Merry Christmas, everyone!
As many of you know, I have been compiling my own parody of the Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Not only is it updated to the modern day, but I replaced all the characters with people who are (were) frequently found on the wiki: Past, Present, and Future. Enjoy!
Table of Contents:
Dramatis Persona:
Stave I and V:
- User:CrimsonAssassin as Ebeneezer Scrooge
- User:NuclearVacuum as Jacob Marley
- User:Monster Pumpkin as Nephew Fred
- User:JoshTheRoman as Bob Crachit
- User:Ace009 and User:The.Brick.Battle as charity officers
- User:Octivian Marius as the caroler boy
Stave II:
- User:NonEuclidean as sister Fannny
- User:Commandante Lemming as Fezziwig
- User:Fedelede as Dick Wilkins
- User:PitaKang as the minstrel
- User:Imperium Guy, User:Scandinator, User:Sine dei gloriem, User:Seiga Miyako, User:Lordganon, and User:Mitro as Fezziwig's guests
- User:Upvoteanthology as wife Belle
- User:LightningLynx89 as Belle's second husband
Stave III:
- User:Candiesrgood as Crachit's wife
- User:SolaceEaSw as son Peter
- User:Adolf Coffee as Crachit's second son
- User:Lord falconis as Martha
- User:Tullin as Tiny Tim
- User:SkyGreen24 as Fred's wife
- User:Thewolvesden as Topper
- User:Edgeofnight as the plump sister
Stave IV:
- User:Mscoree as Old Joe
- User:Tr0llis as the younger woman
- User:Fritzmet as Mrs. Dilber
- User:Ratcolor and User:Ratc3333 as other men
- User:Harvenard2 as the man with hooked nose
- User:Nonsensicaljourney and User:X3ccBliTzz as talking gentlemen
- User:Gatthias as Caroline
- User:Hquvfrioyle Lilenofryn as Caroline's husband