out of my ass" - Feudalplague

Do not add any overly offensive quotes. 

  • "Cogitavi."/"I thought." - Scarlet Outlaw
  • "LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT REX NOW WEARS A DONKEY AS A HAT! SHAAAME!" - Mscoree, when asked about Reximus55 in chat.
  • "I thought I was popwerful enought" Scarlet Outlaw
  • "got suspended yesterday for playing baseball in mexiccan clas" - Octivian Marius
  • "Bfox shit the fuck up" - The Royal Tank
  • "Geg u lat" - Octivian Marius
  • "Why dobt u just explode urselr guns"Ratc3333
  • "Bah" - whenever Monster Pumpkin dismisses something
  • "i know a few mexican words" - Octivian Marius
  • "you must know the number one rule of the wiki. Im fucking awesome" when Toby2 first met BattleStriker99, who later turned out to be Ratc3333
  • "I would highly suggest choosing a different nation in PMIII. There are already a ton of people in Italy and it's going to be a bloodbath. Unless you want a really short tenure in Italy, I'd advise choosing a non-Italian nation." - CrimsonAssassin, discussing the game with fellow Italian nations. 
  • "That would be sikh." -SkyGreen24 In response to Toby2 suggesting the Mughal Empire should be sikhist.
  • "The Safavid dynasty is the shi'ite!" -Toby2 while previously stating that SkyGreen24 is not the only one who can make puns.
  • "Everybody do the SCRAW!" -IATG
  • "This is the Mod Page, not Detroit." - Mscoree
  • "You already own those, dont invade your own nation." - SwankyJ on the Ancient Mediterranean map game, turn of 250 BC.
  • "He PMed me one time, he sounds bipolar." -Kiwi884 whilst stating her opinion about a wikia user who shan't be named for the sake of peace and sanity, (but not in the name of the Doctor).
  • "You bet my sweet chocolate behind it is." -Vivaporius in response to his own question "And is this a longa** defense?"
  • "it's incroatian sat, not spainish" -Sky's response to Saturn's question of a Croatian article.
  • "He's like Ms, but more rude and less useful."-Sky during a discussion with Andy about an user who will stay anonymous
  • "i don't even like shit coming out of my ass" - Feudalplague, on the topic of his sexuality.
  • "Damn non-English "letters", and by "letters," I mean they take a legit Latin letter and add a random scribble above it." --Bfox complaining about umlauts.
  • "when I do not understand something I try and sound like I do understand it" -Scarlet Outlaw in response to SwankyJ telling him he sounds idiotic the majority of the time.
  • "not map games, but Ratc Games." - Saturn120 when talking about a banned users unstated map games.
  • "Not interested in Brass myself, but surely someone is worthy and would do it." - Our very own Supreme Chancellor of the Nemit Masi quoted here, denouncing his interest in becoming Brass just three months before he became Brass.
  • "Crim Sat on Cookie, and that's how Cookie became damaged." --UglyTurtle adding Saturn120's, Crim's, and Cookie's usernames into one sentence.
  • ":V" -- Sine dei Gloriem , very frequently.
  • "Also I have a penis, it never would have worked out" - Mscoree in reflection of Spartian's attempted sexual advances. 
  • "I collect the pretty little things. They are so cool. Penises, I have a room full of them." - Spartian300 during his cyber-spree.
  • "Okay, cool." -- CookieDamage , a reply to an answer that is not as pleasing but not as disappointing as he expected. More of a neutral reply.
  • "I CARVE PUMPKINS FOR HALLOWEEN, EVEN MONSTER ONES" Pita addressing MP when he interrupted a conversation with him and Mitro.
  • "how colombia is more left than ny" - Scarlet Outlaw
  • "More beefy men" - One of Josh's arguments because of which, according to him, rugby is better than american football.
  • "I came up with a mode for the whole thing to work without penis horror"- Vivaporius
  • "Blocky, if you do the have sex on chat one more"- Eric4e
  • "that bunny wants to get my gibblets, but he can't have them!"- MP when quoting a popular horror video game.
  • "I won't ivade Saudi arbia becuse I'm not dumb"-Trevor
  • "Its a shame my sister broke my dick; i wanted to use it again before its old." - Saturn120 when talking about his broken EUIV disk.
  • "Do this again, see not Sex on this Art!" - Eric4e, when talking about his Wreck it Ralph porn in chat.
  • "U seem to NOT BE ACTIVE can i adopt 1983:doomsday." Oct,  when asking the clearly inactive creator of 1983: Doomsday if he can adopt the whole timeline.
  • "r u gay lololol" - A common rallying call against the user Guns.
  • "GUNS NIGGER PLEASE" - An anonymous user who joined the chat and uttered this phrase, before immediately leaving.
  • "RARTC RATC TFRTAC ITS RATC" - Ratcolor dramatizing Saturn120's overreaction upon meeting him.
  • "I can't watch a jpg" - Mscoree explaining to Eric4e that you cannot obtain an entire movie through jpg format.
  • "It may be dark, but it's only a matter of time until all cronies kill themself" - Anonymous user after the End PM3 hiatus.
  • "Yeah I wish those Slavs would just kill each other... oh wait..." - LightningLynx89 during a discussion on how Slavs ruin everything.
  • "Whata da fucka" - Eric trying to curse in Italian, failing miserably.
  • "But Wreck It Ralph is reallity" Eric explaining why he should add Wreck It Ralph-inspired nations on Zeitgeist.
  • "I im expert speaks English"Eric trying to defend his (lack of) ability to speak proper English, after having used Google Translate for a whole conversation.
  • "WHAT GONGING YOU TO DO?" - Eric trying to uhh... something.
  • "I not uses Google Translate" - Eric while attempting to defend his english "skills".
  • "The wiki didn't make the star, the star made the wiki" - SkyGreen24 commenting the fact that Mscoree used a star image on NotLAH's main page.
  • "Anyway, while Viva measures his dick with strawpolls, let's work on the ISIS game" - Tr0llis after being annoyed by Vivaporius insisting on strawpolls.
  • "ha" [x300] - Rallying call in response to Mscoree making the best pun ever spoken, which was started by Upvoteanthology.
  • "I shall play some kick-a-mole" Toby when multiple users started spamming "ha"
  • "oh god, the ralph is gonna wreck it part" - MP after Ms linked a slightly horrific picture off wiki relating to users opinions of Eric.
  • 'NO I WANT JAPAN AND PLAY IT - Eric4e, after being told he can't play as Japan in a map game
  • I NOT GONKING A PERMABAN - Eric4e, after being reported to the TSPTF
  • "i want to be remembered by my stone cold bitch attitude and amazing sense of glamour and finesse" - Cookie
  • "Tumblr has good porn; I mean really good porn" - JoshTheRoman
  • "dat rainforest is as thick as a black girl's booty yo" - SkyGreen24 when talking about the density of the rainforest between Panama and Columbia.
  • honeslty cronies are loyal. i. am not." - CookieDamage
  • "So i have never played any nations in PMIII before, i must play any nation in PMIII to get more map games badges." - Eric4e
  • "I not hunting for badges now." - Eric4e, when told badge hunting may result in a ban.
  • "But not as powerful as the fucking AK-47"-TechnicallyIAmSean, after Vivaporious stated that the pen and paper were powerful
  • "well istill hate america as one of the countries on my list of ated countires in the world" -Scar, when talking about his native nation, The United States of America.
  • "ace I am an elf captian not a boy" - Scar, when referred to as male.
  • "sat i you are killing chrisy=tians you are a christian" - Scar , when complaining about Sat killing Christians as Japan.
  • "I really don't need my dick to be online" - Sky talking about genetic implants with Ace.
  • "Go ahead and suppress; never fix" - Tr0llis after a half-dozen of bans and kickings within two hours. He would be kicked a few seconds after.
  • "I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THREATENED BY JIHADISTS ON A WIKIA" - Sky while disscussing about a joint timeline with Josh.
  • I am a master of military strategy, and know all about supply lines, tactics, etc. - Spartian300 claiming to be a military genius, even though he's been destroyed a lot of times.
  • "But I like it Backwards" - Upvoteanthology
  • "got add some curves to that bitch" - LightningLynx89 to Edgeofnight about his rough draft map
  • "I know how you like curves LL" - Edgeofnight in response to LightningLynx89's"criticism"
  • "Lions look buff when having the sex. Shit. Even the lioness." - JoshTheRoman after returning from Reddit
  • "Man when I worked at a gummy bear factory to get money for college I wrote a whole story in my head. Worst summer of my life, I thought it would be a warehouse job; nope fuck me stuck in the sorting room for 12 hours a day. When you stand around for 12 hours you have to entertain yourself or you might go insane, either that or you purposefully vomit or sneeze on the conveyor line. Where they have to stop work to desanitize the whole sorting area. I can see how that'd be funny. It is funny looking at it from your perspective, but from mine I... felt like shooting my own dick off. Oh yeah I purposefully gave myself a bloody nose to stop production. Yep... well not really. I forgot to clip my fingernails, and apparently I got a good fucking angle on the skin and sliced it right open." - Sad Tale of LightningLynx89 and the Gummy Bear Factory
  • "Forgot to add the bloody period." - Ace009 after a grammar error on chat.
  • "Screw, you here?" - Sat accidentally typing Scraws name on chat while trying to contact him.
  • "Alright, since I got my DP over with, I'm going to bed" - Sat misusing the acronym for "Diversa Pars" while talking about his turn before going to sleep.
  • "And then when Putin over! Tackle the Obama!" - Stalin 2, a user from the Russian Altermate History wiki, talking about his political interests with Dae.
  • "Anyone know what date AvA Erection is starting?" - Sat asking for when AvA is starting, but then autocorrect changed what he said.
  • "It's the game of thrones; You either win, or die... Or something." - SkyGreen24
  • i like the stealers in american football - Scarlet Outlaw
  • "Gaius Marius is sexy in my avatar" - JoshTheRoman
  • "her and her dried up pussy" -LightingLynx89 talking about I have no idea.
  • what i can play for god and satan to die everyday -Scar when justifying his interest in Satanism 
  • "I never knew the Romans had slaves that dark. I thought the darkest they could get was Brown. some are dark dark. Like they came from Nigeria or something." JoshTheRoman
  • "r u geg lololol" - A parody of a popular chat saying.
  • "Saturn120 shits up, Ah crap" -Saturn responding to MP's command to shut up, making a typo and reacting to it.
  • "I rubbed his dick against my bomb vest and moaned" - Toby2 when speaking about making 72 Shades of Yemen
  • "Your on weed again. Calm yourself" - Sat learning how to inject marijuanas.
  • "Nah. They lost their virginity. They are useless to me." -Saturn120
  • "Ms has to be a girl, no male can be that manipulative" - A TSPTF member
  • "If they have to remove my left testicle, I will send it to your place of residence if you don't shut up. - GBUSA
  • "ive sucked a few dicks before, ill admit but im not fag" - Nlenhardt, in response to Bfoxius
  • "I'm a Nazi?" - Saturn120, upon learning his politics align with a certain Austrian Corporal via an online test.
  • "if canada were a country i would fuck it or something. It mighta been fantasy of mine." - Nlenhardt on Canada
  • "Swagger! Swagger! SWAGGER!" - Spar upon getting a new avatar.
  • "Yeah that's when you know it's good Spar when you ram a girl through the wall" - LL upon learning that an obese man rammed his girlfriends head through a wall during sex.
  • "Though seriously, thank god there's gonna be no shitstorms [anymore]" - anonymous member of chat when Ms was banned.
  • "we've gone from writing DD to discussing shoving estrogen up our butts" - Bfox on the chat
  • "I don't think most of DD would look anything like it does now without the widespread use of anal estrogen" - Benkarnell on the natural progression of the wiki
  • "anything free sucks" - Spar on free things
  • "Gimme a sex" - Saturn 120, haunted by autocorrect yet again
  • "I never got into DP, the concept was just a bit too odd" - Monster Pumpkin
  • "democracy is the worst form of government, except all the others" - Bfoxius
  • "Because last time I went to the doctor, he was like, "You have, like, twelve brain tumors. Were you near a nuclear reactor or near Sarah Palin or something?" And I'm like, "No, I read Solar Wars" And the doctor is like, "Oh, I have a brain tumor now" - CrimsonAssassin
  • "becayse the birth place is always located near the shit hole" - Indianasean when comparing Africa the birthplace of humanity to the human body.
  • "chloroform doesnt care how you swing" - SkyGreen24
  • "SOMEONE USES THEIR PHONE TO ACCESS THE INTERNET?!" - Supergamer is behind the times.
  • "Fuck children" - CrimsonAssassin
  • "Yeah. I hate the smooth. I like it rough." - Upvote about maps, or so we think
  • "Oh noes, the leperchaun is mad" - Dream after calling Spar's parents baby boomers
  • "see? you've made me mad enough to mispell" - MP to Spar and Dream while they were having a flame war, unaware that there is a spelling error in that sentence.
  • "Will i murdered a minority in my nation so what?" -Scarlet Outlaw
  • "Because burning things is so funny." - Ace009
  • "What do you think I used to tie down your mother?" - Spar to Nlen on Ms's penis
  • "Nothing, my mother died before I was born" - And Nlen saves it
  • "Peace Viva" -KawaiiKame
  • "viva is not peace, viva is war, the worst of wars, viva... viva never changes war isn't hell hell is hell and war is viva, tell me, who suffers in hell? those who did wrong and committed sin who suffers in viva? all players .the innocent the npc the allies the enemies viva is a thousand times worse than hell because he is asb as fuck and pulls some bullshit out of his ass to believe it. {If} I pulled the same bullshit out of my ass people would poke holes and mutter about how stupid it was when viva did it people kept their tongues or said their minds but were quickly silenced by the thought police" -Scrawland Scribblescratch 6/26/15 at circa 19:04 PDT in reply to KawaiiKame.
  • "PM3 is a ladder. Many who try to shitstorm are banned and will never get to try again. The ban breaks them. And some are given a chance to invade their neighbor, they cling to the algo or the mods or spam. Only the game is real. The shitstorm is all there is." - Fritzmet, describing World War One in PM3
  • "If we lived in Oceania, I would have reported at least five of you to the thought police." - Spar
  • "Most Christian churches accept Christianity" -Dreamcaster1
  • "i am done here bush is shit and lets rape bush" - Scar
  • "gentlemen we have lost this poor wayword soul troops prepare your rifles murder the poor bastard brony" - Nk on Spar being a brony
  • "A United west coast sounds orgasmic" - TechnicallyIAmSean, talking about playing as California in | this map game on MGW
  • "I am murican but english is hard" - Legendaree
  • "Victory at Gettsyburg you dumbfeck shit ass whore cocksucking racoon licking Negro hating hillbilly" - Spar insulting UR
  • "who is romania" - Scar after he was compared to Romania
  • "spar why i know what romania looks like" - Scar after being told to google Romania
  • "you failed the tits" - Fires(in my defense, UR said it first)
  • "I need a good airsex logo" - WILD
  • "Rimp the Great, lived till the age of 200 and fucked over 5000 girls in one night. What a great hero." - Sith
  • "I feel like I just accidentally bought a copy of Mein Kampf in front of a German" - Spar, after learning a user he called Russian was really Ukrainian
  • "Glory To Ukraine! Death To Europe!" - Лобачевский (mentioned above)
  • "If you do not know, Ukrainians are at war with Europe." - Лобачевский
  • "NATO and Europe invaded Ukraine!" - Лобачевский
  • "I am Ukrainian, I'm at war with NATO for independence." - Лобачевский
  • "When Ukraine will become a democratic, Europe will die." - Лобачевский
  • "Europe and Russia are the enemies of Ukraine." - Лобачевский
  • "I am an agent of the SBU." - Лобачевски
  • "nigga fuck Kansas" - UR on Kansas City, Missouri
  • ''I'd say he is an amateur pornographer'' - Candies regarding LL
  • "The only place that doesn't have porn or sex is the church, oh wait..." - Sat answering to Candies' problem with porn.
  • "Even an SS soldier pees his pants when he sees this gay." - IstocnoSarajevo being haunted by Sat's buddy, auto-correcture.
  • "A SMILEY FACE DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING" - Candies responding to UR's smiley face in chat
  • "O fuck you mexico"  -Donald "United Republic" Drumpf
  • "THERES NO FUCKING THING CALLED A RAJDOM" - Rimp educating Anglo-Americans
  • "bandon why you a hre state in MdM. you want your ass raped brandon" - Scarlet Outlaw threatening Bandon23, in regards to Bandons choice of nation in MdM. 
  • "i squirt" -United Republic on sqrts (specifically the quadtratic formula)
  • "And it sounded like a dying high-pitched frog. No offense" ~ Candies, on Japanese people speaking english
  • "emos make great pets" ~ United Republic referring to "emus"
  • "Why are there 2 nazi ovaries" - United Republic countinues to be haunted by the horrors of auto correct.
  • "I like to suck dick for nickels in alleyways" ~ Sithlent, when told to say a random sentence.
  • "I love getting butt-fucked by 40-year-old virgins. Their dicks are really stiff and delicate, and penetrates great in my large ass" ~ When I told Sithlent to say another less inappropriate sentence.
  • "Shit. Shit. Shit. Horny people. Waiting for the right moment. For surprise pussy sex. All I could say is. Wont 2 maek baebis?" ~ Candies replying to Sithlent's whore-ish statements.
  • "The profile picture makes it painfully obvious. My shirt in the profile picture is made out of period blood." ~ Candies on her profile picture.
  • "Don't make me spread catholicism up your protestant ass, you puritan!" ~ WILDSTARKAORI the Converter
  • "canada is very unstable it's like afghanistan" ~United Republic during a discussion about said Canada. 
  • "now LESBIAN SPAR SEX *SPACE FUCK." ~ United Republic during a sexual rp.
  • "I'm not on this list" - Nate making a now false statement
  • "'just have enough sex, and you'll eventually get crabs' the sheer visual is fantastic" ~Nate, making the above quote even more false
  • "i've been told if you eat in front of people in arabia during ramadan, you will be called Kafir" ~ Nate
  • "you would think breasts would have more useful purposes like they would also make spider silk" ~ Josh
  • "miami is the capital of Turkey right?" ~ tech
  • "Ram@ could you tell me the chirstmas lotto numbers?" ~ Person talking to somebody who thinks hes from the future
  • "ohhh poop i thought you said Sakuya nvm * United Republic is a stoopid - UR, after confusing Saitama with some maid.
  • "Sat is offically black." - Sat trying to make a dramatic entry and misspelling "back"
  • "Considering that's an Asian cartoon, it's probably not a woman or she has tentacles hidden somewhere. I don't wanna go through THAT again." - GBUSA. I'm not sure what he went through, but I am sure I don't want to know
  • "OG GOD. JUST THING ABOUT A PENIS SABERSTAFF IS SO WRONG. ITS DOUBLE SIDED" - Wild
  • "sperm was considered life-forces in many tribes" -SkyGreen24 educating KawaiiKame on the Angu Tribe
  • "what he dais" - Feudal when replying to Nathan's comment regarding Savoy's possible survival into the 19th Century in Ninety-Five Theses. 
  • "Give me a sex" - Andreas.martonosy after apparently being asked who knows how many times to get in a document by Ace009 or help with Pax Romana with Josh. 
  • "how do you do the spacing thing with bullets" - Belial
  • "but i don't like it when i try helping people and i get a kike in the ace" - UR having a series of typos
  • "i was black when it happened" ~ WILD when everyone is talking about where they were when 9/11 happened
  • "Life is a map game
    and I'm Benin"
    FP
  • "Le pénis de noir est très beau et delicieux." - Candies, showing off her French (kiss) skills.
  • "maybe candies will get in a love triangle, nate x candies x person" - AM
  • "is the map a metaphor for a dick pic?" - Sky, after Muhpee asked if we wanted to see his map.
  • I'm a polyromantic libraaesthetic demigraysexual femme androgyne putintransobamakin - Sky
  • "Wow flying penis is cool thing that is what i want to have" - Kost
  • "*as lord of the universe I fuck wild to make a son*" - Scar
  • "fine have your dicks ready pissman" - UR
  • "Dear diary,today oct was correct. This is the end times. I can only assume that the dark one himself is preparing to cleanse the Earth. This may be my last entry." - Crim on Oct being right on Personal Unions in the 1400s.
  • "the only good city on the Northeast coast is Pennsylvania" - Josh
  • "israel is secretly run by jews" - Nate on conspiracy theories
  • "2002 is further away than 2002" - Josh
  • "You invaded yourself, and Ace helped" - Nate to Fires, after Fires realized he had gotten the name of the nation he was invading confused with an alternate name of his own.
  • "You know nothing Josh Snow"-Belial to Josh on account of his opinion of himself in PM3
  • "I have no idea why, but I had a dream that I was in a bar with my friends and fucking LG comes out of nowhere and starts yelling at one of them"' ~ Crim
  • "Josh Add what you want to add to the dic" - Octivian Marius
  • "Your somehow smarter than you" ~ Oct, trying to be
  • "could I be your left hand. you fap with your left hand right?" - Candies to Sky
  • "everyone sleeps with their moms at some point lol " - JoshTheRoman, discussing incest.
  • "And I fucked her like any other girl"- LightningLynx89 on the time he had sex with a trap.
  • "Yes!"- Ace009 on the time United Republic's penis got burned.
  • "fuck of mate" - Tullin on being called "Map"
  • "I am number one on this wiki" - EoGuy
  • "I just ate a big mac and a whopper...fuck the terrorists" - UR mourning 9/11
  • "@Orwell what is your motive? I will aid you mainly because this influencing stuff is taking forever but I want the Island of Rhode Island." - Reclaim talking about the well known Island called Rhode Island.
  • "Isn't that a skin disease" - Scraw after LL announced that Melanesia would be a superpower in his timeline
  • "No I'll tell you/A Terrorist rapes a goat/But I'm gonna be coming to rape you/fuk/that sounded weird/gotta hide it/oh gawd"-RexImperio during a disccusion with Edgeofnight about sexual preferences
  • "Andy suffers from delusions and/or hallucinations" -Sky on Andreas saying he can see spirits
  • "I have great things in store for the ngeridjerri/if I can ever spell their name" - Nate on PMIV (It's Ngarrindjeri).
  • "I have the shahada memorized in case terrorists try to kill me" - JoshTheRoman
  • "fucking carpetbagger doesn't even know the boroughs of queens" - Scraw, angered that Clinton couldn't remember the eight boroughs of queens
  • "Austria was the reason for everything bad that has happened since 1914."- JoshTheRoman
  • "why are we voting between these two people/what have we done/lord forgive us" JoshTheRoman on the 2016 US elections.
  • "I dont know, i support killing babies, but i dont like giving women choices" Toby2 on abortions
  • "I've never been in the army but I've been in someone who was in the army" CrimsonAssassin (literally) on the army
  • "*Nova is a transexual*,*Spreads Islam in nation*.It makes perfect sense." Vivaporius on Nova's PM4 China Turns.
  • I mean Fires you are the biggest waste of semen on this Earth- LL
  • "Crimea river and stop whining" - UR to Person on Vladimir Putin
  • "What happens if Alan Turning gets hit by a cock" - Oct confusing a car with male genitals.
  • "But........but..........radiation."' - Ace trying to argue against nuclear war.
  • "You play the caliphate, get accused of bias; play australia, get acccused of using drugs" — Nate
  • "Like I'm doing rn" - KK, after Fires announced he often watches porn on his phone
  • "The Queen is somethling like my 18th uncle removed" - Person on being accused of a member of British royalty. 
  • "Sparta, I know where you were going. no" - Toby2, after Sparta started to quote that which must never, ever, EVER be named. (It was My Immortal)
  • SIC! SEMPTER! TYRANNOSAURUS! -UR likes Dinosaurs
  • "Let me see your skyscraper" Steve said, unbuckling his lover's belt for him. "It's the tallest one I have" Jared said. "And there's only room for one tenant." The lovers' clothes fell to the ground in a rumpled mess, like the rollout of the AHCA. But that bill no longer divided them. Here, they were united in mind, soul, and quivering flesh. Here, together, they could finally be free from the mainstream media and their prying eyes. Jared was the only observer Steve needed. Bannon’s liver throbbed in excitement. “Jared, what are you doing?!” A stunned Ivanka opened the door they had foolishly forgotten to lock, as she dropped the tea tray she was holding like Nordstrom dropped her clothing line. “It’s okay,” said Steve, soothing a Jared too stunned to speak. “I’ve always loved a cuck.”-Kushner Bannon Fanfic by Althistory Vibes
  • "u say, 'damn Candy, it's tight'/I say, 'damn daddy, u right'/she says, 'teach me, nigga, teach me, I wanna get that high"~Candies, god help us all
  • "idk they just find islam to be a fond of islam" - Adolf Coffee
  • "I will never give up on Nightcore, TFOE wiki, and the fact its BCE and CE not BC and AD" - Prussian27, knowing the finer things in life. 
  • "Unlike most folks, not everyone is beholden to their sexual needs. Some of us actually have self-control."  -Viva
  • "how would scandinavia know about people getting killed on the frontier" -Robby the Redshirt
  • "let me check my incest calculations" -Josh, checking exactly how bad it would be to fuck his half sister
  • "I have dry humped a rock before" -Person on his sex life
  • "I'm sorry, I'm a Liberal, I support mercilessly slaughtering your children, with the guns we took from you, to make you submit to our communist dictatorship, where we will have Sharia law enforced by illegal Mexican immagrants. You need to respect my right to do this, or else you are a racist homophobe." - Falcon after Oct asked why abortion is a political issue.
  • "I identify as white." - Josh, wishing upon a star to be a white boi.
  • "On this server: Nate calls black people "territorial creatures"." - Scraw exposing Nate's racist ass.
  • "stop saying u-u like a goddamn homosexual Korean blogger" - Scraw exposing his own homophobic ass.
  • "Isreal has parts that speak Hebrew" - Oct
  • "Atleast Solace is only submissive when he role plays" - Oct 
  • "Because your uncle is in the Taliban." - Colgan dog after being asked by Rimp why he thought Rimp would be more radical.
  • "I jab at you because your rich not because your an immigrant." - Person being jealous about AM.
  • "Saying something that is false doesnt make you a liar" - Bel
  • "because Syrians are poor, uneducated and Muslim" - Person showing his true colours.
  • "I will incest every dime nickel and penny to your career" - Adolf Coffee is haunted by Josh's fetish.
  • "they all thought britain was going to leave britain" - Scraw about Brexit.
  • "the only thing british people hate more than foreigners is other british people" - Scraw elaborates on Britain.
  • "most Muslims are bigots, unless they aren't Muslim" - JeshThePleb
  • "girls lick eachother for fun" - Oct
  • "I think I'm going to try to make more females" - Nate the Creator
  • "perhaps Iran is the closest thing achieved to Plato's Republic" - Josh to Nate on Platonistic ideals.
  • "I am the Thot that they are patrolling" - Oct
  • "it seems like most things in islam end with killing a sheep or goat" - Nate
  • "or fucking it" - Person replying to Nate
  • "just because I may think Jesus is the son of God doesn't mean I would let him have a visa" - Person on Jesus being a Middle Easterner
  • "when in doubt marry your sister" - Josh
  • "Buzzfeed is against my religion" - Falcon the Antipope
  • "I'm coming out of the closet; I am gay, I have had gay sex numerous times, and I am moving to Massachussetts with my boyfriend." - Oct coming out of the closet, congrats to him!
  • "how am I meant to be believe Muslims don't want to make Britian a Sharia state when Josh exists" - Person
  • "Ravioli Ravioli, let's annex the Polish Territory" - ArsenicHalogen's best rhyme
  • "Everyone is a Zionist Jew" - Rimpo's response to one of Oct's dumb statements, I dunno
  • "I love Islam" - Person finally admitting to being a closeted Muslim
  • "Scraw needs some ed for his down syndrome" - Rallying call against Scraw
  • "Arabs are literally brainless" - Josh when talking about Arabic caliphates
  • "MDM will be started when GRRM finishes Winds of Winter" - Wolves after the millionth inquiry about when Merveilles du Monde would start.
  • "Why have elections when people can just violently overthrow governments?" - Colgan describing his own map game.
  • "The nazis have a lot of similarities to the nazis but they were not nazis" - Nk about Nazis
  • "Because nationalism is my fuel" - Person
  • "Bureaucrats don't kill people - gulags do" - Falcon in a discussion about a map game
  • "a timeline where its legal for nate to have a thing for candies lmao" - Sky after Nate considered doing a spooky timeline.
  • "never forget viva fucked a trap in japan" - Scraw
  • "then tell Orwell to stop pleasuring himself with an ignorance dildo" - Candies after an argument with Orwell
  • "If u ever use peasent as an insult the based Pol Pot of Democratic Kampuchea appears behind you and shoves your glasses up your ass" - Ycasto
  • "colgan, bel, ycasto, and nate" - Scraw, listing the four most dangerous people in history
  • "Maybe the English are tribal in my eyes" - Vand, justifying the Arcadian Genocide
  • "but everyone knows Feud has a 1,000-page book in his sex dungeon detailing his conquests in his sex dungeon" - Candies
  • "Viva is probably very closeted anyway" - Oct, trying to hide his gayness
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